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[Clears Throat]
? Back into my smile, child ?
who's filling in for simon rule? sally wonk.
Look at those gazongas!
Stratton and Schoenstein?
Don’t look at it as work
? A little bit louder now ? ? Shout ?
You guys playing cards?
? ?
You want another beer?
Submit your TRR Charts
GRAB SOME E15 EQUIPMENT DON'T COST NOTHIN'.
We're supposed to wear it until homecoming.
You
. .
I'm Gregg Marmalard, president of Omega House.
Take no prisoners -ehrs Take no prisoners -ehrs
? And if this one could be with you ?
The TMO consoles the JV
jesus old joonlygettingovergette stratfield! jesus old jojogette stratfield!
and kick those punks off campus.
Who was it?
You gentlemen seen your midterm grades yet?
I hate those guys.
How's it feel to be an asshole, Niederreiter
who's filling in for nanette tareha? marleen roch.
that I have notified your local draft boards...
Pass, 69, and 68
Tumeric, Ginger and lemon I won,t go Schizo will I.
To: EHC Admissions
War's over, man. Wormer dropped the big one.
? I want money ?
- Pork? - Gonna hump her brains out, aren't ya?
Let's go! [Boon Yelling, Laughing]
Oh, boy, is this great!
Portal! Portal! Portal!
I'm calling your national office.
No, no, no. Don't think of it as work.
You fucked up, you trusted us!
FOR SHAME!
sick depraved disgusting individuals
- ? Come on now ? - ? Shout ?
If you’re not even gonna try… I’m just gonna stop.
? They're twistin', twistin'? Hi.
Mrs. Milton found him boring too.
bad-mouth the United States of America.
You get a Maybelline Ultimate Z and you get a Maybelline Ultimate Z Everyone gets a Maybelline Ultimate Z
Speakin'ofboyfriends, Mandy, how was your date with Gregg?
I have an idea
? I want money ? Right, Bluto?
? No one else could ever do ?
Gee, you're dumb.
Vegetables are sensual People are sensuous
Good, good, good. Mmm.
On your uniform?
ROAD TRIP
We all got expelled last night.
Just a minute.
Just settle down. This is Carl’s kid. He’s a legacy from Fort Wayne.
Joe Biden to Americans in Afghanistan
Road Trip
?? [Whistling] ? That's what I want ?
[Boon] Yeah, you did.
Phi Alpha Psi They’re all on double secret probation
it's gonna be OK
Suárez… Dead!
?Jumped out ofbed ?
Flounder's bringin'his girlfriend up for the weekend.
Mr. Bennett 14 points
Improvise
You fucked up You trusted us
I really felt sorry for him. I don't understand...
Shit!
We should discuss this some other time. I know you're busy...
? The ooh, mao, mao ho-ho-ho-ho ?
PRONUNCIATION FIGHT!!!
Dead!
FDRNY Professor Butler wants to slap his wisdom upon you.
[Motor Roaring]
They took our buybacks! All our fucking buybacks!
That's typical. Just when we're doing something important.
Tony! Tony! Tony!
Sure. ? Money don't get everything it's true ?
Be careful! That's gonna cost hundreds of dollars to fix.
? Don't know much about algebra ? You got your milk too.
ROMULANS? FORGET IT. HE’S ROLLING.
Hi there, Ethan Liberty, valedictorian of Ligma University.
You fat, disgusting slob.
Wenn Kunden ohne Mitgliedschaft Den Store verlassen möchten
You bought it this time, buster.
He’s kind of cute for a conservative..... Eeeeewwwwwww
who's filling in for julie-marie carresco? josef duff.
Listen. I'm not joking, this is my job.
During midterm examination week.
- Bump you 20. - ? That's what I want ?
Oh, 90% rayon. Very nice.
They can’t close borders Only we can close borders
Gregg, I hate to see her make such a chump outta you.
[Doorbell Rings]
Could you come down here? Now!
I think it's locked or something.
Just try not to drool quite so much on the end of it.
[Both Moaning]
Hell, no! Germans?
"I hope I score! Oh, boy! Oh, boy!"
Trying to steal your boyfriend? Her boyfriend.
"You Fucked Up. You Trusted Us"
Mr. President, what do we do about the coronavirus?
who's filling in for paula cardona? gillian southam.
We need the tubes
We can fling it Don't Cost nothin'.
? They can party till the break of dawn ?
[Chattering]
DFAY's lack of Telegram love
This year, it's gonna be different.
Daniel Simpson Day... has no grade point average.
it used to be ann sh again because she didn't know she was needed to train up old newish redudant chorus pros but she quit so it would be harry styles taking those duties wouldn't it? yes it would.
Third, that the Delta fraternity routinely provided...
Is this right?
From now on, your Delta Tau Chi name is Weasel.
I'll swear you were doing a great job taking care of his car...
Attention! Eyes front!
GODDAMN DISGRACE
Agatha. This is Magnus give my little bumblbee her house and her money. Then get out of town. If you don't I will get youI will get you like you got me. That is a promi
[Engine Revving]
Everyone responds to press@sellersfunding.com
Forget it, He's rolling.
beryl bust her ball with her busting balloon with butherettes and ballerinas in carabooda. and she bust the bad business with byzantine and bop it on a brown pillow in bonkervale.
Well, I'm sure I can arrange a nice little honorarium from the student fund.
You guys playing cards?
Only we can do that to our Wounded veterans
[Crowd Cheering]
- ? All right ? - ? Shout ?
Christ 20 years of CT work down the drain Might as well join the army
You're all worthless and weak.
Is it all right if he stands in front of you?
No! After I graduate, I'm gonna get drunk every night.
This is absolutely gross!
? Come on now ? ? Shout ?
? I said I want you to know right now ?
Yeah, but... Now listen up,
Whaddya havin? I’ll be happy if we get out of here alive
? That is why ? ? That is why ?
? No one else can compare ?
Women. Can't live with 'em. Can't live without 'em.
It's a Passholder Pin, Sir. A Passholder Pin?
? Animal House ?
Hey Joe !!!
? You been good to me, baby ?
Hey. Jerry Coleman . Damn glad to meet you.
Look, is it okay if we go for a walk or something?
something that never looks bad on your permanent record, Chip.
Every morning in WeHo
Thank you, God.
Point of parliamentary procedure.