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your thoughts?
What if...
(MOE HUMMING)
Mr. Burns is heavily medicated
How many times do I have to say I'm sorry?
No Scott Brosiuses.
Mike Wegmans, I will be your mentor.
(chuckles)
What kind of person signs a birthday card
sitting on your peanut brittle ass
MAUREEN: DraftKings!
It's so romantic. Tell her, honey.
He's fat.
But if you really want to help this guy,
Yeah, well, your hero has a Pop-Tart
if you weren't a 35-year-old unpaid intern
So, Mike, you seem like a sharp tack.
I wish you would give me more of a heads-up
By the way, he's off his happy pills.
They're undefeated on floors with hockey ice beneath them.
-Because of this. -Hmm?
Abraca-Debra
I can't believe this.
He gave me five dollars.
No coffee, just doughnut holes.
Anybody want a slice of pizza
when he first set foot in Jerusalem.
Go normal or Go home...
(sniffing)
Just like his old man.
Mike, face it, I'm a bad mentor.
And by "slice," I mean the first payment
ALL: Sur... prise.
(Mike laughs)
on your outstanding loan.
Before the end, we will share a pie.
Having chipped in, you may now sign.
No "best wishes," I like the restraint.
To everyone who chipped in.