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You borrowed money from the mob?!
And even our gambling operation is in trouble
your new supervisor.
He was a waiter at my wedding.
Well, now that I'm a mentor, everything's changed.
As a last-second half-court heave
So I've prepared inspirational posters.
of Patriot League basketball.
They're garbage. Just cover the spread.
Are you kidding?
¶ It's asking for the taking ¶
Mister Beast
Shh!
could ever ask for.
(groans)
And you humps aren't worthy to swill his backwash.
(imitates guitar)
Address rate of reaction.
And I got the perfect card.
He's been blocked by so many celebrities on Twitter.
You sign the card, you got to chip in.
Listen up, millenniums. I'm Homer Simpson,
Hope you didn't lose any sleep
Mike Wegman, nuclear intern.
Bucknell's got no rim protection.
I'll let it go.
Okay, Homer, you can do this.
because he's backed by the full mentorship
MIKE: Yo! Mentor!
Then it's my pleasure to tell you...
No. No!
I'm, uh, just tunin' in to a little college hoops.
-(laughter) -(groans)
No one disrespects Homer Simpsons!
So I went down to the plant,
BURNS: Happy birthday, Lenny.
(sighs)
When will my slice be ready?
(gobbling)
I thought you might say that.
and crawl in your mummy box,
All righty, three slices, please.