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This man is a god and his clangers are unbustable.
(laughing uncontrollably)
Did this little hump just say what I thought I heard?
Get this intern out of my office, you nincompoop!
Yeah, Mike, I was thinking,
Lenny's gonna be here any minute. Shh.
I caused them.
(interns laugh)
Right. So why not make the pizza one slice at a time,
-It's the code of the card. -How big did he sign?
It's not a workout; it's been disproven.
BOTH: Whoo-hoo!
(chuckles mockingly)
ANNOUNCER: But Lehigh takes the lead with a three
Ah! Toothpick legs!
(chuckles): Don't worry, honey.
Yet again, a man's life hangs by the gossamer thread
No, Mike, don't.
Huh. I got this.
Homer, I got to tell you one thing.
Okay, which of these ties is better
I took a one-week loan from Fat Tony for a hundred grand.
as a nuclear guy.
You bet on yourself!
You better hold on to this guy, Marge,
Come on, it's okay. Don't cry.
I didn't stop those accidents.
Mock all you want.
Oh, well, you're gonna love this story.
Oh, my God, I can't believe you like it.
No one disrespects Homer Simpsons.
He's super dumb. (laughs)
You're sticking up for me?
He's not crazy.
I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.
by taking this half a PowerBar.