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(growling)
Very big plans.
Do you, Tami-Lynn IVlcCafferty,
We just have to make sure Ted loses the case.
Killing him at Fenway Park wasn't enough for you, huh?
No, don't start this shit, all right?
Holy shit johnny You
(SINGING) If you wanna sit there with a pie of meat
Gfnxgnxfhnfxnfg
Well, I guess it's all right. Those are the rejected sickle-cell samples.
Hey McCorcle
Holy Shit! YOU?
Now, you said your parents purchased Ted,
He's not an animal.
476,859,312.
That weed is really good.
And when the next conflict comes along,
Oh, my God!
Go away, Teddy.
You know, I'm surprised a lawyer like you gets high.
You could change your relationship status from single
entering THE ai ART community in a nuthsell
TED: We're a bunch of assholes who take up
where does that lead us?
Hey, Listen me Right, fuck bear
Hey, congrats, you mofos.
TED: Can't believe it. That son of a bitch!
And honest to God,
Bam!
God, that sounds fucked up. Listen, I don't wanna die.
POV: Prince Charles III
Why didn't you just come to me?
Oh, shut up and suck that dick
The definition entails the rights thereof
Yeah! How's your tongue taste in your own ass, Poindexter?
It's always good to find new ways to surprise your lover.
Thank you so much for meeting with us.
OH FOR CHRIST'S SAKE!
But if we suddenly decide to share that gift,
Are you submitting?
She's worse than us.
So, we're gonna win this thing?
and see if I can stop by tonight.
The Save-Ums! (2003-2006)
SAM: And do you, Ted,
and, therefore, invalid and hereby annulled.
I think I want to sleep on a bed made of your voice.
Oh, man, that's why we lost the case.
I'm gonna get a huge migraine in the parking lot in about 20 minutes.
I'm sorry. I, uh...
(BREATHING SHAKILY) Kunta_ Kunta Kinte_
Great, great! Here, follow me.
Wow.
So first we need a historical event. Wno's got an event?
This is Tami-Lyon's.
I used to pitch for the softball team at Arizona State.
Oz deciding to go home and study in the middle of the class
Whoa-ho! Take a burn!
Fuck you!
because I've been informed that you're technically...
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
And not because some of you might laugh
We got to get to Comic Con. Come on!
Teen titans pussy Teen titans boobs
FEMALE REPORTER: Ted!
Do you love Tami-Lynn?
hey dont run
What do you mean, Be careful?
Holy shit billy and Mandy
MAN: Hey!
No. This is insane.
She's worse than us. Yeah, she's our enemy now.
Potter, Weasley, Dumbledore, Sparrow, Doubtfire, Bourne,
My turn assholes
You could've been an inspiration to the world.
Yeah? So are you!
GO TO TARGET!
Yeah, great. Okay. Thank you so much!
Yeah.
You son of a bitch!
F. Scott Fitzgerald.
JOHN: You know what's fucked up? Dude, that's somebody's fucking daughter!
Tell you what, I'm gonna go drive around the block,
Why not?
(GROANs)
Fresh cakes.
(YELLS)
Is there any statement that you'd like to make
Wish I could help you, but we're closing.
You know, I never would even have tried to adopt a dog
I don't have a driver's license, I don't pay taxes.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, man! What the fuck?
Objection!
Man, we got a lot of pot in this car. I wish we could smoke it.
Morning, Mr. Jessup.
(YELLS)
And that, in the eyes of the world, I'll always be property.
Uh,yeah.
Right there. Death to Ming. Good, yeah.
No, that's his first name.
We don't wanna go to jail.
No. Not at all.
Sex Sex
I'm scared, Teddy!
(GASPS)
It reminds me of that strain I smoked last summer called “Here Comes Autism”
FUCK YOU SHREK
Assisting in the betterment of your race.
You're really smart, you know that?
I was even cast as a lawnmower_
who's filling in for sarah swan? wendy simpson.
No. No, you... You should be fine.
has been terminated clue to a lack of citizenship.
Ted, can I see you for a moment?
Get your ass up here and kick my ass!
Yeah, yeah. Back hallway, past the photo booth.
We're so sorry.
Sweet God and baby Jesus.
You were my thunder buddy for life.
Well, you're a celebrity.
Don't let the goose get me!
Hey, shut up, lady!
Let’s make Luan Loud vs Mr coconuts
He doesn't mean that. Please forgive me, I'm sorry.
You may kiss the bear.
You see, Your Honor?
Hey, be careful with that, huh.
Oh, well, that's a good friend. Yeah.
It's been some time, hasn't it?
You are meddling with powers you do not understand. Cut the shit!
cuando vas a ver a nosr quien
Yeah, that's actually why I'm calling. (BOTH GRUNTING)
Well, I have gone through your application
Property?
(CROWD MURMUR)
I got you, motherfucker! (ALL SCREAMING)
What the fuck? What the fuck's going on here?
Oh, look, I did a lot of blow in the '80s
Those aren't supposed to be out.
Watch it. Jesus! Watch where you're going!
I was such a big fan of yours in the early '90s_
I should've married Robert DiCicco. I really should've.
1 year of 1:1 THERE’S SO MUCH PORN
I have a college degree.
I heard Salesperson Ted: No You didnt. No one said Salesperson
Holy shit! Donny!
We all agree all the time.
You people are monsters.
Aw, come on, pal. Come on.
Oh! And we got something for him, too. John, show him.
Is that correct?
Who did that?
(SOBBING) Dear Ted,
I'll see you in heaven, Ted.
Mi mi mi mi mi Blah, ha, me
You can't get me thunder
for us to make an actual bong.
with no kid pointing to where his uncle touched him, huh?
Sorry, bro.
Hey, Rick! It is Ted.
We deserve respect!
A baby? Like really?
(slGHs)
What defines property?
I say we go to court!
MAN: Hey!
Go to Work Go to School
I mean, maybe more like a hammer or an orange, but yeah.
Yeah. Hey, can I get a Jack Daniel's
Jesus.
ryanrustic
She was at a Veterans Day parade,
TED: Okay. Go, go, go!
When you're 1st on the second to last stage, then last on the last stage...
TED: How's your workout? JOGGER: Fuck you!
and I'm afraid this isn't gonna work out.
Carlos Kendall James Logan's on a phone to an ambulance Gustavo and Kelly are almost here
Beautiful ceremony.
You're very lucky.
Yeah, it's unbelievable. Property.
Right here, buddy.
I swear to God, I'll kick your goddamn ass! Who was it?
(STUTTERS) Wait, Mr. Brady!
Your toaster?
I'm sorry.
Oh, Johnny, come on, man.
Johnny, wake up!
I got Kramer vs- Kramer, Alien vs- Predator, and Freddy vs- Jason-
That’s a little…SALTY!
I’m, are those coconuts, like, just to take?
Let's maybe give somebody else over here a chance.
Toothless and ready to go. Just 3 dollar! 3 dollar!