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Shit
(JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING)
When you're standing before me
You need two of them. You got to scoop one into the other.
Well, I've been meaning to clear some of that out.
Billy and Mandy the movie 2 End credits
Hey, listen. Don't let her drag you
having a doll up here on the stand
You know? I always wanted my ex-wife
And I know who my friends are.
So you don't see him as your property.
That's the lottery! That's the lottery!
And if I may inquire,
What are the fuck-me eyes?
(SOBS) I don't understand, okay? None of this makes any sense.
As far as I'm concerned,
I got some big news to tell ya.
Is he gonna take the case?
No, the circuits could still be reconstructed if somebody worked at it.
What are you buying over there, Tami? Gold bars?
guaranteed first ballot Hall of Famer.
Oh, yeah, you're right. Okay, okay, I got one.
Reminded me of why I chose to do the kind of work I do.
Hey!
Hey watch that ice it comes up fast man
Good morning. Now...
Hi. Have any of you guys seen a talking teddy bear run through here?
I'm cooking your fucking steak. What do you think I'm doing?
just take a seat and get to work.
Yeah.
Yeah, Reading Railroad, B&O Railroad, Pennsylvania Railroad.
Hey, you shut the (Bleep) up!
Ahhhhh Hahahahahaaa
Ted!
That Sister, Sister marathon ain't gonna watch itself.
to fight like we've been doing the past few months.
take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?
Yeah, well, whatever. Ted Clubber Lang. Get used to it.
(HEART MONITOR FLAT LINING)
Shits. I'm sorry. That sucks.
Fuck, let's do it. There he is!
(CHEERING)
They said if Ted wins,
No Foul Language at Circus Pomni
I'm sorry, Your Honor. I'm on my period.
Sovvvvy, sir.
and, honestly, it's the more serious one.
I'm so sorry. I promised myself I wouldn't get emotional.
This poor baby bootie_
(BREATHES SHAKILY)
I'm sorry. But as of today, you're fired.
IVlan, it's a goddamn party here today.
Look, I've never done this before. Neither have I.
I will, and as soon as I’m done fucking myself
Did you write your dissertation
Get out of my house!
I mean, everything seemed like it was gonna be so perfect.
Sam, you dig him, right?
(TED YELLS)
Oh, my God, Teddy.
I'd say we're about an hour outside the city.
(JOHN HUMMING) TED: (SINGING) Let's all go to court
And think how awesome the baby will be.
What? Why?
I know, I know. it's just that...
One for every child in the world.
What do you think that was about?
Spaceballs (1987)
Some women just have fuck-me eyes.
Oh, my God! Are you kidding me?
(GIGGLING) I love these things!
All right, let's go.
Wait, wait, wait. How... How... How do you guys...
You're right, it's fine. It's totally fine.
Uh, yeah, yeah. No problem.
Oh, shit! Oh, God!
Johnny and I have prepared something very special for you, here.
Your name is Toby!
shall we get started?
Who's Clubber Lang?
Cool it! Cool it!
Mr. Bennett,
It's the least I can do with all you're doing for us. Really.
Justin Bieber.
(SAMANTHA SCREAMS)
So, you think this Ivleighan guy is gonna help us?
TED: Oh! Oh, fuck!
not to be a footnote on the wrong side of history.
(LAUGHS) I know, I just said your name.
fulfill their dreams of having children.
Julie after Glenn agreed to give her massage
Excuse me, excuse me.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
and this man, sitting next to me,
What's a 3-17? Someone's trying to steal Tom Brady's jizz again.
Riggs Gets Broken up with
Well, Donny, I'm extremely busy with the Comic Con presentation...
I hope there is no curse words under the month of may
she was looking at black cooks.
Are those Tootsie Rolls just, like, to take?
Ever heard of any of them? No, but I'm pretty sure Mr. T could kick their ass!
FUCK YOU WARIO
You two still not talking?
Okay.
Look at this.
So, how did you get into this line of work? Do you just love cum?
The cow just kicked him mommy I'm on the phone to an ambulance
In every civil rights conflict,
RICK: Nice lunch, spaz.
Oh, come on! He does not! He's a toy.
That's what you get for fucking a plush toy!
Dude, take a closer look. It's your kid.
You killed Johnny! You miserable doctor!
Oh. No way! (CHUCKLES)
No further questions.
Oh, we just Google Boston lawyers. Ah.
You're telling me you don't want this?
Hi, Ted.
He's a gourmet chef. So he knows how to toss a salad.
We're in the middle of nowhere.
I'm trying to get it half hard,
And found me love I thought was here to stay
Uh-huh.
Yeah.
Oh, right, yeah, sorry, I'm just a little nervous.
Yeah, that's two different franchises.
(LAUGHS)
I got nothing but shit work, all right?
Oh, there's one!
In my chambers! Stop beavering the witness!
How to Train Your Dragon 2 on at mcdonalds some fun some food it's all inside this happy meal
Good, good.
And as history has shown us, that wasn'tjustice_
Okay, you ready? Oh, shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
TED: It was him!
I just love you, buddy.
Who's that buttnut over there?
(SINGING) I'm steppin' out with my honey
I now pronounce you husband and wife.
And that's at rest.
Right? No.
This is exactly what you've been doing
I'm sorry, I couldn't hear that. Could you repeat that, please?
Yes!
Or a piece of property?
Well, how the fuck do you prepare for a Foo Fighters concert?
So what do you say? We all good?
Okay.
I was playing snow plows, tractors,
(BANGING) om Fuck!
Would that positive effect be yourjoint arrest
Dude, that's fucking awesome! Congratulations!
Oh, my God. Now we're even bigger assholes.
Think about what happened at Fenway.
Hi.
JUDGE: Thank you, Mr. Wild, for your opening statement.
No one's going to kick up a legal fuss over property.
It was very sad. Very sad for the family.
You go kick some ass because I am not taking off this wedding ring.
it may leave you quite vulnerable.
Nobody said Starbucks
In those images,
Well, Sam, it's been 20 minutes. You wanna take over?
This is all I brought.
You just can't help but sing along.
That's what you get for fucking messing with us!
Look.
Yeah!
I'm gonna go fifty shades of bear on you tonight.