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Fly to Rio, tan in the nude, bet on some monkey wrestling.
Have I not told you about my mom's Yuletide boyfriend,
Sadly, it will mean working a lot of hours over the next couple days.
It's this cheap, high-proof brandy I found.
You are being a real Scrooge!
Exciting news, everyone.
You just push the little button on top.
not the one I wanted by the way!
I brought these presents as part of the "Letters to Santa" program --
There are these Nigerians on the internet that help me.
She will be treated humanely but there will be no escape.
Look, we already did our Christmas charity work.
She went overboard because her family's not exchanging gifts this year.
I mean, if I want to lick a hippie I'll just return Joan Baez's phone calls.
I ducked down to Florida for a surprise early Christmas.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I just have to get stocking stuffers. And stockings!
This is it, 4-D.
And I don't want to hear another word about it.
What kind of son --
Every time I hear that song I get aroused.
I have to go to the prop meeting, now.
I hope it's not seasonal.
Good. We'll be over at 2:00.
Merry Christmas, Mrs. Donaghy.
My other hip!
They scammed me and now they're selling that stuff on eBay.
have a wonderful Christmas.
I have no choice. I can't go home.
# Everybody knows a turkey and some mistle toe?
Lemon, one of her suitcases was just wigs.
Do you know your mother is here?