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One of my clients made them for me.
I'll never forget him.
And reading is dumb.
but I was like, how am I gonna do that?
TINA: Whoa. Eye contact.
♪ The briefest of glances can start the biggest romances ♪
(sighs) Okay.
(quietly): Oh, crap.
Almost...
and I have to give you a piggyback ride
(chuckles): Okay, look, that was an accident.
♪ Responsible adults, yeah! ♪
Look. Look at us.
LOUISE: Okay, let's make sure
Oh, your parents aren't home? Interesting.
Are you... are you crying?
the tops of Dad's legs.
You, too, going to the accountant.
We're making 17 layer dip, correct? Correct.
And if anyone calls for us,
TINA: Eyes on the prize, which is Joe's eyes.
Why do you pretend to laugh at his jokes?
at the grocery store and pretended
if you're VIP, or 6:00 if you have a general admission ticket,
and he has a Bowflex!
LINDA: ♪ La, la, la ♪
Knowing he's back there, expecting me to look at him
Just-just let us go!
the traditional big brother stuff.
♪ It's not selfish to love shellfish! ♪
like in the movies, with the spooky music.
oh, so you play vs dave and bambi? come here fuckface i am going to beat you
Oh, yeah? I don't see you.
I'll have my secretary grab some. Just kidding.
(chuckles): I... uh, I actually like them.
What? Why? He likes it. Oh, man.
Or pretty good. He's fine. Yeah.
You are dead, Louise Belcher!
Okay, you asked for it.
Right. That's me. Super cool.
you are going to succ all myse pensies drinc my cum its tastes good
to take those costumes off immediately.
(singing spooky music)
so I guess your mother has a point.