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Tell mama who hurt you
Foosball! Bunch of overgrown monsters manhandling each other.
Isn't it ironic That a guy named Dusty Johnson is going to win at Shiny Cock Kills?
Needle sack! Needle sack! Needle sack!
This could be the start of some high drama.
What the hell is that?
- Sixty-two. - Blue 22, hut!
And I follow the Chia’s Cowboys ... and I like them, too!
Tippett calls a timeout
C.J. Beathard
It's clean.
Water sucks
No intensity. You said it was all right to fight back,
I think it’s time we start kicking some Chinese ass!
Traction control getting treated like
Skipping cardio like
benjamin bang is the devil!
but The thing is... We're all faced with difficult decisions every day
Did somebody hurt you? Who hurt you
Yes. OK. Now.
Last day of the week. Can’t hold anything back now
Trust me. Go, go, go, go, go.
Hang on here. Take some water.
OU Ouch
You crazy asshol!
Disrupting my football team, you idiot!
Difficult To Watch , Eric Changing the Washington Redskins name
I don't believe in that sort of thing, personally.
Just because the booger eater is a cheater…. Do
But she can’t hear ya Cuz she’s unconscious...
Check it out
I want you to pretend that Casey is insulting you.
You takin the closet ball Behind my back
If you'll excuse me, ladies, I'm gonna go hang myself.
Cypress sucks It really really sucks
im ready friend
Well, I wouldn't think much of it at all.
The Devil
- This is quite a pleasant surprise. - Yeah, I just got out ofjail
The hell with school, dopey! Take the money! You and me could be partners,
hamburgers suck. penis is better.
It’s the brain pain...
- Zack Thomas. - Whatever.
your name is Needle
Big City Livin and a Voodoo Woman Named Taylor
Mr, Bryan, you got your manhood! You got your manhood!
First game of the teadon. Can't hold anything back.
Pittsburgh Pirates right now
.. ..
500+Horsepower Fans Which brings me to my next point...Don't smoke crack!
Remember when Will Winslow showed up at the last minute and the Big Erners won the bowling league do ya?
youre wrong
Whoop ass opened
Hey Huffman You're Fired
Last days of the month. Can't hold anything back now.
- Happy New Year! - Happy New Year, Mama.
- Mama, I got the football! I got it... - What a vicious hit!
- All right? Third and ten. - Third and ten?
Last drive of the game...can't hold anything back.
"Taxes Suck They Really Really Suck"
Last game of the year, Brent can’t hold anything back
After Covid teachers be like...
Is there any sport that you do watch? You know, a physical sport?
L.A. Dodgers
Because he didnt hold anything back!
I know it
Lightning suck they really, really suck
Kick his water loving ass
- Coach, I'd like to tackle him now. - Not yet.
It’s okay fellas Mr. Governor said I could
.
You takin the closet ball Behind my back ??
Gain some yards. Put points on the board.
Now that’s what I call High quality Michael Scott
You know, when I see so many of you here tonight,
We fake blitz... No!... We think about blitzing!
It sucks... it really, really sucks
But what Dana don't know won't hurt her.
Sixty eight
The Crazy Frog 'we are the champions (Ding a dang dong) music video!
Hey, waterboy, you fixin' to tackle all of us?
She'll be fine, Bobby. We better get going.
Cut his ass.
Bobby, it's me!
It’s your daddy Roberto
and how much you and check doing blow means to this town.
Part numbers
Remember that time Brock Purdy showed up at halftime and the 49ers went to the Super Bowl
I'm gonna have to say Captain Insano.
Well ditka happens to have a ring on his finger!
Red and I have a history.
The hell with that, dopey! Take the money!
The Waterboy just needed some water.
Now You Know That!
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CUT HIS HEAD OFF!
how ya like my new offense
I’m gonna bet on Football, Durr.
I think you zigged when you should've zagged on that play.
John thompson is the devil
I am inquiring as to whether you have the need for an experienced waterboy
Jon Gruden you stink!
I didn't think you were serious. Besides, he does a greatjob.
Any unused magic in that legendary green playbook of yours, Red?
Excuse me I’m gonna go hang myself
Mama, maybe you could stop brushin' my hair so I can read.
Art be like...
⬆️⬆️⬆️ Ode to your buddies: Oh, no!! … The Chia® ‘93 … is WINNING AGAIN!!
Listen, everybody! This don't change nothin'!
- I tried. I can't. - Yes.
The only thing better than a crawfish dinner is five crawfish dinners
Hey Waterboy Your’e FIRED!!
Modern Controls is the devil!
Marko scores his first sharks basket
Stop Making fun of me EEEEEEEEEEEEEÈEE
I will, thank you. I just... I feel bad about lyin' to my mama.
Remember when Eddie and Gabe showed up on Saturday and we raged!
THAT"S MY FIRST NAME BOBBY.
Wow, Don You Come Up With That All By Yourself?
Didn't I tell you as plain as I could speak to get rid of his ass last year?
who has been so vital to our success.
I was just thinkin' about stealin' L.T.'s Porsche over there.
To Whom It May Concern:
How's that, Steve?
Mama says, "Aaron Rodgers is ornery 'cause he got all that talent...but only 1 Super Bowl
- It's cold! - Yes, it's always cold.
to gain ten yards before they have to punt.
49ers fans after the loss yesterday
‘Cept You!
We have an announcement to make. Our former waterboy, Bobby Boucher,
No Colonel Sanders. You're wrong! Matty's right!
- Boucher knocked the poop out of him. - Poop?
But I can't hog you to myself no more,
small small yes and sex birds kiss kiss yes dear boing and the dystrophy i've got and i'm 298 years old dear! with brany skedalu! me boingkids graduated from playing it! and trampolines with temp temp and tempt cinemas in paradise yes a kayak dear and lu's got parkinson's dear and she's 2988 years old! yes dear boing boing gunneran gunnies!
Mama's not a big fan of restaurants
West canaaaan!
- Dan, this is bizarre. - No, it's not, Brent.
Lol Lol
CHUN-GUS! CHUN-GUS!
Good luck, son.
Gophers gonna win. 13-10
Ryan sucks. Al Franken is better.
But what Papa don't know won't hurt him.
Be careful down there.
Come on, Bobby! You'll miss the boat!
Rams and Saints combined for a total of 9 points in the first half...
One man said that he wanted to decapitate me Nobody else thought that to be too bad of an idea
So that’s what, opening a can of gumbo tastes like
Hey TIEEE--RODDD!
Anybody got some bud?
Whats wrong with you Uncle fester. You to to to Stupid
Somebody hurt you, my boy? Who hurt you? You tell Mama who hurt you.
There’s ya Daddy
because everyone's seen how wonderful you are.
Good news. The NCAA is gonna allow you to play in the Bourbon Bowl.
You just make a Joke, Chrissy?
Not only will I boof it for ya. But Yes yes. I'll boof it for ya
Not exactly what I’d call constructive criticism
Copy
Pittsburgh Pirates right now..
Because Gambling is the Devil!!!
She’ll text me
Hey Stefanski! Check this out.
Blue 52! Blue 52! Hut!
fancy foosball friends
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Grenouille to the 15, the ten, the five!
What momma don’t know won’t hurt her
Piss
last day of the sprint can't hold anything back now
Mama'll brush your hair.
The end of the half. The Cougars are dominating.
He happens to be a finely tuned athletic machine.
Oh, no! … The Chia® … is WINNING again!
Let's wait till later to hold hands and kiss. We got a bowl game to win.
RAIDERS
Difficult to watch, Mott.
That’s nice mama
Well Folks…Mark is wrong AGAIN
very, very serious offense.
We're the champions!
We talking Lasagna and she’s talking about tacos Which brings me to my next point; don’t smoke crack
I'll be playin' with your mama tonight.
just like that Tiger Woods and his daddy.
Well, put her ass to sleep! We gotta win tonight!!
CLIBBINGS
He happens to be a finely tuned athletic machine!
Guess? That ain’t no guess, that’s how it’s gonna be!
Your name is.... NEEDLE DICK
I hid you away from the world, Bobby Boucher.
Bobby, if your mama could only hear us right now, we would tell her
Why
He Deserted us Bobby
I lost my position as the team's water distribution engineer.
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Strong words from strong man. Captain Insaneo.