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Eric: l... I was flabbergasted.
We didn't even officially break up.
So don't you think
Because this is like the worst night of my life, OK?
Let's just talk, but outside.
Now I will.
Ohh, I can see that.
I'm with someone.
Eric, we are standing here with one hostess
I mean, that was awful.
Tell me the real reason
Oh, the time I fell asleep.
What?
[Snoring]
Oh, no. Not again.
Uh-huh.
Great. Wanna share a cab?
[Radio Transmission]
Something terrible is gonna happen
OK.
Well... Well...
That you were probably the most...
Mmm!
Ah, that's really good.
What the fuck you carrying around in that pocketbook?
No. No,
you're listening to Joni Mitchell!
I just started working
? What's so funny about?
and you'll whine, and you'll bitch,
Yeah, it's incredible.
? Ever, ever?
and tell them we're meeting them early, all right?
He's gotta be depressed
Oh.
and nobody shows up.
is so predictable.
Caitlyn: Please, the law school thing is bad enough,
I was supposed to go on a ski trip
Oh, yeah, sure,
Hey, guys.
Wake up.
and the whole time I'm sitting over there,
Oh, God.
I can get into that shit.
we cant do that because blah blah... ...Complexity of the supercarrier
If I was you, I would pull over with me
Oh, I'm sorry. It's just, uh,
Why did you have to bring her to our coffee shop?
These White Sox are disappointing me!
I bet you don't.
you have an epiphany and you realize
That's what does it. Every year,
I don't know why I'm telling you all this.
? Fool, you was born to ball?
Well, let's do that. I didn't know you wanted
of the goddamn restaurant.
of finding someone
You know what we need? We need some music.
Oh... yeah. Mm-hmm.
but here,
Lucy.
I mean, I see big things in his future,
Oh, well, that's just great.
Do you wanna stop or not?
W-What are you saying?
Oh, yeah? It's for Tony?
Um... yeah.
Come on, like you feel it. Come on, baby.
You should have sex on your birthday.
I mean, just because of...
Well, what then?
All right, this is what you're gonna do.
have you once even ever considered having sex with me?
what?
Twenty-four hours ago, you were so heartbroken,
Look, he'll be all right, OK?
Baby actually left.
to deliver this package to my friend Tony.
by relating to their cigarettes
That's my booty look right there.
What do you expect? I'm under a deadline.
It's just a stupid New Year's Eve party.
[Elvis Costello's Pump It Up Plays]
I think there's gonna be a lot of people there.
Say it loud.
What time is it?
Well...
You said you were going out of town for New Year's Eve.
You need to find yourself a man
We have to go meet him there.
I bought them for you, remember?
[Boogie Wonderland Plays]
Your dress.
till we fell in love with the same girl.
until later.
Oh...
I will fuck you
It's them. They're coming over here!
since the day I met you!
for dinner tonight.
If you want to.
OK. Look...
eating dinner.
Long Island, huh?
Stay. Stay. Let's get some food in you,
Well, you know what? It's not gonna work, Ellie.
I dare you.
[Grunts]
Fine.
? In the darkness of insanity?
I just thought maybe, you know, I was falling in...
You think that's a long time?
So, uh, can I ask you a question?
It's kind of liberating.
I'm going to the train station
You probably ate one of those chilies.
I don't know. I mean...
You want to meet interesting guys, right?
that wanted to stay home tonight, Lucy.
Lucy: Hi! Happy New Year!
Unless you're chicken.
? Get your goosebumps tinglin'?
It sucks.
Let's get a drink.
we'll fuck, OK?
Jesus, Eric, relax.
by people's motivations.
Anyway, one night I went to a restaurant,
Congratulations.
I'm kind of nervous. Can you tell?
just tell me one thing.
I mean, it felt like she really liked me,
I've been working out.
You see, it's all in the technique.
what makes him so great?
that you ever let...
Apart from tonight.
Oh, with the flowers?
[Moans]
that likes you the way you are.
I bet you Rick James would've walked
You just saw my face
Lucy, do you want to fuck?
Yeah, you know.
Beverages. Beer.
the kind of thing I did last night.
Yeah, we're coming.
I don't know. Maybe she went to a party or something.
What is that, some kind of unwritten rule?
You don't remember? It was only 6 months ago.
'cause I know you're gonna spaz out,
I was curious.
Wait up.
I'm... I'm really sure.
[Gasps] Jesus.
working on New Year's Eve.
blahblahblahblahblah... ...Complexity of the supercarrier
Yeah, OK, it's almost 10:00,
? Pain and hatred?
was here...
You were gone almost 20 minutes.
It's 9:25.
I don't know what to say.
The whole, you know, high-strung,
? Then when you least expect it?
Oh! There he is.
? Wanna make her all your own?
you know, as,
Oh, my God.
This guy weighs a fucking ton.
Uh, and, uh, you know what happened?
to attract anybody but you.
? 'Cause each time?
because we can spend every weekend together,
Oh!
l... I don't know. Um...
What do you say? Come on. You in?
I'm never gonna forgive you for this, Lucy.
Um, he just...
Are you offering yourself to me?