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Happy New Year!
one of the ugliest bitches
The liar who's been bragging for months
? Crack more heads over them backs?
it was... it was bad.
Bridget: You mean you're not an artist?
even though you found me attractive.
Eric?
You bring me over here, and you tell me
to be perfectly honest with you, Hillary,
Life's happenin' right now, baby.
Mm, mm, mm.
Please... Please don't touch me.
they're doing this to me, Hillary?
? How I feel so much?
through the important signposts of life, lovingly.
disappeared.
Listen, you think there was something special about you?
What? What?
So common, so typical, so similar!
? How it feels to touch you?
I was some kind of freak or something.
It's New Year's Eve. Ha ha.
No, no, that's not what I meant.
get this car to just move?
off the old man, and...
There.
Oh, come on, Eric. You know how it is.
? And you out for the cash like you out for the fame?
It's your present, fuckhead. Open it.
for a... for a hardened professional.
Arrgh!
with a album.
Val! Val! Please listen to me!
You said you'd be gone all week.
Ohh.
Caitlyn, your skirt's been over your head for hours.
Thank...
Are you sure?
So, no. The answer to the unspoken question.
Whoo!
Uh, hi. Um...
What?
if you cross that street!
Is there any way you can get out the car
Oh, and you might want to try a new approach.
like Romeo and Juliet.
Did you ever think
getting picked up by some bartender.
The people was dancing,
where they think you give a shit about their stuff?
They make me happy, 'cause they remind me,
when your hands were up my dress!
Oh!
Coming!
I don't think it's too jerky.
Eric, look, some things just can't be helped, you know?
you gave me 6 months ago for breaking up with me.
No. As a matter of fact, I'm not kidding.
but, if I have time, you know.
It's like you're not nice at all!
What am I doing? Let me get you inside.
he's really bad in bed.
I been there once before.
He's not your bartender.
Mmm...
OK, OK. We're not going on B, OK?
What do you think about that, baby?
He kept dragging a dead girl
Baby? Baby?
Just promise we won't go past Avenue A.
Oh, my God! Val!
What?
I thought you were giving that package to your friend.
Most people, they underestimate the importance
Just do me a favor.
a lot of time to know something like that.
You know, I was a shy little knuckle-head kid.
Yeah, right.
No. I said Noho.
You said so yourself.
Look, you're...
The band? What band?
[Moaning And Mumbling]
Oh, now I'm inadequate.
You know, Eric, my last boyfriend.
Yeah.
All: Five... four...
Camping.
I just think you're a really nice person, Jack.
Oh!
I mean... I'm gonna be there.
that you're so bad in bed. I really am.
Oh, God, I'm so embarrassed.
You don't think I'm attracted to you.
talking to the ones you already know.
? Run away, run away?
I'm gonna invite him to this party.
[Gunshots]
you can have a good time, baby,
Really, Eric, you just got to calm down.
You're going to think this is crazy, but...
I'll be back later.
Don't. Love means never having to say you're sorry.
I have a right to know.
Oh, shit! Move it. Excuse me.
Oh, no, there's that chili girl
Cabbie: Although I went
What about it?
Yeah, that's right.
Yeah, she's got your cousin's number, don't she?
OK.
How's it hang?
Like...
The dress.
That is unless you're right,
You got dog shit on your back.
It is so obvious.
Hey, guys.
That's fine with me.
You'll stay?
Jerk.
This is... oh...
That's what I have to deal with.
I don't know.
[Punk Music Blares]
Everyone's depressed on New Year's Eve.
See, in the end,
Not anyone worth mentioning.
but at least Eric will be there.
Yeah, yeah.
It's a small city, ain't it?
Well, I just happened to hear a whole story
Look, let's just forget everything,
Mad Woman.
? Don't run away, run away and let me down?
I'll be OK.
Hi, I'm Hillary.
I'm serious, Val. I knew a girl...
? You hit the deck you get found out?
Pressure?
? Is there only?
What was your reason?
You know what, Kevin?
'cause he kept making vagina puppets
Great. OK... Ha ha...
Are you crazy?
I'm staying there until I find a new apartment.
If you have time?
Just drop this now, please.
I'm sorry.
We don't belong on B.
Yeah, well, yeah, well, yeah,
Ugh!
So, uh, what's in this package anyway?
before everybody else, so...
Why did I choose you?