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[Whistles]
I'll usher them right over to you.
Eww.
? Sometimes?
of normal human proportions.
[Rap Beat] ? There's no sin in this?
You're right about New Year's Eve.
Mmm, mmm, mmm, he's so cute.
I can't believe it.
Val!
Uh, that'll make it worse. Have some wine.
Great.
? Waitin' for me to fall?
I've never slept with Jack.
You deserve each other.
Can you tell I'm a professional?
We are so lost! We are so fucked!
l...
Well, then how?
What?
It happened to me.
Yeah. He went to a party on Avenue D.
Heh, anyway, l... I ended up going home with him,
Year.
in crayons here and there.
Cabbie: Mmm, mmm, mmm.
Look,
so we'll just stick around and see if he shows up.
What do you mean not again?
Who the fuck are you?
He is dreamy, sex-bomb cute.
Have you ever heard such a pile of shit?
I brought you some matches.
And wait till you hear the story she came up with.
? Laughin' down the sun like a jackal will?
vagina puppet man,
Mmm. Hmm.
You know, you just...
? The power, the power?
OK.
you know, l... I really like you a lot,
I'm surprised it hasn't happened by accident,
? Who's gonna cry?
6 months ago.
Look, can I tell you something here?
Nobody had it.
Deep thing. ? Tain't no big thing?
Val, you don't just meet people on the street.
- You're shittin' me. - No!
It is incredible.
? And misery?
So, uh, where's, um, what's-her-face?
tempestuous,
on New Year's Eve?
Yeah.
I don't believe I recall an Eric.
? The toll of the bell??
That's great.
Ah-choo!
I think that bartender likes you.
Uh, yeah.
? You can be puttin' that sippin' and whippin'?
damages the plush interior of my cab, right?
It was so big.
Well, baby, all this talk about teats
? Kiss 'em fierce with all his might forever?
from which to suck the life blood out of me
A fuckin' Encyclopedia Britannica?
- Cheryl. - Cheryl. Right.
and everybody hates me.
Right. Cindy, uh, you OK in there?
Yeah!
? I don't care?
Ha ha. I know.
What are you talking about?
Hey!
just end this date right here, OK?
a little love,
Listen, I think it's still a bit early for this party.
You spoke to her?
? About this world?
All right. Well, I'm leaving.
It's not gonna work
Don't call me again.
instead of each other.
last night?
[Gasps]
you know, her big eyes, her big, round head, you know.
We either call your mother for the number,
Okra's brown.
about last night being your first time and everything.
OK, date's over. Look, why don't we
It.
Yeah, he's adorable.
and bringing them back from the dead.
you can come to my prom.
well, you better be sorry, sweetheart,
Taxi.
What other reason could there be?
Look, uh, as an actor,
for the whole year?
but never a slut.
- Hmm. - Oops.
It was like she was jinxed for the whole year.
with a mattress strapped to your back
So, uh, can I call you later?
Yeah, Kevin, you're doin' just great.
From where I'm standing,
Eric, hi. Happy New...
Taxi!
I bet you she write a couple love letters
It must be part of the whole Zelda thing.
Big New Year's Eve date thing.
Taxi!
You're a fox.
Well, what the fuck are we supposed to do,
Happy New Year.
I wanted to, like, I wanted to get near her,
? Oh?
you know, considering, but there's no reason
You wanted to hang out with the bands, right?
Mineral Vicious Water
And you, with your sordid little agenda
please don't leave me here all alone
I'm leaving.
? Who's gonna cry??
He's in the bathroom.
It's not that bad?
Jack, you're doing it again.
Excuse me. I'm an artist.
Thanks.
? My life will never be the same?
Cindy!
I got to go.
asking around for the recipe.
I meet someone, we go home together,
l... I wasn't expecting much, but this is an unprecedented low.
But I like you, and I thought you liked me.
Until you go home, sit down,
I sat in the back of the restaurant