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bitch from hell,
My name's Tom. This is Dave.
You men are so similar in your mediocrity.
I'm staying at his place.
they feel that way about them,
I hate getting to a party
What?
You don't think I'm serious.
Over there. There's the door. Come on!
I deserve an explanation.
and you're gonna blame me.
Hi. This must be it, huh?
he's yours.
and take a look at my work
[Monica Whimpers]
I mean, you go out with condescending,
Oh, my God. I'm sorry.
Wait a minute.
? Sooner or later?
in the stench of air freshener?
Now I think I'm 4 more pages away from ecstasy,
Well, uh,
reaching the point of acceptance, though.
This dude right here I call,
Jenny, I'm... I'm sorry.
? Look out We saw the sound blast?
and one guest... one guest... who spent the entire evening
Oh, she's not?
This is Reaganomics.
Mm. [Giggles]
GET OUT
Woman, I was tired.
It happens here every night.
Oh, yeah, OK, yeah, right.
and then who walks over
But why me? I mean, we hardly knew each other.
Would you hold on a minute? I'm trying to get a beer.
Come on.
No! No. I'm not in love with anybody.
that you'd go for that lawyer.
to leave the party alone tonight?
Come out.
Not me. You're the one inventing old boyfriends
And they sound logical at first,
- Ow! - Here, no.
[Pounding On Door]
You said you were flying to L.A.
Best Mineral Water
Yeah. Her and every other woman in New York.
I just thought if this thing with the bartender...
What, are they all
- Mmm-mmm. - Mmm-mmm.
It's all about emotions and intimacy...
Excuse me.
[Rock Music Playing]
I can't. I can't go on.
because I wanna get that guy back over here.
I'm stupid.
A date?
There's nothing we can do. We're fucked.
whether you like it or not.
I'll tell you.
[Shatters]
It's not my fault you're an emotional cripple.
? Two dozen other dirty lovers?
Very lovingly.
We're going to that party.
? Yeah, yeah, yeah?
[Yawns]
? You and your man floated Tales from the Crypt?
I thought this was the place.
You need to find somebody
She got into it with little girl
Yeah.
Taxi.
we got just as much right to be in there
This shithole?
I know I'm right! Love Ya
Oh, thank you. What a humanitarian!
that made you decide to, you know.
It's like a curse. It never ends.
Stephie: Excuse me!
and then we'll go to the party later, together.
Hey, Luce...
Nothing. I just, uh...
What's up?
? Out of the darkness spark this?
Because you’re clearly stunted in some way.
watching all those people
Yeah.
Uh, Eric's here.
She's... wh... th... it doesn't matter.
- Oh, God. - Drink!
? Ooh, don't you wanna take her?
What? I'm afraid.
or we get back on a train to Ronkonkoma.
Her and about a million other people.
This corner's fantastic for me.
? She doesn't know your name?
You know what?
The bartender? Well, that's just perfect.
These White Sox are disappointing me!
Not in... no, here, wait a minute.
Val!
you're a very attractive girl.
Oh, hey, how you doing?
Lady.
No. I think I'm still drunk.
Yeah, I do. I think 6 months
w-what do you call somebody
Oh.
Yes. I can't even tell you.
and you, you just throw it away
Are you hungry?
Of course. Thank you.
You're hell-bent on eliminating
They tell you you've changed.
? And I want to remember?
? About that girl?
? Seconds after?
Is that cool?
? Rocky Horror couldn't pitch it away?
You...
Fine.
Well, that's the most ridiculous story
Then they was hugging,
No. No. You go ahead.
I did?
Yeah, right.
Absolutely not.
Huh?
? Pinch 'em up and give 'em blisters?
to be perfect, you know? And...
Jack, maybe I should just go home.
I just... I opened my eyes, and l...
What's happening in this cab right now
at least I don't have to spend
? Ain't no big thing?
and still look like a vestal virgin.
You're so depressed, Kevin.
Yeah, well, Tony's not here yet,
Can I get you another drink?
We could do it again another time.
Oh.
It wasn't that either, OK?
Oh, leave me alone!
so you won't get in trouble for anything.
And what kind of woman are you anyway,
You think I'm ugly.
because you're the one that has to live with this.
about real estate all night?
and you'll lose all your inspiration,
to a crazy New Year's Eve party,
What do you expect, Kevin?