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ALL: Ooh! You are so big.
(GU N FIRING)
Well, you know, what you was thinkin' of doin' after that.
you don't have to move your brother's clothes down to the lower peg.
(STAMMERING) No, no complaints.
(RETCHING)
All right, then. That's enough. Take cover.
Dead? Dead.
Yeah. I think most of them do.
Just testing. Sorry.
Et maintenant, would monsieur care for an aperitif,
Brian Stelter enters the room...
(PEOPLE SHUSHING)
can now take place.
Is this because he took out one of those silly cards?
That's not the point. We could have it any time we wanted.
For tonight it's The Meaning of Life
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
(SOLDIERS GROANING)
A tiger in Africa!
Don't worry, dear. I'll get it.
I'll see you about 7:00? Righto, son.
Oh, leg! You're looking for a leg!
and there, slew they the goats,
(BELL RINGING)
I haven't got the final figures,
Really? Oh, yes. And what's more,
I'd just like to say it's been a real privilege fighting alongside you, sir.
which successfully challenged the autocratic power
Oh, get it, would you, Deidre? All right, Mum.
Well, go and fetch him then. Right you are, sir.
Without waking him up?
It bulges in the middle 16,000 light years thick
I think you'd better be selected to play for the boys' team,
Another bucket for monsieur,
Well, why do they have so many children?
I can wear French Ticklers if I want. You what?
Right. Search the thicket.
On Eating Pussy Here Endeth The Lesson
All right, lads, battle stations!
Yes, I see. I am Death.
Helen? Now, penetration and coitus,
Would you like to talk about the meaning of life, darling?
Me and the lads, we've had a little whip-around, sir.
'cause you see, I feel that life's a game.
Come on, boy. Watch it. Route. Route!
It was all sort of misty before.
It doesn't matter why they're dressed as a tiger.
of the crime of first degree making of gratuitous sexist jokes,
Thank you all.
(PEOPLE COUGHING)
But you're so strong,
to the house of Gash-Bil-Bethuel-Bazda,
Uh...
ALL: And barefaced flattery.
Somebody must have abandoned it here,
No, no. I mean because we are members of the Protestant Reformed Church,
Yes. During the term, old Zsani got his department cut sort of... off.
Here's a little number I tossed off recently in the Caribbean.
Some energies have a spiritual source, which act upon a person's soul.
(TELEPHONE RINGING) Oh, is it Christmas today?
Look after yourself.
Isn't this nice? How are ya?
Very well, monsieur. Thank you so much.
The attack's over, sir. The Zulus are retreating.
It's an ocarina, sir. Bring it up here.
Now some of you may feel that the cormorant does not play an important part
No, sir. No, sir. No, sir.
It is a most elusive fish.
"Read a good book every now and then. Get some walking in,
Live organ transplants? What's that?
Now, before I begin the lesson, will those of you
And you, put the kettle on. Aye, sir.
No, of course not, Humphrey.
He goes down to the public library, sees a few signs up,
Listen, I can't give it to you now. It says, "In the event of death."
The salmon mousse.
He's donating his liver, madam.
And finally, here are some completely gratuitous pictures of penises,
There's a table for you through there, in the restaurant.
Don't stand there gawping,
collect his note before lunch,
A sun that is the source of all our power
Come on. Come on.
with chainsaws during Tupperware parties,
working in a place like this.
Yes, it cost over three-quarters of a million pounds.
(HORNS BLARING)
O'er mountain, hill and plain
(EXPLOSIONS)
Here's the theme music. Good night.
Well, that's cast rather a gloom over the evening, hasn't it?
Yes, savage little blighters, aren't they?
Take you away.
I don't mean to be ungrateful.