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...one giant leap for every whining, complaining SOB on the Earth.
FORTY NINE
I once got Happy New Year'd in March.
You understand my point about building rockets and double-parking?
I make up stories to get ahead in lines at bakeries.
LOOK TO THE DATA, ELAINE
I'm bringing cake.
What about her?
A few weeks ago, my girlfriend mentioned to me...
Hey, George, can you feel this? Can you-?
...and put a big plastic jug of Pepsi in the middle of the table.
If This Is Allowed To Go On, This Is Not A Society! This Is Anarchy!
Another Denny??
Because I had a bad experience with a hair when I was younger.
You're getting to be an annoying little chore yourself.
Someone says, This is so good. What's in this?
That was our babka. We had that babka.
Take it back. Get another one.
- But we were here ahead of you. - How do I know that?
Where's the heat in this car? Come on. Warm me up.
What is this?
If this is allowed to go on, this is not a society. This is anarchy!
another babka?
Look to the cookie.
Blue's Big Holiday
...they'll be upset because I didn't bring anything.
Look to the cookie dough bites
...I'm really excited about the Ring Dings and the Pepsi.
Fourteen years down the drain.
Well, if we can't look to the cookie, where can we look!?
No way is wine better than pepsi
Are you Barbara Benedict?
Big Slate! Big Slate!
- Why not? - You gotta buy more than that.
All right, all right.
...how attractive she thought our new neighbour, Linda, was.