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You think I got something for you?
Like the rocket ship?
You know what? No problem.
- Ready? - Ready.
Octavius, remember me as I was, wild, and free, and...
Boom.
(EXHALES)
Do you understand this?
I don't wanna miss a moment.
I'm ello
(GIVING COMMAND IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
The Glow-in-the-Dark Flashlight!
cous cous
I'm sorry, who are you?
♪ And a reason ♪
Thank you.
it would be unbelievable.
They're laid out around the National Mall,
Hey! What are you doing?
All right, come on. Let's go.
- Hello? - Dad, finally!
I don't know, did they run out of jokes
creator of such indispensable items as the Super Big Dog Bone!
It's like a biscuit or a scone.
When you're throwing away a monkey, you don't need the Latin name.
I want a go, no-go for launch.
- How about this? - Look, just give...
Anyway, why do you care?
One of the wires is jammed. I'm going to have to loosen it.
It's just there are certain issues that would prevent us from...
LOL LOL
♪ To give all I can ♪
when you finally challenge someone with an average set of skills
Away.
- No. - No. Not good. Not good at all.
Well, Larry Daley, in case you weren't listening,
What?
No, I did. It was great. I mean, the slapping hurt a little bit, but...
I don't deserve these stars.
Wow, I guess this whole unleashing-the-underworld thing
(CHILDREN LAUGHING)
When in fact, the correct translation is.
And then the sun came up and you froze.
They're getting away!
I want to help!
JEDEDIAH: Hey, Bocephus! Little help over here!
- Give me Jed. - Oh, no, no, no.
- There you go. - Thank you.
It'll have to do.
So what's our next move, partner?
What?
And may I also point out, they cannot hide in the basement forever.
In fact, if anyone is freakish, I'm afraid it's you, sir.
But won't yelling, Attack! alert the enemy
Have fun.
(DIAL TONE DRONING)
Any questions not about the dress?
And who knows?
Just this. My daughter's birthday, canceled!
A lady pilot! Preposterous!
Misjudged the distance
Hello, young lady.
But it doesn't matter.
Hey, mister! You forgot your...
- Pi? - 3.14159265, to be exact.
One second, Ma!
And I'm in kind of a dangerous situation right now,
I got to go get them. I got to find another way down.
(SPEAKING FRENCH)
(SPEAKING FRENCH)
rightful ruler of Egypt, future ruler of...
The Battle of the Smithsonian.
You are my heart. My universe.
I'm sorry, sir, the Archives are underground, and they're a secure area.
It's because I'm a woman, isn't it?
- Can you slow it down a little bit? - Okay.
JEDEDIAH: No touching! No touching!
Oh, did he sing! Like a canary.
But you're in the dark... what are you going to do?.
Yeah.
Not quite yet, no.
- You're an inventor! - I am.
(IMITATING BRUNDON) Hey.
♪ She's more than a woman ♪
(ROARING)
A lot has transpired, Lawrence, since your last visit.
Bully, lads and ladies, the name is Theodore Roosevelt,
Don't touch the hair.
Short?
(EXCLAIMING)
Probably let his horse lick it, too!
MAN 1: (ON PA) This is Mission Control. Flight check complete.
MAN 1: (ON PA) Torquing angles incoming.
Mr. Daley, we should be going to the sculpture gallery.
You are crazier than a road lizard.
All right. Where are you guys?
You're quite the popular fellow, Mr. Daley.
(BEEPS)
If you didn’t know how to run the intranet
All right. Hey, come on, guys.
and the Golden Tablet of Ahkmenrah to me!
Hang on, Mr. Daley. Things are about to get interesting.
When you forget your lines
Oh, my God! I can't believe you reached across like that again!