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They're not gonna hurt you.
Some folks calls it a butcher's knife, I calls it a meat cleaver. Um hmmm.
That boy, he wants me to.
I'll get Melvin to walk y'all out.
Well, I'll make you some biscuits.
Mister, don’t you never swear in front of that man. You understand me
Actually, the hand that we've been dealt in life.
You like to play football?
Softly and tenderly
'cause I come out here when I feel like being by myself.
Karl, did you really kill somebody?
We’ll have a party!
If you wanna play, you can come on over, 'cause we ain't no good either.
Is everything gonna be OK? Are you all right?
Daddy's dead. He got hit by a train.
Too late, Linda. I already called him. He's coming, or I'm gonna go get him.
i know what's wrong with it ain't got no gas in it i know what's wrong with it ain't got no gas in it
Why?
- What about me? - I don't think he sees you as a guy guy.
Bible says the same thing about killing others, too.
She was the first one I ever kept for any length of time, 'cause I get bored real easy.
so I reckon I'll tell you.
I love you, sweetie.
That fella's a whole sight meaner than me.
Your friend Raymond Is a weird little shit
But I reckon he can lay off of doing it tomorrow. Mm-hm.
'Cause you're just so easy-going, you know?
Flowers is purdy
- What you got in there, wash? - Yeah.
Goddamn you, you little prick!
You said for me to come by.
When u feel threatened
I know you are, I've seen it myself.
No.
Not with that son of a bitch moving in for good.
A quilt or two to put down there. Mm-hm.
Can I help you, sir?
I lived out the back of my mother and father's place most of my life,
All right, then.
Frank's just crazy about him. He likes the way he talks.
Well, it is nearly breakfast time anyway.
Well, I just seen red.
- Sure, I guess. - Hey, honey, don't rush everybody off yet.
I can't understand all of it.
It's what I made a-fixin' lawn mowers and whatnot for Bill Cox.
then I drop down, and then I go:
I wouldn't never hurt them.
You take care of that issue?
BRANDIE really likes To suck my cock.... mmmm-hmmmm
Yeah. Just a minute.
Ain't that sweet. What am I gonna do about supper,
and just plumb near cut his head off, killed him.
- Hey, Jerry. How's it going? - Hey, Bill.
Kick your head in 25 years ago.
Oh, I'm doing pretty good. Got a sick tiller here.
Now, they're women.
I mean, it's a regular paper, you know?
You ain't got no bills to pay.
This evening, I want you to go get that Miss Wheatley,
Whoa Lefty Frizzell will vomit
But I reckon he got by all right.
If you don’t restring your taylor guitar I’m gonna go out of my mind
When you realize you don’t have a band
Well, I just thought I'd bring you 'em.
Well...
Daddy...
Morris here, he's a modern-day poet,
I shouldn't have told you about that.
But I'll bet you the good Lord wouldn't send nobody like you to Hades.
some folks call it a sling blade, I call it a Kaiser blade,
And Frank.
SOME FOLKS CALL IT A LAMP, I CALL IT A LIGHT SCULPTURE
What's got you down this way?
Get away from us!
And slapping my nuts watch this And the land before time and littlefoot fu and be cool and children of men and inside man and Maggie and the ferocious beast and lizzie McGuire and big fat sanoussi
I just seen Red
All different ones.
That boy Frank!
You look like your tail's kinda dragging a mite.
You Norma Jean will vomit
Get it?
Well, you're gonna have to learn. It'll take some time.
Some folks has asked me:
Jongo is… Not funny ha-ha… funny queer.
Yes, sir, I reckon it does.
I fixed it. It's working pretty good now. Mm-hm.
Hey Steve It ain't got no gas in it
# I've run a twisted line #
- That's ridiculous. That is just a total lie. - Let's go, Vaughan.
All right, you can kiss my ass.
I could use me another six or eight cans of that potted meat, if you got any extra.
Yeah.
I'm gonna call up Morris and have him get the band together. We'll have a party.
who's filling in for jayden hicks? gavin hicks.
They're like family.
Really
(The Maker by Daniel Lanois.)
Yeah, there was a young man named John Legit Hunter
I got a real short attention span, you know.
Why?
The Bible says you ought not to.
Well, I was going to see my momma over at Hoochy's Dollar Store.
Well, when you like pricing items as much as I do,
I was just telling Linda... We were, uh, thinking that things would be a lot better
I wasn't but six or eight. I reckon I didn't know what to do.
Although I do sense a little tension in you, time to time.
Cabinets and whatnot.
Come on, sugar.
- Hey, Freddy. How about you? - How about you, Doyle?
AND I CUT MY YARD WITH IT...MM’HMMM
There's gonna be a party tonight over here at the house.
I'm just trying to do my job.
Get out, dickhead
OK.
beautiful young bride,
Take this key. It'll get you in and out of here at night.
It don't matter to me about us losing. Does it to you?
Karl, this is my boyfriend, Doyle.
That grass out there in the yard, it's growed up quite a bit.
- Just joking around, you know, buddy. - I know that. You're a real card, all right.
I would ban Steven’s guitar
What did you kill Jesse for? What did you kill Jesse for?
That was the car I was driving that day.
That Frank, he went off somewheres too,
Craig Zincavage
I liked walking with you.
That's funny, Vaughan.
That wasn't the way you made it up before, Morris. That's all I know.
Is that right?
I don't know. He said he'd eat out there.
You're just gonna have to learn to live without all that grease.
goddamnit!
Well, I reckon it tastes pretty good to me.
We ain't ever gonna be happy. We'll always stay nervous, won't we, Karl?
You say he fixes small engines like nobody's business?
- You all right, Momma? - Yeah, I'm fine.
Aight den
I care about y'all, though. I do, really.
I like men.