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You understand?
God, I hope so.
Healy.
Thanks, Red.
I can't understand your French.
She chained herself to a flagpole at a nuclear test site.
Oh, Piper, for heaven's sake!.
And, and he loves me, so, here we go.
Hey! Hey, hey, don't forget, you gotta bus your tray.
Can he come visit me?
I'm telling you. Surviving here is all about perspective.
Costing the tax payers money and sweating in my armchair.
When I get out, right?
Hey, are you okay? What's going on?
Wait.
Oh, Jesus, Larry. Why would you want...
before heading off to her mid-range hotel to go over her schedules.
Have you called a lawyer?
You just keep to yourself. And you'll be fine.
There wasn't very much when I started.
Inmate Gonzalez report to the supply room.
Dinner's at 4:.30?
It was my lost-soul, post-college adventure phase.
So, you got the nice fresh breath all the time. It's minty. It's beautiful.
there'll have been, like, three new generations of iPhones.
¿Ves? Puta gringa habla español.
-Are we really gonna eat that? -It's thematic.
Shit. I'm sorry.
Mon bag!
Sorry, princess.
When do we get outfits like everybody?
-You turn it on? -Yeah, I turned it on.
No, my mom's saving that one for my sister.
When I said that I was here to surrender? Didn't he look surprised?
I gotta lock this shit down before you leave, Pipes.
I can't take it with me.
Did he look surprised to you?
Oh, my God, Larry, by the time I get out
Oh, no, that's okay. You don't need to do that.
I'm working on it.
You look beautiful.
I don't know. Maybe tomorrow after breakfast.
Of course. Okay?
All right, we gotta hustle, 'cause the count's soon.
-No. -I'll call my dad.
I love you.
Witness states, Piper Chapman carried drug money.
Iike you would've when you thought he was clean.
That's tough.
Please. Please.
My actual mother lives in Brazil with her boyfriend, Paolo,
First time down?
so there's the challenge.
It was a phase.
Got it.
Oh, jeez. I don't think you're gonna be eating for a while.
I promise.
Who you got for a counselor?
What did your lawyer say?
-What size shoe are you? -Nine and a half, ten.
Oh, sweetie...
Here's some toilet paper. You gotta take it with you.
You may not come back with a unibrow.
I don't speak Spanish.