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Why don't you just go fix it? Go fix it? Go fix it..
When you spill the milk you just pumped #momproblems
Wayne. What the hell is going on?
Isn’t all butter “clarified”? No, no it isn’t…
If MTG were and ice cream flavor She'd be pralines and dick
IT’S NOT JUSR
- That's not enough. - What?
AND THEY GOT UV PROTECTION TOO
Me: Never call this number again Telemarketer:
Because I've learned that platonic love can exist between two grown men.
Wow, I’m in Frankston
I never learned to read.
You know, I love what you do on the show.
SHB 2023 Grand Final
Just great, Wayne.
Maybe we can go somewhere and get acquainted?
- Tent pole! She's a babe. - She's magically babelicious.
Can I call you?
Phil, um, if you're gonna spew, spew into this.
Yeah, you have to run everything by me now.
Noah Vanderhoff. Nice name...not!
Cassandra.
I NEVER LEARNED TO BASH.
SCOMO PRIME MINISTER PEPSI
There it is...Excalibur.
Party!
.
I thought I had Corona for an entire year. Turned Out I Was Just Really Bored.
and with him, as always, Garth.
No, you don't.
Hahahahaha....no
Beauty is, you can't get to the next level,
- With Heather? - And you're very warm. Very...
Daily reminder...Thursday Purchase feeble public access cable show and exploit it.
You said I get cash up front.
You can take a flying...
- I gotta go. - We gotta go!
I sat there watching and I said, Hell, I'm in the wrong business.
which I admit is both bogus and sad
I don't mind.
It's for an audience of one. So Mr Frankie Sharp of Sharp Records,
Oh actually, all champagne is French, it's named after the region.
Thanks, Ron.
Russell? It's Benjamin. Are you watching TV?
Oh, honey, you were incredible.
Let's check it out.
Ok how about You’re a gimp
Hi. I’m in Numenor
He's using the cards, yes!
He's the owner of a fine chain of Noah's Arcades...
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Only one of the most important producers in TV.
Only that's not Wayne's basement
At first it's constrictive, but after awhile it becomes a part of you
- Hi, Garth. - Hi.
Now, uh, Mr Vanderhoff...
Hi.
I mean, we're looking down on wayne's basement only that's not wayne's basement
- The Scooby-Doo ending! - Good call.
Hi. Frankie Sharp. I saw your performance in my limo.
'64 Fender Stratocaster with triple single coil pickups and a whammy bar.
Me neither I was just askinh
You going to the Gasworks tonight?
Hi. I'm in Kansas.
That’s where the magic happens!
let alone many guns necessitating an entire rack.
And in my hanging-out-with-Ravi-Shankar phase?
I'm not going to jail for you or anybody!
If it's a severed head, I'm going to be very upset
then it's not just a clever name
Hold this.
These guys aren't phonies.
Buds?
What am I gonna do with a gun rack?
Yeah? Oh, hi, Anthony.
Sometimes I wish I could boldly go where no man's gone before.
Ewwwwwww
and I still know how to party.
If it's not an Asuka body pillow I'll be very upset.
Hi. I'm in Delaware.
No.
Terry, um, If you're gonna Spew, Spew into THIS!
we're at 2234 Pine Way in Aurora, Illinois.
Maggie
I'd raise the bridge and take the buzz out of the low E.
Got a pass.
If you spew and she bolts, it was never meant to be.
Brian, um, if you’re going to spew, spew in to this.
I mean, we're looking down on Wayne's basement,
MAURY IS NO ONE’S FRIEND
The snake weighs a ton It looks great on you
This is Tim Ansted. He’s here 24 hours a day.
Did you ever see that Twilight Zone where the guy signed a contract and they cut out his tongue and put it in a jar and it wouldn’t die, it just grew and pulsated? and gave birth to baby tongues? Pretty cool huh
We're not worthy Of Daniel and Anna Marie
Will you still love me when I’m in my Coach-Cal-with-a-mullet-wearing-workout-clothes-instead-of-suits phase?
I got $50. I got $50.
yes brexit all voted the colutionlliation. yes congratulations to the people that had the rest of the counted votes!
We're not mental or anything, so don't be afraid.
We're looking down on Wayne's basement
Monkeys
Hey. There she is.
but we had to tell you how much we enjoyed the show.
- Freeze! - Oh, hi, Russell. How's it going?
That's not good! I'm not happy! Oh, no!
Excuse me.
Oh, hi.
She really wails
- No, I mean it. I love you. - No, you don't, man.
And...we're clear!
Exsqueeze me? Baking powder?
No Scarebear. Denied!
God, I love this woman.
But he said, Take two cheques anyway so they know I'm serious.
Hey, when d’you get the CD player?
Elon, if you’re not careful, you’re going to lose me.
B: has cool car,
Aloha Tom Pass the poi
Hi. Um, does this seem weird? Why does he have contracts?
I’m giving you a “No Honk” guarantee
The same kids that line up at Noah's Arcade.
we'll be there right on time.
Are you gonna marry her?
Chris Christie Christie Todd Whitman Two endangered RINOS
You're that party time guy on TV. Wayne, right?
- I think we should go now. - Here you go.
Alcoholicsayswhat?
They wouldn't do that! -- Fred Waterford is doing it in Canada right now.
And I love you because I’ve learned that platonic love can exist between two grown men.
You work in TV? No but I watch a lot of it!
Fine.
He shoots, he scores!
If 2020 were an ice cream flavor... It would be Pralines and Dick!
Which is Algonquin for “Beaver Land, USA”.