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- Bear? - Yeah. I'm here, Harry.
Okay. Well, this thing's not movin'.
You shove that all in a sheep's stomach, then you boil it.
He's gonna be...
Something gets launched off that asteroid with enough force,
Some of these guys are pretty big.
of a bunch of retards I wouldn't trust with a potato gun.
We're on the varsity team. Take it to 11,000.
I know how to fix it. Please, move.
- We are single-engine, press, demigo. - Copy, press, demigo.
Houston, Independence is a dead stick. They're not gonna make it.
You okay, buddy? Don't worry about it. Hang in there.
The human thirst for excellence,
Okay, gentlemen, you're our warriors up there. God be with you.
Yeah! Finally! We can stream!
five words I wanna hear from you right now.
Rain all you want, you son of a bitch.
We cannot use your "U.S. Air Force Personnel Only" drill time card.
testing
Two, one, mark!
And you don't know how to work them, what happens to you?
Do me a favour, will ya?
Westbrook is the biggest mistake In the history of the Lakers
There's some stuff in here I ain't never seen.
you're gonna dock with the Russian space station to meet cosmonaut Andropov
Why'd you guys call me?
can you please bring my fiancee home with you?
Fuel is pumping.
Kennedy, we see you. And you never looked so good.
- I want my men to have tomorrow night off. - What do you mean "off"?
- Ahh! How long does this last? - Six Gs.
*cries*
So if you don't mind, how about if we just get on with it?
- What does this do for communications? - Not good.
Why don't you put the gun down?
I wanna jot down all your pearls of wisdom here.
Going to be retrofitted with your drilling arm.
Now you wanna send these boys into space, fine.
Give this to Truman.
Dating apps be like:
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Colonel! That thing's comin' right for We got to move!
I've been sent here by the secretary of defense
So what's the verdict?
that I'm sorry...
It just came on all by itself. What the hell's happening?
when the dinosaurs roamed a lush and fertile planet.
Pretty intense, huh?
Thanks, Harry. Would you mind lettin' me run my own team?
- Independence, telemetry is up and running. - Oh, my God.
We know they're not missiles. Now what the hell is it?
- We're ready to transfer. - I'm coming. No problem.
Freedom, telemetry is looking good.
Oh, no! God!
Yo, Harry, you the man.
Of course I'm in.
We lost Gruber.
T minus 31. You're go for autosequence start.
Just relax. She can handle it.
Uhoh.
Come on, Watts. Come on, come on.
before the asteroid passes this plane, zero barrier.
and most of the small particles have been vaporized.
Son of a Bitch
The president will be addressing the nation and all of you personally within the hour.
She's a vicious lifesuckin' bitch from which there's no escape.
All right. A.J., come on! Make it fast!
Get down!
- Look, they're the best at what they do. - So am I.
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Where you guys takin' her?
What're you talkin' about? The hole? Whoa, whoa!
Gracie grew up to become a fullblown hottie, you know?
What are you smilin' about?
Gentlemen, welcome to our weightless environmental training facility.
Hurry up, Lev, because we're about a mile off the asteroid!
Switch on the personnel locators.
It hit with the force of 10,000 nuclear weapons.
- It confuses him. - No, I know. I just...
But that's what makes it so intense, is it's so confused. I can't really figure it out.
What is this thing? It's an asteroid, sir.
Hurry, Watsler. For Christ's sake, hurry.
It's a matter of urgent national security.
It's our last transmission, last drill head.
WHEN THE BOSS SAYS YOU CAN CLOCK OUT FINALLY...WE CAN GO HOME
because I'll bust your head with a sledgehammer.
We are faced with the very gravest of challenges.
How you doin'? Miss Stamper.
I ju... No, I-I told her how to use it. I didn't show her, Harry.
I will make 800 feet. I swear to God, I will.
Now. Come on! Come on! Come on! Come on!
Can I get a hug from you or something?
- Let's drill through this turd. - Come on, boys.
I'm gonna flip ya. What's the matter with you?
They better.
To do the right thing, to see that it's done.
Freedom, turn on your FOD radar.
God, I hate knowing everything.
This is Houston. Roger that, Freedom. We copy.
- What kind of damage are we...? - Damage?
Why don't you go find your own party?
Well, no, no, no, no, no.
You're geniuses. You're the guys that think this shit up.
All right, ladies and gentlemen, it's pucker time.
Otherwise, what the hell are we tryin' to save?
What would Harry do?
That’s five words.
the sun was powerless to penetrate...
Okay Come on, guys!
se acabo el viernes
They're gone.
That could take a week.
I’ve been watching Brady play in Super Bowls for 30 years
But they haven't drilled the damn hole yet!
Slow it down.
But we're trying to bounce a signal...
Hold breath or lung freezes!
for the summer.
Whoa. Very cool. I could take out this asteroid singlehandedly.
I'll tell you one thing that really drives me nuts is people who Think Jethro Tull Is Just A Person In The Band.
That’s five words.
- If anything should happen... - I know Harry.
Today, we're gonna give 'em the answer.
- You wanna go home? Is that it? You wanna be fired? - No, I don't.
And by god I'm not gonna miss that one. I will make June 24th!
we go to DEFCON three.
- Hey, Harry. - Yeah, Rock?
- This is it! - Harry!
But I'd be damn proud to have you marry Grace.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa! It's gonna blow! - It's how we lost Max!
I will make 1000 streams. I swear to God I will.
It's not going to Mars any more. It's gonna try to save this planet.
Welcome back, cowboy.
I'm not going anywhere
Ooh! Astronauta.
This is way, way beyond pissed, though.
It's a top secret joint venture with the Air Force.
Roger, Freedom. You're looking good.
Make my own hours, nobody shoots me in the leg.
Whoa, whoa, Harry. It's gettin' real.
Whatever you think.
- Hard locked. - Ready for transfusion!
"I need you to keep on working."
This could be a surprise missile attack.
You're NASC for crying out Loud! You built the Process
Right for us at 22,000 miles an hour.
Is there a problem, Colonel?
Yes, sir.