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We've got General Kimsey on the line.
Pork Rind This! Yeah!
SUCK IT UP
Oh! Harry! Pull me in!
- RPMs are at red line. - Bear, goddamn it, I know what I'm doing.
Okay, boys, give it a rest. I'll take it from here.
I'm getting us outta here. Get in.
- You're gonna blow the tranny. Slow it down, baby. - Take it easy, Bear.
She's old enough to drink or get married if she wants to, get a divorce.
UNPACK THE JUDGE
"You stick that in me I'm gonna stab you in the heart with it."
of the bravest man I've ever met.
that drilling for oil is an evil thing.
I never thought I'd be so happy to see your ugly face.
He's bouncing up there because there's less gravity up there than on Earth.
What are you doing here?
- I want a divorce. - Dottie, I'm on to something big here.
Hello! Anyone!
I want you to take care of A.J.
I just don't trust anybody else to do it, that's all.
I mean that.
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Maybe more. It could be 2... It could be 98 percent scared, 2 percent excited.
Pappa Bear
Oh, God, please tell me we still got one of 'em.
You are so messing with national security right now, man.
36,000 total fans?
Get Off... The Nuclear... Warhead!
Sedatives are used all the time, Doctor.
Shuttle's out of range. Still no detonation.
and that's precisely when the asteroid passes by the moon.
Components, American components, Russian components. All made in Taiwan!
Independence, we have a max cue.
I'm telling you, please, move! This is how we fix problem...
and you got your own oil company
Bear, Lev.
The United States government just asked us to save the world.
Freedom crew. Independence crew.
- I gotta go now, honey. - Daddy, no.
every step up the ladder of science,
I don't think this thing likes us.
Hang tight! Hang tight!
We need that radio.
You said we did a bad job of putting it together?
We've had them training for eight months solid now.
I just found out something interesting. Number two chewed 180 feet last night.
the bible calls this day “armageddon”
Hey.
I'll tell you one thing that really drives me nuts is people who think Jethro Tull is just a person in the band.
and here is the anomaly at 1700.
Rioting, mass religious hysteria, total chaos, you can imagine.
- Mostly iron, Rockhound. - God, I hate knowing everything.
Well, ll mean, you know, I screwed up. I'm a little edgy.
Hey, what's goin' on up there?
So 50% of all your brothers that live in Colorado?
Finally... We can go home!
It's very important you watch the fuel gauge, okay? Put on cold suit.
Look out!
Get the hell down! This thing is gonna blow.
You're Google for crying out loud! You built the internet!
She's a vicious lifesuckin' bitch from which there *is* an escape.
Watsler, are you listening? It's Truman.
Yeah, it's all wrong, man. We shouldn't even be up here
Secondary protocol.
- Okay. Are we free of static? - Oh, do a good job. Do a good job.
This is so much fun, it's freaky.
- Let's go! We don't have time! - Hurry, hurry. We got no time!
We have soft dock.
Three dozen research calls and every time, the same man is recommended: Kobi mikeoxbig
there's not a job on the planet I want you to work with me on.
- How you doing up there, Hoss? - Pretty good.
Go get my goddamn email!
I'm marrying you.
All right, then.
This is a pretty big loan. Why don't you count the cash?
The rest'll freeze to death from nuclear winter.
Hey, Harry, did you see that?
That's all you gotta say: scariest environment imaginable.
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Accurate Representation
You're definitely the first.
- Sir, stay right here. - Wh...
He's gonna shoot you. Nah, no, he's not.
This is the anomaly at 1643.
I know Rohams economic advisor
Through all the chaos that is our history,
I know the president's chief scientific advisor. We were at MIT together.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, Harry! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
We lost 'em. Get 'em back. Gruber, we need that hookup.
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that finds, uh, New York or Washington, you know?
We got separate landing sites for each team.
This is Russian space station. Can you hear me?
Rockhound!
Damn glad to see ya, lady!
Got it, the most racist person imaginable. Thanks. That’s all you had to say - most racist person imaginable.
- You know, this really smarts! - Pull lever!
Get your men back to the shuttle! Go!
Got it, most racist person imaginable. Thanks. That’s all you had to say. Most racist person imaginable.
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in the history of the planet,
- Really heavy, man! - This isn't normal.
most sophisticated space vehicle man has ever made.
Harry...
Three.
Colonel, I'm askin' you. Just one more minute!
We don't know if he's alive. We don't know if he can fly. All I know is, there's a beep...
- I'm givin' it more torque right now. - All right, lookin' good, Bear.
Piece of cake. Look, you wanna compare brain pans?
Make sure it's shortthrow shifters.
I've been seein' A.J. for more than five months, Harry.
Go get my goddamn phone book!
Okay, listen to me carefully. I want you to kill it. Kill the uplink.
Maurice, get out of here.It's gettin' bad down here.
Sharp, get out of here now. You got less than three minutes.
you'll be moving at 22,500 miles per hour.
Harry, wait a second. Did you say Grace? Okay, I thought you said Bear.
Me and you, man! We're going to the top, baby!
You really don’t wanna take advice from someone who got a C-minus in astrophysics
Ow! Jesus! Hey! Wait. Uh, shh, shh.
So you're saying you'll help us? Yes, sir.
All right. Well, you heard the man. Let's wheel out the remote satellite link.
That’s all you got to say, normal day
- It better be. Go. - Red or blue?
Harry! Harry!
Lock it down, Chick.
And everything good that I have inside of me, I have from you.
Just a second. The fuel line is iced up.
- Max, you good? - Yeah. Just makin' hole.
5 words I wanna hear from you right now
After you’ve finished your road runner thrust move
This button I don't know what that does, okay?
Yes. You'll listen to him. Right.
That’s six words
Good luck in Florida tomorrow.
We have just learned that NASA is on a fullscale military alert.
They locked it down. Tracking men to the shuttle.
H H
We're hit!
This is the lever!
We cannot use your "U.S. Air Force Personnel Only" drill time card.
- Stand by for lunar roll. - High inclination. Lunar orbit.
I can feel I'm having gravity.
What the hack there's skunks in here
- Mechanical, get online. PPO, gimme a setup. - Your boyfriend's back.
BECAUSE I'M A GENIUS
Bring Max down. Watch yourself through here, Max.
- My crew was doing the right thing. - Your crew?
Open that door, and we'll all die! Fuel leak!
was an Air Force commando for six years.
No, we don't have a backup plan.
- I'm gonna drill some more. - We're takin' her up.
Well, we all gotta die, right?
- After that it's radio darkness. - For how long?
I give you 50 000 a year in donations.
- A.J.'s gone! - We're not leavin' without A.J.!
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do you think it's possible that anyone else in the world...
Thank You. Thank You, thank You, thank You, thank You.
We're Suing', We're Not'. Make Up Your Minds.
I'm ready to fire my thrusters any time.
Bring it to the left!
You and your men are the biggest mistake in the history of NASA.
Come on. Get some altitude. Let's go, let's go.
of every guy that qualified for the astronaut programme first year I was here.
We've all seen broken drill heads before. Not after ten feet.
I'm throttling up to another 1,000.
TopShot is wrong NFL All Day is right
It's not a choice. It's a lack of options.
Hey, I'm Harry Stamper. What's all this about?
You the man.
game's over.