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that I'll always be with her, okay?
I wish I could be there to watch you draw anime girls.
I wanna name her, Teleya, after my ex gf ...
What if they get up there, and they forget what they're fighting for?
Since I reached the age of ten and became older than you, Harry.
We've been apologized to for the last 18,5 hours.
Your Stouffer’s pot pie’s been on the table almost 10 hours
Let me get this straight. I got pulled off an oil rig,
You know what? I have no idea what I'm doing. I have no idea.
"I Think This Might Be The Most Uncomfortable Room I've Ever Been In In My Life."
God I hate knowing everything
Safety Meeting Date
I say we all stay and die. But that's me.
I'd give you three guesses But you're only going to need one
- Whee! - to simulate gravity and let us work faster.
This thing is gonna blow. We gotta get it off the ship. Easy.
Okay, Pete, we got that coupling on the board here now.
Uh, some of us have got this idea.
Wow, this is a goddamn Greek tragedy.
Apologize.
Control, this is Independence. I am seeing vibration.
- Is this supposed to be like this? - Don't worry. This is normal.
56 tickets in seven states.
Houston, this is a kickass ride!
No, I said...
Damn glad to see ya, boy! That's six words.
so you don't freak out on the asteroid.
dfgh fgh
I love you, Grace.
.
Hey, Mr. Clean!
Too bad we'll never set foot on her again.
- Switching to manual. - Manual override.
785. Come on. Come on.
that is the world's hope, that's what you're tellin' me?
To the right is fuel gauge. You watch the fuel gauge. One fifty, okay.
Unexpected eruptions. Things like that.
You'll have a big canopy. Solar winds will be caught by these Mylar sails.
White House.
I know Rohams economic adviser. We were at Devry together
I hope so.
You're all throwin' all this stuff at me, man. I mean,
Haven't turned you down once. I'm not about to start now.
Roger, Control. We are a max cue.
Frap your body till your bones hurt.
I'm at a loss for words.
Here is the anomaly at 1658,
- Well, who on this spaceship wants to know why? - By all means.
No, Mrs. Curlene.
When someone asks how
It's Not All Bad. It's Kinda Tingly.
comparing all the space junk you tracked in every orbit.
He's got space dementia.
I am not crazy. I'm just a little emotional right now, okay?
- Walter, get Mechanical on that. - But we have commenced drilling.
Watts, they've got 38 minutes.
Now, I don't know what you people are doin' down there, but we got a hole to dig up here.
- I'm a genius! Wait a minute. - Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
You're pissed. Okay, I can see that.
Look, I understand that you are handicapped by natural immaturity,
- Say the words, A.J.! - I got it!
- A.J., the thrusters! - Aah!
Complain all you want you son of a bitch
is people who think Jethro Tull is just a person in the band.
I may be an immature father, but I'm still your employer.
Go! Hurry up! Get out of there!
Promise me that you'll come back.
Harry?
take off and detonate, if we can fix this equipment problem.
Now the guy living there hasn't smoked Any dope for last 4 day's
- It's on fire! It's on fire, Harry! - It's them or all of us!
It's fried two of our drill bits, and now we blew our first transmission.
One sixty, okay. Two hundred, bad disaster for space station.
Hopkins. Is this good or bad?
The only one who knows how to run it as well as I do is A.J.
FBI locked his location. Saw an explosion in space.
TALARI CFCs
We're gonna go off the air now.
For the next 15 days, the Earth's in a shooting gallery.
NASA's in emergency launch preparation in cooperation with Russian, Japanese...
- Evac right now. - What's goin' on here?
in the Russian space station.
What's up?
Harry, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I understand, okay?
Okay, got the tranny. We're back in business.
- Dan, we're about to cross the threshold. - Come on. Press the button.
At Nasa We don't take chances we double up on everything
Yes! It's working! It's working!
citizens the world over, see these events through.
Listen, that baby is just playin' it safe.
Does that mean that there's a job...
- We did the right thing. - We're gonna restart the simulation.
Make sure Truman gets that. Get in there.
How would you know?
You ask for Lev. And you pull this down, all the way down.
none of our primary plans can work.
- A.J.'s still in there! - Blow the locks.
- My son. - Don't do this, Harry!
All right. What'd we miss?
His heart rate's racing. Hey, Pete.
None of you have to go. We can all just sit here on Earth,
Godspeed and good luck to you.
I know. Let's go back to the ship!
A.J.! A.J., you in here?
When you squeal, I'm just gonna go faster and harder.
What, the bomb is dead?
- What is it? - Chick, come on! Help!
That is my father up there!
I just wanna seriously say I have a small fear of flying.
Well, this is somethin' new.
Okay, let's simplify this. Let's just turn the bomb off right now.
her rotation was stable at 32 degrees on an x axis.
How come we didn't get any training on this thing?
We just happen to run into the Grand Canyon on the asteroid?
Oh, no, Grace, stop. You don't have to apologize at all.
Now, honey, go get some clothes on and get out of the way.
Independence, blow those locks and get outta there now!
Oh, God, it sucks up here.
Okay, Houston.
- What the hell is that? - It's Rockhound. Whoa.
- What is our current depth? - Our current depth is not important, Colonel.
- Electrical systems primed. - APU is set. Oxidizers are loading.
All right. We're goin' left here.
Methane! Shut it down! Back it down!
But maybe we should wait until they...
- Two good roll programmes. - One down.
Hey, little man! Little Richard!
I want you to tell Chick
Oscar! Oscar!
He's got GIF dementia
Published at 19. So what? I got a double doctorate from MIT at 22.
Lev, hold on! We're comin' in!
- That's your daddy. - And may we all,
Oh, no!
We interrupt our regularly scheduled programme...
We're gettin' some scattered video feeds here.
I am the only certified astronaut, and I'm saving your American ass!
Oh, God!
Fuel teams, prepare to unload.
Frens
Gruber! Get outta there now!
Oh, space cowboy.
Her titanium alloy impenetrable skin covers the toughest, meanest,
Locks are engaged. Fuel teams, let's go.
Twelve minutes. Flight, we still got nothin' here.
Number three: wild cards. Anything and everything.
Aah!
I bought us a couple of minutes, so get that radio workin', okay? Hurry, hurry!
We're in segment 202, lateral grid 9, site 15H32, give or take a few yards.
That's 431 hours, 15 minutes and 18 seconds.
- Shut it off! Shut it off now! - We're gonna have a blowout!
Nobody knows. That's the way it stays.
Harry, put the gun down! You're acting insane!
Colonel, we gotta move now! Come on! Close the hatch!
- There's too much debris! We gotta peel off! - Negative!
and you will know what it's like to be in space. Go!
Who is Jethro Tull?
I will make 800 feet. I swear to God, I will.
Will you make mine really tight, 'cause I don't want to fall out?
I want to go shopping.
We call 'em the X71s.
Independence, this is launch control. Be advised, we're in a smooth count.
- We're gettin' higher, man. - Look out!
So what are you doin' here? Harry, what's the job?
- Listen, there's no possible way we can do that. - You got family, Colonel?
Yeah, well, I guess I should recognize it. It's my design.
Yo Matt! You Da Man!
- Release the clutch! - Pull it up!
And, you know, putting cheese on something is sort of the defining characteristic...
Nine and a half Gs for 11 minutes. I'd start praying about right now.