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...but there were still some solid laughs there.
Yes, I had a play produced.
Honored.
What are you doing?
Okay.
You know, Dad, you might be bigger than me...
It's my gift to you. I'm doing it. It's done.
...that you are to have no knowledge of its details.
...and he wants to grow old with you.
They made it through the whole season.
...and almighty Thor, god of thunder, I pronounce you husband and wife.
- You think you're ready? - Damn right.
...and make her regret coming to work tonight?
I'm gonna tear your mama up.
And I'm gonna need someone to take care of me.
I bet you can't predict what I'm gonna try tonight.
Ugh. I've told you that story like six times.
And that is what we call an "uh-oh moment." Any questions?
What's up with you and Mom talking to your child that way?
I never did anything wrong up till now.
...right here in Stoolbend.
That's all in the past, tubby. I've changed.
- My dad asked me to be his BM. - What?
Ha! Women and their problems.
See? Beanbag Chair gets it.
What? You did?
By the power vested in me by the commonwealth of Virginia...
He never deserved you. He's a son of a bitch.