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Cookie, I'm sorry.
See, Cleveland? That's how you shake a man's hand.
I'm crying because I peed my pants.
- Grandma. - There's my little Chamillionaire.
What day is it?
Just talking to black Stewie here. How about being our ring boy on Saturday?
- Hey, Junior. Do you have my check? - Here you go.
The wedding was supposed to be hours ago.
With the sale of your deli, Mom's life-insurance policy...
9/11 was a decade ago.
I'm sorry, Mom. Dad always treated you so terribly.
My happy mustache face This is The Cleveland Show
...he does something nice for you, like shave your name in the side of his head.
I appreciate you asking...
Where's Grandpa? The wedding's supposed to start any minute and no one's seen him.
There's old friends and new friends And even a bear
Well, she's been gone for three months.
You might just be the blackest fella I ever met.
We all know Freight Train sucks, but he loves you...
You can touch one.
Cause I wear this cheeseburger hat! Why's your name Sody Pop? HEY! Look what I can do! HHRRRNGHHH
But eventually you settle for stable and predictable.
- Yeah. Whoo! - Yeah, that's right.
It's like recycling...
...who works here for the tuition money and not at all because she was molested.
Well, I'm not allowed to tell you. But suffice it to say, it was substantial.
I'm looking for your marbles, because apparently you've lost them.
Hello, dear.
- Oh, man. - Ha, ha.
Hmm. Had to pay my cell-phone bill with nickels.
That's not an ice sculpture.