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I think you should consider applying for the executive minority training program.
Or a Chinese-German hybrid.
Indian guys always wear their cell phones outside their pants. It's so dorky.
You have some ancestors in common somewhere back.
Oh, yeah, thank you.
I know. I meant I'd be happy for them.
"obtaining..." Blah-de-blah-de-blah.
They're going to be pretty pleased in Tallahassee
We're not going to cross her, no matter how good the program is.
Was it professional? No.
We're thinking more ethnic and racial minorities.
In my 20s, it would've been annoying.
You know what? I should be getting this client, Michael.
911, hello. Scranton Strangler's in the house.
(SCOFFS)
How many Indian CEOs can you think of?
(SCOFFS) It doesn't just sound "aite," it sounds amazing.
Thank you, Dwight. Oh.
What I'm offering is a ticket on a bullet train straight to middle management.
You're not bad, either.
If she says no, then she is not interested.
snake-charming, beds of nails, I like lying...
But I can't say that it's impossible.
Maybe she's just pushing her breasts together to make them look bigger.
Yes.
Yo soy Cancun.
(CLEARING THROAT) So, if you have...
Can't really trust my feelings anymore.