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You know what?
like you.
♪ She gon' drop. ♪
would beat on forever in another man's heart.
I mean, what is he?
Fascinating.
Jay lured me into debt and now he owns everything.
♪ You're a lyrical Madoff ♪
Great, I'll set something up. Erin, are you on?
F. Scott Fitzgerald onde wrote:
This way, the whales know we are VIPs.
(sobbing): Oh, man.
It would be an honor.
(grunts)
Ouch.
Well, if we went on some lame econo-watch,
What's wrong, honey?
WOMEN: ♪ Hampton, ah, Hampton. ♪
(chuckles) Yes, back then they'd give a book contract
I'm in.
Yeah. I ditched him, all right.
Xeroxed it, returned it, and wore the copy.
For her, I gave up what meant most to me:
For the sheer joy of it,
Why'd you do that?
Hush, you sound like Smithers.
Wait, I have another idea.
And I respect that.
Stop it!
Daddy's got your oatmeal.
- ♪ What's up? ♪ - ♪ Over here ♪
with the ultimate revenge rap.
(chuckles) Once I would've thought nothing
(honking)
(chuckling): What a deal!
is you've got a heart as big as The Ritz.
where rich people hang out on summer weekends.
I'll take care of every detail myself.
(honking)
Ooh, ooh! In the window next to the state-shaped erasers.
(gasps) A protest!
don't feel weird doing drugs in front of me.
So that's how it is?
But aren't you gonna get in trouble for missing work?
Luckily, the pincushion store across the street
You're not dead. Are you?
overlooking Lake Louise.
I'm not going back to that job.
Oh, who cares? Ice is ice.
Risk my life in the arctic wilderness
Damn it, Monty, I don't want to die.
Broke? Me?
♪ Blue McLaren? ♪
and he was whipping me so hard.
♪ You're blowin' up my pants, I like the way you dance ♪
My entire fortune, spent and gone.
of hot fruit couldn't fill.
(gasps)
With that in mind, I tell the tale of the tragic collision
punching back ceaselessly into his own face.
But know this: Jay G ain't all that.
Yet here it is.
My life used to be so lively, so full of excitement.
Mm, whoever is throwing this magnificent to-do
Commence ripping!
- Shut up, Miata. - Oh.
that his ruthless will to power
you ruthless monster.
I would've gotten wasted beforehand!
(grunting frantically)
I haven't met him.
at your old summer place?
$10 million!
♪ After the break of dawn ♪
The card stock is so thick.