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No, it was in the crack! Right in the stanky puckered center!
Hypo-who-what is this?
Did you look at my notes on your speech?
Dast ist nämlich ein Vogelschutzgebiet! sie können doch lessen, oder?
Do you know what I'm saying? I been saying it a long time.
When COV-ID 19 infects a someone who has massive foot fetish
Osmosis jones (2001) Ten-second rule:
...all the bad stuff out.
What the heck is a uvula ?
In my office!
Wait up! Didn't they teach you manners in that lvy League petri dish?
What about the hair cells laid off from the scalp?
You don't want me huffing and puffing after you.
-If he feels like hanging around. -But my visa's expired.
Don't get me mad. I will turn into a germicidal maniac.
[Osmosis peeing] What the fuck?!? Osmosis Jones, why are you peeing in here? You are not supposed to do that in public!
Jeff 171: welcome to Krill Grill. How can I— hey! No cockroaches allowed in this restaurant! Now scram! Dr. Cockroach Ph.D: oh my cockroach! This cashier is crazy! That’s it! I’m going back to Quantum City and get some rest!
Holy shit
I don’t know. It’s not right for me to eat but it is.
Boss, your plan worked.
I know you wanted to go on a trip this weekend, so... .
Me me e e ememememee e eme e
An angioplasty clears it out. You're great, honey.
See anything, kid?
-Throat, Nose, Then Aches And Pains. -I Got It.
That's my effervescent propulsion.
Sandra will be my wife!
Yo, we got cops here!
Thrax is alive and he's in the brain!
Let’s do it!
This is my bust. I saw him first.
Clangers no shut up idot
Attention, germs. You are surrounded.
-I don't have one. -Use your imagination.
I'm out.
-Okay, you were poor. - You bet!
Without him, Frank could've been in mortal danger.
NNN will stay on the air as long as possible.
Ten-second rule:
-Ninety-eight point six. -Perfect.
Not that little dangly thing!
it's not a lie. it's the full carbon bonking tax.
That's right , big guy . This is all your fault .
Lucky you ain't in a scab.
I’m going to eat your donuts! Ha ha ha ha ha! Oye! Esos son mis donas!
Officers, please.
Yeah, it was kind of a long drive.
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I killed him in seventy-two hours.
You love math. Crunch the numbers on that.
Mr. Mayor?
Ooh, let me try.
On second thought...
Holy spit.
As temperatures stabilize, a grateful city salutes Osmosis Jones.
You're a wannabe. A placebo.
It's lmmunity's problem. We should get to the mouth.
I’m gonna make a wee wee!
Now boarding: the 9: 37, with nonstop service...
Immunity!
Think Of It As Maybe The Soil Of Some Great Past Civilization. Who Cut Off The Heat? Somebody Pay The Bill! It's Cold.
But Dad, I Don’t Want To Go Shush! Caillou, We’re Going To Burgers King, Now Shut The Hell Up!
Now arriving with some milk, a cold pill with a pleasant fruity flavor.
I give you...
Have you ever seen a rattlesnake swallow a football?
All right, ladies. Wrap it up now.
The half body is in fucking perfect shape.
Osmosis Jones To Dispatch. Who cut off the heat? somebody pay the bill! it's cold.
Hi, baby.
Ebola snakes are a case of dandruff compared to me! Osmosis Jones: I hate you Thrax!
I feel fine. Say it!
I'm standing here. Can you use a tissue?
Something's wrong with the weather.
That’s the smell of shit.
Fine. Flush your life down the toilet.
Leg.
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She says it causes cancer.
But it was a cute picture.
Suspect is headed towards the uvula.
Ninety-nine kinds of wings.
See the headlines?
A lot better than yours!
Dang. Can't do it on an empty stomach.
-I've got Tom Colonic's new ad. -Let's go, put it on.
Surrender.
NOOOOOOOOOOOO
All right!
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
No. You can’t be more fucking serious! Are you fucking serious?!?
See, I told you she'd be ex cited.
Hey, chill, pill!
Oh, yes, Mr. Mayor.
Words designed to scare us into changing what has worked for years.
They’re making this too easy!!! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Inflammation and glandular swelling. We meet again.
Oh, Don't worry. Shane will be fine.
I was injected into this body to rat on influenza only.
Mister Mayor, I didn't see you back there. Disregarding orders, destruction... Mister Mayor, I didn't see you back there. Disregarding orders, destruction...
When COV-ID 19 infects a someone who has a massive foot fetish
I stopped by the camping store...
Jones! Ooh, thank Frank.
I know sugar pills who cured cancer, because they believed.
Well, I say let's stay the course.
Oh, my God. Look how beautiful.
All units south of the stomach, look out for illegal organism.
You Got A Problem With That? No. It's Just The Way He Likes It:
Osmosis Jones lascia la Prateria
What? I'm a legend! The chicks line up to divide with me.
Gentlemen, playing with you has been the greatest pleasure of my life.
85%%% of red blood cell children don't know how to carry oxygen.
I love the natzis so much Borboras how dare you watch Donald Trump and the lazi that’s it you are grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded now go to your room!
It would make a little girl very happy.