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...but, even professional politicians have trouble getting used to the...
- You really had me worried. - I'm fine. Well....
Mr. President, I don't believe that's on your agenda today.
About the worst thing we ever did...
And no Boy Scout is gonna come in here and take it away from me...
The entire United States of America.
Rain Oklahoma
...proving that Bob Alexander was also involved...
IT'S WEDNESDAY EVERYBODY WORKS ON WEDNESDAY
You're nobody.
It's Wednesday. Everybody works on Wednesday.
Well, half Polynesian and, half American.
...the president succumbed Thursday at 4:20 p.m.
You're on.
Cancun?
Thank you.
Good boy!
I love Benjamin Bratt. <line> - I know.
He's not?
I know what you think. People hire us to impersonate the president and first lady.
The first lady. I mean, couldn't I start with a cousin?
The new president promises a leadership of fairness.
I shouldn't be here.
They look like they could fly.
Hang up.
- You're kidding. - It happens.
Alan, we still gotta control this guy.
- Rosenthal loved us in The Times. - That's good.
- But we went there. - Dave.
Open it, please, Duane.
Let's talk a little bit about desserts.
His personal physician pronounced him in perfectly good health.
- Listen, you little shit. - Dave. Dave.
...this big.
Have you ever thought about wearing a sweater?
...in a previous domestic automotive purchase.
Here you are on the cover.
Polo, climbing.
He's all right.
- We made it up. - What do you mean, you made it up?
You know...
But we make fun of the president. We knock the president. But it's a tough job.
Good morning, Mr. President. I was really worried.
Dave.
...I'd like to apologize to the American people.
Have you been exercising recently?
Judiciary?
What I told him to?
Great, great, great. All right.
We're walking, we're walking... ... and we
...President Mitchell always has one hand in the pocket of his coat.
Dave, I can't hire anybody else. I can't.
I....
Wrong?
...we'd be making $23 million a month in interest.
And your family?
Like the program I presented when I ran for president.
Say, what's with the cameras?
...but if you've been running around with this new jobs...
Don't we, Bob?
Look, I'll make this easy on you.
...on my lunch break.
Do you want to tell him that?
...just because he happens to be vice-president of the United States.
That's all I have left.
Mr. Speaker.
- You? - Yeah.
The most important thing to remember is his general presence.
...but sometimes we need to put our personal feelings aside and focus...
I can't believe you would do something like this.
We're walking... We're walking... and we're stopping
The lights are on, but nobody's home.
...for something they haven't finished...
Usually it's a barter kind of thing.
See? It was there all the time.
We're here trying to carry the water for him. I've carried water.
You bet.
Yes.
That's at a press conference. Otherwise, they're almost always on the podium.
...where he was giving a speech to the American Legal Counsel...
...and knowing that you've done something valuable with your day.
I told her his blood pressure went up after a little incident at the hotel.
Hot lunches for little kiddies.
As soon as we sat down...
Bob.
Oh, my God.
...but the vice-president is mentally unbalanced.
It doesn't happen often, Bob, but you're right.
. .
Take today. The president woke up, broke the law, got caught, he pardoned himself.
I'm not one of your little bimbos.
Have you got someone to double for me there?
You weren't in the state legislature.
That was quite a thing you did today.
The president has requested this rare, joint session of Congress...
...is a good and decent public servant...
Lots of shelters were in this bill.
Dave.
- It's all set with Duane? - All set.
...and the machine will do everything your arms do.