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He's here.
Hi Mike. Hi Jared. Happy Holidays
What about it?
And the coloring....
Everybody else is buying the "minor stroke" story.
It is Dave, isn't it?
It's Monday... And everyone works on Monday!
This could get me into a lot of trouble.
Here's the quote
Let me read this to make sure I get it right.
We didn't want to have to tell you this...
I'm the government.
Tom. Tom. We have a limited amount of posters.
...when there's nobody around and you know it's safe?
- Not gonna give a ticket. - Right.
She was giving a speech at Bryn Mawr. I managed to catch her before she left.
Just don't call him, Al.
Thanks. We work very hard at it. I mean, she....
- Go! - Go, go.
...and get our president to nominate a new one.
- We work out of an agency. - You sure look like him.
If I'm not...
Mr. President, did you commit the crime?
...and, your blood pressure has even gone down.
It's time to go. Better get inside.
Drew.
Why don't we go into my office?
...for a comprehensive employment program.
Another patriotic secretary?
What about the vice-president?
Dave, these things get awfully complicated sometimes, and I think you have to...
Do you know why I don't want to?
Yeah. So tonight's the big night.
What do you mean by that?
Is that right?
I want to look at Mitchell's proposal.
I'm fine.
Fertility beads.
- I'll lock him away for good. - Then we'll all go to jail together.
So I tell my boss...
- Perfect. - Great. I'll see you then.
Got you!
...were indicted on 34 counts of election law violations...
- Now he's making stuff up about me. - He's not.
The president has complete use of his faculties...
- Bye, Lola, Kate, Adriana, Pam. - Bye, Dave.
Thank you, one and all.
- Tell him I send my best. - I will.
"Somewhere, there is a distant light...
I think we can get started now.
I heard you. You said, "Cut $650 million off the federal budget...
- Terrific. - In fact, we think you did such a good job...
Don't get carried away. I'm not that good at it.
- First lady? - Don't worry, you won't even see her.
So this is good. We're doing good. We're doing real good. We're on our way.
Well, let's say....
But, you see, that's not the whole story.
- It's good to be alive, isn't it? - Yes, sir.
I liked helping people that I hadn't even met before.
I was saddened to discover at least 15 separate acts of intervention...
Like that.
I was.
Is this merely overcompensation...
No.
Hang on.
Come here.
Now, let's say...
Fine.
Yeah.
We are delighted you're visiting the White House.
I mean, about me?
Can't get out of it.
It's in the faces and the smiles of a Sunday afternoon.
- Mr. Alexander left strict instructions. - I'll explain it to you later.
So even though they're late...
They tried this in Russia and wrecked the country.
I don't understand.
Murray, she flies on an IBM.
- They're not my attack dogs. - What?
Sleep tight.
- Mr. President, how are you feeling? - Fine.
It's Monday...
Thanks for coming on such short notice.
...according to the OMB, we've got, 17 defense contractors...
O-K-L-A-H-O
It's a work of art.
They're all kids.
We did.... We did our, Club Med routine...
Any questions?
I wonder if the Communists got him.
You said it, Mr. President.