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then why was this tucked into your waistband?
Emery, you were here yesterday,
Oh! I've seen a bunch of your infomercials.
Eddie, put the joystick down.
Play it.
"My mistake"? That's it?
Onions, shallots, sicillians... It does them all!
Hello?
I swear, I didn't steal that CD!
You okay? I thought you would be excited about that.
♪ In my dojo ♪
Now we don't have to fight over just the one.
if there's a bunch of TV people running around the restaurant?
This is my son Emery. This is Reggie, the director.
make me think my mediocre performance is fine
"It do."
And how does it work on that salad?
And how does it work on that salad?
Bad news, boss. Our Salad Eater just called in sick.
Onions, shallots, scallions.
'cause I'm about to tear into some iceberg.
Oh! Okay, it was me.
He didn't mean to eat your breakfast.
If the CD skips, you must acquit.
And... action!
We have a dishwasher?
Not Danny Winterbottom.
Hey, gang. Great news.
Corporate policy?
Oh. Well, why not call it "The Gunion"?
Huzzah! This calls for a souvenir.
This infomercial is gonna be seen by hundreds of people,
Who?
That's why they're called "China."
♪ Competition in my dojo ♪
You relax. I'll just put them in the machine.
Hello, hello, hello!
Oh, he's going to jail.
My morning papaya is my one moment of joy,