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is believe I still work there.
the turning of the worms.
Wait, wait! He can help.
$1955
You've got to splash the cash,
One word from me and they'll rip you apart.
Mm-hmm, that one.
Jazzy James.
♪ I seen Jay G pimp, lie and rob ♪
a corking revenge rap.
I can't afford a banana!
♪ 'Cause I own you, it is excellent ♪
my parties were legendary for their magnificent excess.
(all gasping)
I swear on the squid beak of Lord Cthulhu
(crying)
Xeroxed it, returned it, and wore the copy.
my father gave me some advice.
No, he did not.
Where's my goose?
Shh!
Why'd you betray me?
because I am a nice guy,
and the pursuit of a goose.
(grunting)
♪ You're blowin' up my pants, I like the way you dance ♪
(guns cock, Homer and Burns gasp)
RZA, Snoop and Common.
Combing is murder!
(Smithers grunting, ringtone playing)
hot-dog-and-horseshoes thing later?
I know just who to invite.
♪ You'd be the Hamburglar ♪
Although we interpreted the theme a bit differently
Boom.
To think, all the years I wasted without a posse.
(gasps)
Oh, hush. I'm a worn-out old miser
Mr. Burns is throwing a little party,
♪ Excellent ♪
If anyone's hungry, we've set up a deli platter
(growls)
He wrote all of Jay's early hits.
(women vocalizing)
But they had a falling out,
and he was never heard from again.
And you're gonna write it.
♪ You reached out and stole 'em ♪
Splash the cash.
Before he was Jay G, he was Jeremy Gilroy,
of our city's sharpest wits and glittering socialites.
excellent.
Now rhyme, Jazzy, rhyme!
There's supposed to be a baby.
This way, the whales know we are VIPs.
♪ Yo, I want to back-smack Jay G, son ♪
Not being bitten... (cries)
No offense, worms.
will be ready, with his level and his ladder.
All doors would open for Monogram Monty.
Hey, Mr. Burns, fun party.
You and I bear that sacred avarice.
My life used to be so lively, so full of excitement.
I just swooped right in and bought up everything.
before that card didn't work.
Quick, boy! Hide this thing.
I stayed loyal to Mr. Burns,
No one's better at nasty schemes than this kid.
I couldn't do it.
The Fine Ladies Thug Army.
Oh, fine. You can fetch the ice.
Huh? (laughs)
Oh, now he's gone to his knees and he ripped his shirt open.
Can't we live off the money from your store?
I had to tear you down, M.B.!
HOMER: F. Scott Fitzgerald once wrote,
I can get you up close to the horses
(cracking)
(hip-hop version of Simpsons theme playing)
No way. I could start a fire in the woods for nothing.
Now, what are you generous folks willing to pay
to the brake pads I coproduced with Lil Wayne.
Well, that's what my cuff links say.
useless hangers-on like me.
Wait, I just remembered Jay crashed my Jet Ski.
I need you to rap like your world is ending.