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(crowd gasps)
Uh, or with me. (chuckles)
(both blowing)
Jay, I don't understand. I thought we were friends.
Aw.
Are you Montgomery Burns, the despised billionaire?
Five dollars. No, no, no, no, no.
I thought you were in prison.
He's the richest man in town.
♪ Hit me up and I'll write the rap for ya. ♪
MARGE: "Your esteemed presence is requested
Mr. Burns set out to produce the ultimate revenge rap.
Maybe.
HOMER: In my younger and more vulnerable years,
That's on Lengthy Island,
We're putting up new wallpaper.
BURNS: Prepare for
We were going to open up a money-losing winery together.
(honks) ♪ How much? ♪
WOMEN: ♪ Monty! ♪
(honking)
Goosius is on everything
$9000000000000000000000000000000000000000
♪ R-R-R-Radioactive ♪
♪ Time for the truth to be paid off ♪
Um, where's the baby?
In an age of shameful excess,
Oh, honey, isn't it darling?
$19
It says Mega Stuf on the package,
Probably gonna be bathtubs full of shrimp
Daddy's got your oatmeal.
(chuckles)
(snarling)
but I'm having a little celebration of my own.
♪ You're broke now ♪
Here's an upside down bucket for you to drum on.
♪ I gave you the card, Burns ♪
Yeah, I used to be Jazzy James.
with you two fun-sucking stink buckets.
(grunting)
but now you're a cheap, old lamewad.
(whispering): Rep means reputation.
I knew I had to do whatever it took
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$1 million, going once, going twice...
You're the dude who wrote The Rungs of Ruthlessness.
Your book became my bible.
Ooh, ooh! In the window next to the state-shaped erasers.
I love you. (gasps)
Thanks for your help.
$9876543210
♪ What's up? ♪ ♪ Over there ♪
BURNS (coughing): ♪ After the ball is over ♪
And getting drunk on a boat
(chuckles anxiously) Me?
Fortunes were won and lost at my tables.
♪ Now you just a bad joke ♪
paid for by rich husbands
It's an Obsidian Card, the most exclusive.
Blake, I really believed you could change.
What's that? A spy! Grab him.
HOMER: I told you this guy would come back.
(whoops) Why does this work?
most dazzling...
that drive all men-- money, power,
personal horticulturalist.
But I was the only friend he had left in the world
You seem glum, sir.
(door opens, bell rings)
I must tell you, it's the most incandescent,
to the world's greatest diss rap.
Did you want to buy that?
Who you thankin'?
Quince jelly and pepper?
Relax, Homer, we're good. When you entered my gates,
None of your business!
No one felt any pressure to talk or laugh
and you're a tone-deaf pauper who lives in a grave.
Well, I guess it is a little judgy of me
Ha, no way.
Then the rich people came. They didn't need to make money,
(sighs)
made me get a tattoo of the baseball from Major League.