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You're gonna kill us, man! What the hell is the matter...
Oh, Chicago! We have family there.
We'll have a good time, baby, don't you worry
is this the shovel auth section!
and crowbar that dough out of Hartley?
And I will not be late
And I just can't hide it
Hi, Sherman.
a here today, gone tomorrow kind of fellow.
Everybody looking all anorexic,
Man, it's so small he needs tweezers to take a piss.
That's what I had in mind.
Look at my breasts. I don't have breasts.
(JASON GROANING)
Yes, he is. Sherman called me and told me make sure we was here.
Buddy? ls that it, or do you have a last name?
(WOMAN SOBBING) it's okay. it's all right. Just get it all out.
So pass the yellow Z and hold on now
you're gonna be mad at yourself.
Ever.
your so sus your chin is imploading poopy stink face
MR. WILSON: Quiet down, God damn it! Sorry!
You just stay put.
Радіємо п'ятниці
(MOANING)
And he's considering donating a $10 million grant to this school.
Andy Todd
Look. Them dogs done tore up my garbage.
You just don't know when to quit, do you?
Don't worry about me. I'm just fine.
We just can't hide it
l'll beg you in front of all these people.
ls that what you did? Shame on you, Sherman!
(ALARM BEEPING) Oh, my God!
Well I be damned! I can see my dick!
This man is trying to kill Professor Sherman Klump!
you got it, bud
I know why he like that, 'cause he drunk.
You have a date? Good luck, Professor.
Your mother's so fat,
Do you know how I know?
No, it's nothing quite like that. Look.
.
For the plus size playa The struggle is real
(MOANING)
You can talk about putting a tube in somebody's ass,
And sometimes when you want something so, so bad,
I give you Professor Buddy Love.
Sir?
Jacob! Jacob! Jacob!
and mix up another batch of this blue stuff.
Maybe it's because
(SINGING) Nothing but air there Nothing but air there
LANCE AND AUDIENCE: Yes, I can!
You can't beat me. You can't beat me!
So what's this?
Gilbert!
Klump! Are you listening?
Professor K, how's it going? I'm good, David.
(lN PROFESSOR'S VOICE) Tonight would be a good time.
ERNIE: I know you're gonna enjoy making them babies.
Are you guys... You guys share girls?
Who is sucking whose titties over here?
Should I get him??
I'm divorced, and my daughter is in rehab.
You think you too good
MAN: Montell Jordan!
as if I already know you.
Friday night's perfect. The best night of the week.
He took all the credit for your research.
Sloppy Sub.... Where you walk over/and limp back
Hey! Hey!
(AUDIENCE GASPS AND CHEERS)
She got dem child bearin' HIPS
You know, sir, i'd like to concentrate on the positives.
Harlan. Well, Richmond.
(WHISPERING) I'm sorry.
I was wondering if he was all right after everything
I was wondering if
I guess you're right, Jason. I never have behaved like this before.
Buddy Love is going to be using your invitation to the alumni ball,
Here's the menu.
Blowing yo back out
(LAUGHING) We ain't ready for you yet. Now what were you saying?
I’m going to kill you
He's getting fatter. We can't stop it.
Come on, baby, bounce 2 this
I had 2 titties, now I have 6 That's multiplication
but I'm going to make sure you never get hired
Sorry about that down there, Mr. Wilson!
just before you said But, sir right there?
Baby, I got so much love to give
Now listen to me carefully, you fat tub of goo.
Oh, sure thing, hamster boy.
Gene's mother is so fat, her belt size is equator!
Blubber butt!
V be like
Ooh, summertime
And I don't know why everybody trying to lose weight
I ain't come to pay no $100 ticket to suffer this alone.
Really? On you now? Because on behalf of... Which pocket?
Dems be like #JusticeForGeorgeFloyd
Silence ! You shall be punished !
What I think of you Smell me
You know, your eyes, there's something very familiar about them,
to karatasize your ass!
Just wanting and wanting and wanting!
You wanna boogie
...you've seen him on Def Comedy Jam many times.
Cooooommmeee oooooonnnn Cletus!
You must be crazy to think I'm gonna eat this...
lt's nothing to be ashamed of.
Carla. Oh.
l've followed your work for many years,
and if I didn't need that money...
they also add botulisim and duck poo sausages to the kfc to make it look more spittier they also add gangaranks to it and hoc cup and ten eyewitness ooze to it to make it taste more fuckier. and they add eyebrows and camel dirrohea and wires to it to make to sound more whirrier.
Buddy, get up.
lt's all right
JASON: Professor, what did you do last night?
It's so much for cutting back with those sweets .
I can tell you wanna boogie, baby
He's never brought a girl home.
When people I don't know show up on my friends you may know
Like I said, there's a right time and place for everything.
I just want to spend some time with you, by ourselves.
You owe me an apology? Yes.
Reggie's mama is so fat, her blood type is Rocky Road!
(JASON GROANS)
And, man, what's wrong with that breath? I can smell it over here.
(CHUCKLING) Come on.
You can do anything, Sherman.
Somebody better call an exorcist!
JAMES BROWN: (SINGING) Watch me
Cellular destabilization due to arrive in exactly three,
lf you planned on going out to get something anyway,
Get that crash cart here stat!
(SCREAMING)
Come on! Come on, Cletus. No.
What you talking about, covering your plates?
My research is...
Is this the nice ass section
What can I do for you?
(LOUD FART)
Women be shopping!
don't you think Mr. Hartley would like to know what that means in lay terms?
I waited all day long
I tried to be peaceful, but now it's time for Reggie
lf I say, look at Reggie's gums and teeth.
'Cause you know Sherman,
Bounce 2 this, bounce 2 this
. .
There's something else. I met a friend of yours in your lab.
You the one who brought up colon cleansing, and all that mess!
He's who I thought I wanted to be.
who's filling in for shannon ponton? christopher edgar.
Her ass is so nice, don't you agree? She's worked so hard.
You have one minute to show me your research.