HOT
APP
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
YARNS
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
DISCOVER
YARNS
EMOJI
STORY
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
(SPITTING)
(GUM BALLS SCATTERING)
Ain't everybody supposed to be the same size.
WOMEN: I wanna party across the USA
I like Geraldo
Oh, my God! Get out of here! Get out of here!
lf it was for the grant, the data with Shelley was already so compelling.
She doesn't look well.
No, no, Jason.
Now we know what's eating Gilbert Grape, don't we?
(FARTING)
you go too far with the comedy man!
Let's get excited
What I did was wrong.
Featherweight!
Hi there Ow! Don’t do that
instead of just being mine?
Yes, yes.
Stephanie Gonna Have Relations
lnteresting. Always thinking.
l've never been in love before.
during the course of your studies here,
Hey, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
oh, bruh, i heard of dreadlocks, but s***locks?
Boy, people be smiling. people be smiling.
And more important, I'm just going to have to accept myself for who I am.
but I can't break wind.
I didn't think you'd have me.
Yeah, see you next week now.
I can relate.
HARTLEY: Will you shut up!
Oh, come on, now. Look at this.
Hey, everyone, run for the hills! it's Fat-zilla!
What Miss Vindovik witnessed was 5,000 healthy hamsters
Whyyyyyyy!!!!!
I'm not sure if I'm reading them correctly.
Excuse me.
(CROWD MOANING)
What are you eating? Mu·in? Strudel? Put it down. Let me talk to you.
(GIGGLING CONTINUES)
I smell shit! L㋛L... when all you can do is say bandwagon
Yourjob depends upon it.
and she used to fund our science department.
(MUSIC CONTINUES) I'm vogueing! You can vogue!
(KARATE YELL)
Go on, leave! There's more titties over here anyway!
You should've seen me. Look at me now.
Damn, everyone run for the hills, it's Fat-zilla!
Lamar Jackson post game clip ....
Blood pressure, 1·0 over 1 10 and still climbing.
You really think I be listening to you? I ain't listening to you.
When I come to your house
(SIGHS)
Mike Douglas. Oh, Mike Douglas.
Well, this had better be Professor Klump.
The guys and I All the gang-bangers
Will you guys just chill? He said he could handle all three of us.
Baby, I'm so excited
MIke Douglass Was the Only White Man to Make Me Moist
Do you think you can do Klump's job
lsn't that like Sherman to hog all the credit?
I just can't get enough
There. Now my colon is clean. Squeaky clean.
I don't have a date tonight.
Oh, Mama.
I'm gonna come on with it. I'm gonna...
(LAUGHING)
(SCREAMING)
CARLA: Sherman?
So, anybody I wind up with is just going to have to accept me for who I am.
I'm sorry. You're so funny.
I learned that life is not about
No, I don't!
in your textbooks on genetics.
This is our moment. I don't wanna ruin it with talks of Sherman.
(KNOCKING AT DOOR)
Congratulations Kayla
No, I ain't got you, yet. Should I get him?
lt's all right
You know, Andy Beshear used to make me moist.
(DOOR CLOSES)
Ima toss this between The crack of yo ass
Love you, Mama. Love you too, baby.
(FARTING) Oh, my Lord!
Keep Insulting Me I'll toss this between the crack of your ass
I smell SHIT
(GRUNTING CONTINUES)
When I was young I used to always have relations.
You caught me in the middle of an experiment I was doing.
(MANIACAL LAUGHING)
No, he had to take care of some things, Miss Purty.
FAT SHELLY
Hey, Professor Klump is here? Yeah.
Oh, no
l'll have enough cellular stability
ln '95 we did it
that the bitch gets her toenails painted at Earl Scheib!
yes beryl boxoxzielerette? what do you want? i want to do some draming in dresden.
Mind your own damn business!
Give me four cc's of Ambethol. I don't know how much more he can take.
What does that mean?
Oh, you mean rich-dummy terms?
You going to the top! You're the next Lenny Bruce!
I smell shit! When kd haters spout nonsense
So nice, so nice
TOGETHER: That's a good question.
No matter what, you got to strut.
Have you seen Sherman?
White’s be watching golf
bitch gets her toenails painted at earl scheib!
That's it.
Have a good day.
What is a weave exactly? Huh?
It ain’t nothin but a short walk. Come on over!
Sherman?
Maybe it's time for Reggie to talk about your mama a little bit.
But I learned one thing from Buddy.
LANCE AND AUDIENCE: Yes, I can!
(PROFESSOR BURPING)
You know where that come from? Watching that damn TV.
Baby, you still worried
Oh, you are one sick, twisted freak!
Friday night, Friday, Friday Night! Let’s Get IT!
You really think I be listening to you? I ain't listening to you.
for nearly swallowing a gerbil.
The yellow and green and purple rolling around.
But I became desperate and selfish.
JAMES BROWN: (SINGING ON STEREO) Watch me
Gonna get my colon cleansed thoroughly
And I want that money, Klump.
I hope you fart till your asshole falls out.
So am l.
(LAUGHING)
Chemically... Chemistry.
Man, if you ever talk to me like that again, I'll kill you!
You did want to see me about something, didn't you, sir?
I don't know that fool!
All right, Professor, I'll see you then.
Professor!
Shesa
Your family got any money? I ain't paying for no big-ass wedding.
Got to keep on trying. Got to keep on pushing.
(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
Some Buddy is right.
I think it's wonderful, all the precious little finger foods.
So what's your new years resolution?
I'm sorry. Perhaps you need the money more than I thought...
What’s up, Nigga?
IT'S SHOWTIME, EVERYBODY!
lt's so nice
Don't you walk away from me, God damn it!
I'm Just A Squirrel Tryna Get A Nut
Screaming's good for you. Cleans the epiglottis.
GRANDMA: No, no, hold it.
who's filling in for sarah swan? kathryn O nadia and hann-ah.
george i told ya don't rip off kerry catasaloo! boing good riddance faye you shoklerek from grayson's grimbitts!
Why you leaving? You want me to beg?
GRANDMA: Get your lazy ass up.
Oh, my goodness.
Chana tova
Might make your head blow off
PROFESSOR: [Huge burp]
Let me get the room key.