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(SIGHS) Oh, my God, what was I just gonna say?
-Surround me. -Okay, I've got it. I've got it.
"I wonder what's in this book that they saw fit
-Madam Vice President. -How do you do?
(STAMMERS)
We can also use my kitten heels gag.
In six months when all this bullshit dies down,
-Hi. -Oh, Madam Vice President.
Madam Vice President. Hi, I'm Dan Egan.
-Uh... -Is your guy gonna be tweeting about this?
of those European sweeteners you like so much.
as I'm sure you're aware,
No, wait, strike that.
Yes, front and back. Very little romance.
What the fuck, Amy?
The POTUS doesn't want to get hit with questions on the fiscal responsibility bill.
-How are your kids? -Uh, she's good.
But you guys surround me, very purposeful.
Is there anything you can't do?
(SIGHS) Plastics apparently talked to the President.
-Oh, good. -Currently.
and the holders for toothbrushes?
Dan is manipulative. He is cunning.
All kidding aside,
Everybody seen it? Everybody got a good look?
Brett Kagan's blog picked up a tweet from us.
Did Jonah leave? Is he gone with that condolence card?
No, I can't. I've got the dog.
Mike, talk to me. lam in a room with three people and a fuckload of quiche.
I don't know what that means.
Feed the dog. Walk the dog.
It's a nice bag, Gary.
This is why nobody showed up.
AMY: It's the use of the word "retard."
Oh, great, we've upset the plastics industry.
Glasses on for the intellectual look?
Oh! And today with the senators, don't forget to smile.
of the Late Senator David Reeves.
So I said, "Do you like trail mix?"
Tom Hanks could die, there could be a forest fire in LA.
That didn't get me.
-Is that a map joke? -(LAUGHS) Yes, it is.
-Great. -Ma'am, this is a fork.
-Please, come into my office. -Thank you so much.