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-(CELL PHONE RINGING) -Sorry. Excuse me.
-Or your Left Foot thing. -Great movie.
-What a dark thought. -I'm not wishing that.
-We're discussing important things. -Like the pope.
GARY: Well, that's a capital offense.
No, sorry, Selina. That would be bad for me.
-And smile, though. Smile, smile. -Wonderful job.
For me, that was 12 years of marriage.
(EXHALES)
You're gonna get on it.
Dickwad pie?
Not yet. He's mostly intravenous.
It's chicken Iinguini. I'll be over here.
There aren't enough people to fill a fucking canoe in here.
Amy, I used Dan to get what I wanted.
The level of incompetence in this office is staggering.
-Oh! -What?
How do you suggest that I mingle with this few people?
-AMY: We're expecting 50 or 60. -Oh, good.
'Cause I think that I signed my name.
Is the man you're looking at gonna be in a position a year from now
-Go for the money. -It's just pennies.
She was trying to be funny.
-here in the office. -Okay.
He doesn't want to have sex with you. He just wants dinner and a movie.
-Nothing about cornstarch. -Her whole position is green jobs.
Briefing room, NSC meeting, hallway twice.
-Just a small change in the speech. -What is that?
The White House would like you to attend a 6:00 pm.
But the President of the United States of America
SELINA: No, he of course doesn't.
-Box me, Gary. Box me. -Oh, yeah, yeah.
Got to talk to her for one moment, please.
Shoot the dog. Bury the dog.
that does actually take place this evening.
Senator Mike Dudley. He's interested in maps.
Do you want to follow this plan or not?
All right, Mike, here's what we do, okay?
Uh...
I want Amy to go on a date with me tonight.
-Oh, no, that's not gonna happen. -Not on the schedule.
Is this the right room? Are we early?