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(WHISTLES)
Oh, my pretty. Miss Bullard, it has been terrific.
And after a good whipping, cream rises to the top.
I'm sorry to hear about your father.
Stop Hitting Yourself.
(ALL CHEERING)
♪ Watch, watch ♪
Then tomorrow we will go to her!
Im the queen of the show you don't want to fight with me Ok???
♪ Where I shall not be moved ♪
What's that mean?
may I still...
♪ You ever love ♪ ♪ someone so much ♪
There are two things about violence they teach you when becoming a guru.
Of course, I'll stay, Jane.
Are you as turned on as I am right now?
Now, I'm ready to receive.
Five minutes. Well, you better hurry up,
Of cooorse, sillo dan
and if you can restore Darren Roanoke's marriage,
I'll break your fingers.
Maurice, if Plato, Shakespeare and Einstein
DICK: Guru Pitka?
(EXCLAIMS)
Bobby
Now, why won't you let your ma come see you play?
Isn't there any way that you could skip a step or two?
was dating the L.A. Kings' legendary.
Ooh. Ow.
Put that shit on a T-shirt.
but you must never say bad things about yourself.
Well done! Nice job!
TRENT: Game six here in Toronto!
But his point was this, "If you can't love yourself, you can't love another."
Well, in my book, I Know You Are, But What Am I?
Bear cub. Left cave.
(COUGHING)
Listen, Darren, I know we are rivals,
You. No, you.
Well, you know, I got attacked by a rooster. So, you know.
Fine. I don't need material things.
(BOTH GIGGLING)
Get the crash kit!
Yeah!
(CURSING IN FRENCH)
Yeah, well, I can't keep getting my ass kicked!
ALL: Stink Mop!
TM.
Here we go, here we go.
Mariska Hargitay.
(SIGHS)
Stay down, bitch!
TRENT: Roanoke on a breakaway! Five-hole trap!
Don’t punch my testicles ever again
TRENT: Five-hole trap!
You know, so they don't boo me
He needs a distraction. Jane, follow me!
Darren, I took a shortcut with you, and I'm sorry.
More like gay-skin, how about. What? Yeah.
of the Tugginmypudha Ashram.
If I fix their marriage, I get on Oprah,
Oh my balls! Aw my balls! Ooh my balls! Ow ! Ouch.!
Two million dollars!
♪ Baby did a bad, bad thing ♪
Maurice.
JACQUES: Prudence?
Well, I've been wearing this belt since I was 12 years old.
♪ What so proudly we hailed ♪
♪ BOTH: Saying I love you ♪
♪ Raise up your voice ♪
Intimacy Or in to me I see
Over to you, Trent.
French-Canadian goalie, Jacques "Le Coq" Grande.
Do I look like a child? Of course I want curlies on my nuts.
Good distraction frees us from emotional pain.
My father, Hank Bullard, bought the Leafs in 1967.
'Cause, man, I don't play well around her, man.
♪ Watch, pray, watch ♪
Mariska Hargitay, Jessica Simpson.
(LAUGHS)
(BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY PLAYING)
Why Are You Still Hitting Yourself?
Give me that ticket! Give me it!
Go get 'em!
Oh, Mom, don't, don't.
All right, then.
Which is a lot like calamari.
!
♪ You're in the same boat ♪ ♪ with a lot of your friends ♪
They did it!
(LAUGHS)
Oprah called me, and she said you canceled.
Ball-Gazer! Oh, My god! There You Go!
"Did it smell that bad when you ate it?"
I'm a hockey player! That's what hockey players do. We fight!