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Beautiful pass!
Blooooooowme
during my recent addiction to peyote buttons and Frangelico.
(THUDDING)
Roanoke could win the Stanley Cup here.
You violated my pubic pouch
♪ He's a lover ♪
I'm regressing you.
It's the only way.
(BOTH COUGHING)
I emptied my aching balls
Because you are such a generous benefactor,
Would you like some soup instead?
♪ I watch like a sparrow ♪
Let's go to the Kellistrator.
Deepak, here you go.
Ooh
L.A. Kings, Toronto Maple Leafs. It's gonna get ugly.
Rajneesh, I... Wait a second, who is Chip?
Nice shooting!
Yes!
Well, as I write in my book Stop Hitting Yourself.
please join us for our first annual Gamblers Anonymous Monte Carlo Night.
WOMAN: How could he do that?
There ain't no connection between my love life and my hockey.
♪ I shall not be moved ♪
♪ What a way to make a living ♪
My balls hurt!
Wow. Right?
♪ I swear sometimes ♪ ♪ that man is out to get me ♪
What?
Students, now I am going to teach you the "D" of drama.
I mean, I didn't even ask for this job!
please do not hesitate to call.
had a nice gleam in his eye, a nice tuck in his butt, say.
(ALL CHEERING)
Ungh! Ungh! Ungh!
(GROANS)
♪ Where I shall not be moved ♪
Go! Go! Go!
Oh, my God, I just got that!
I've read it. It's impressive.
Break the pickle. Tickle, tickle.
I am not going with you, Dick.
It is the ultimate distraction.
Babu, to be the world's second most popular
Am i being punk'd? yes, yes i am
♪ No, I shall not be moved ♪
DeTech Here
He told me to tell you that you're all his bitches,
he stunned the world by separating from his wife, Prudence.
I have our guru.
What the hell are you doing?
Oh.
Did you get into the VIP room okay?
Come by my ashram, then I will explain.
Roanoke fell for the five-hole trap.
growing up in the tiny village of Harenmahkeester,
Maurice, why do you want to join?
We are going to learn about
Come. My staff has prepared a lovely meal.
No! You!
Huh?
♪ Raise the roof beam high ♪
Let me answer it this way.
(MORE THAN WORDS PLAYING)
And I'm Jay Kell.
You may now renounce your vow of chastity.
Mariska Hargitay.
You're a bad, bad person.
Yes.
Be Loving and Openhearted With My Emotions
Superstar, it's me, Guru Pitka!
Nope.
Ball-Gazer! Oh, My god! There You Go!
Not again! What? Why, why?
(ALL EXCLAIMING)
Come, Rajneesh, a breakthrough!
Blowme is a good way to remember that. Blowme, yeah.
Well, can we win the Cup without Roanoke?
♪ Sing it, children ♪
Oh!! You punched my prick !
I throw a hex on you
To tell you the truth, I kind of have a schoolgirl crush.
You bastard. You totally caught me in a ball-gaze.
(SNARLS)
Tell me this.
ALL: Mariska Hargitay.
Oh, don't tell me,
I've already apologized to my friends, my family, and my god.
There is no key. There never was.
(PUNCHING)
♪ What a way to make a living ♪
♪ I said watch, pray, watch ♪
(FLIES BUZZING)
However, we must confront your mother.
the Kings lead the Leafs, one to nothing.
ALL: Ro-an-choke! Ro-an-choke! Ro-an-choke! Ro-an-choke!
Now, what is it you can't face?
♪ Working 9:00 to 5:00 ♪
Guru Pitka had a farm.
Are you leaving?
I am the first Guru Pitka!
MARISKA HARGITAY
He can pretend to play while he's at home,
Tell Coach Cherkov to buy some time!
EW
♪ And the tide's gonna turn and ♪ ♪ it's all gonna roll your way ♪