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I know, it is weird.
Your Holiness? Mark my words, this shortcut will haunt you.
I own you!
but I won't say bad things about myself!
I will show you a Darren who is completely changed.
No, you might want to pick up some depends.
Actually, it's Leafs.
I took another job.
(thud)
♪ Oh, I shall not be moved ♪
I am His Holiness, the Guru Pitka.
I know I'm excited, Jay. How are you?
(LAUGHING)
I miss Prudence.
would you help your Uncle Jack off an elephant?
Jane! Jane, wait!
Can I still jerk off?
Hello.
No! You!
I should go. No, Jane, wait! I...
Just Etch A Sketch everything I was saying.
When you really want something... You gotta work for it
Now, your entourage must stay behind.
(ALL LAUGHING)
You have a firm grasp of the obvious.
Miss Celine Dion.
I get it! I am distracted!
And my guru, Guru Tugginmypudha had a guru, Guru Cheddafrumunda.
She's good.
Once again, I'm Trent Lueders.
Do you think he's really changed?
Okay.
I gotta get my girl back, GP.
Brad and Angelina.
What?
Mariska Hargitay... Mariska Hargitay.
Neo-Eastern-Self-Help-Spiritualist is no small thing.
♪ I play my music in the sun ♪
I was put on this earth to spread a message of peace and love.
Right here? There. Right there.
Who is this prick?
(WHISTLE BLOWS)
You change your hair color? 'Cause it looks nice.
Cherkov, call a time-out.
♪ Raise up your song ♪ ♪ and not your fists ♪
but he's playing great!
- Let's see what's happening rinkside. - JAY: No!
RAJNEESH: Bodhisattva!
That would mean Roanoke would be out for game two and three!
TRENT: This is it, folks. Game four.
The fans who supported me with their cards and letters
I haven’t jizzed in 33 years and you pounded my testicles
She's like kryptonite to him.
(GURGLING CONTINUES)
Yeah. This ain't Driving Miss Daisy, man.
My balls hurt
I didn't hear anything.
If you don't get on that plane, I will take 60% of the ashram!
What'd you call me, Jagamo?
Now, take a look at this.
You have gone from nowhere to now here.
Holy (BLEEP)...
Bing-bam-boom, you got a baby pachyderm. Back to you, Trent.
doesn't mean that Prudence will only love you when you achieve.
In order to learn distraction,
♪ Raise the roof beam high ♪
Stay away from my girlfriend!
.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Let me handle this.
Interesting.
I'm the next Deepak Chopra!
Blowme, yeah. Blowme.
bedroom eyes, pouty lips,
I'd like to thank the Academy.
ALL: Seven, six, five, four... Seven, six, five, four...
You see, you're filled with joy of a child!
(HUMMING)
But that's not what we're having tonight.
by the greatest singer ever from Quebec,
As long as Jacques "Le Coq" Grande is banging Darren's wife,
Oh hell no
Yes, of course. Yeah, business. Yes, of course.
and if they don't see Darren and Prudence together by the next game,
You are.
Babu, you cannot take a shortcut.
Is it?
To seek my true self.
Well, they didn't protect you from that outfit, now, did they?
Oprah! Come on, Oprah.
I told her she should give you another chance.
Lambert's Intermission Strategy Chat
Looks like he's smuggling a schnauzer.
Guru Pitka, this is Jane Bullard, owner of the Toronto Maple Leafs.
because he bogarted the rehab toilet hooch
Mariska Hargitay, Your Holiness.
Yeah! Yeah!
♪ Oh, I shall not be moved ♪
Get busy, Bodhi.
What did you do to my rooster?
That's okay. Give me a hug.
♪ No, no ♪
it's another article about Deepak Chopra being number one