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which is after this game, 'cause we're in game one.
Here.
Mariska Hargitay, Speedy. Yeah.
Mariska Hargitay...
TM.
I know why. I know why.
(TUGGINMYPUDHA LAUGHING)
(PHONE DIALING)
Who's the gift basket from, Dick?
MAN: Deepak Chopra. Maurice Pitka.
JANE: No! Get back! No!
I am talking into my voice-over machine.
(SPUTTERING)
and at the same time, I want it prompt.
Hey, any bears in the cave?
Yay Free my wee wee
TUGGINMYPUDHA: Thank you.
PITKA: What'll you have?
I am just severely cross-eyed.
Commence Stink Mop.
You should stop.
Stick a fork in them, they're done.
Is this a dog's thingy? Am I being punk'd?
Thanks to Roanoke, the Leafs advance to game five.
It's the beard. It makes me look like Santa.
Roanoke with the puck.
Shh.
I speak of Intimacy, or Into-me-i-see
You are a midget.
to "now here."
ALL: Stink Mop! Stink Mop!
♪ Where I shall not be ♪
Not to fight.
♪ I watch like a sparrow ♪
and now she wants you back!
Then you are not allowed to fight anyone for any reason!
Fine! Fight anyone for any reason.
PRUDENCE: So you went to see your mother?
Oh!
No, no, no, no, no. They protect me.
.
It's a bench-clearing brawl!
♪ Oh, I shall not be moved ♪
Mariska Hargitay, Guru Pitka.
And now, I'd like to apologize to Dame Judi Dench
My problem with men is the Bullard Curse.
You're just afraid of intimacy, or into-me-I-see.
Maurice, you must wear this chastity belt.
I'm sorry, I blacked out for a second. Have they dropped the puck?
♪ Is that all right ♪
that self-love is more important than being loved by others,
We're all tied up, folks, with only eight seconds left!
They were into doggy style before the missionary position?
Ball-gazer! Oh, My god! There You God!
The first thing is, an eye for an eye leaves everyone blind.
Getting invited to Join the Group This is my Day of Lucky!
Game seven will be in Toronto.
There has to be another way.
Oh, thanks, but I'll pass.
or words of wisdom.
♪ Barely getting by ♪ ♪ it's all taking and no giving ♪
♪ It's enough to drive you ♪ ♪ crazy if you let it ♪
I was ominous just then
And Oprah loves a great story.
♪ But you've got dreams ♪ ♪ he'll never take away ♪
Maurice?
Listen up! It's down to one game,
♪ Is not the words ♪ ♪ I want to hear from you ♪
Get up!
♪ I'm a joker ♪
I'm warning you, GP, my mom's tough.
TRENT: Wasting no time after his suspension, he is back!
Cherkov, relax!
(PITKA CHUCKLING)
Yeah.
Blowme
Now, if any of your other players have any professional catastrophe,
Maurice, you're not of Indian blood.
Feels good. I mean, tastes good. I mean, what?
♪ He plays his ♪ ♪ music in the sun ♪
You're dead, Roanoke!
I think you are an amazing guru, and...
Hello, Los Angeles Kings.
Shh.
And if I twist my thumb, I can make you crap yourself!
Well, I mean, there was one time in college.