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Wait, your watch costs more than my apartment.
Are these Nike slogans? Please just...
No, no, no, we're not splitting the bill.
number one...
What is that?
to look for your sunglasses?
Under 4 to play here in the first.
Is that okay?
You're building him up, and you're gonna let yourself in for a big fall.
about having them as soon as possible.
He's a very strong presence in our house.
to say he's the dad and raise the child.
It's a mistake. He's butt-dialing you.
Yeah. Yes, please.
That's because I walk a big dog.
Go. I'll go.
Yeah, it's been like 6 years since Sheila.
Hey, today was really fun.
Can we have one second?
and put myself out there, you know?
Amy, what did I miss?
And then just some Chipotle,
3 boys and 2 more boys.
Amy, it's Dianna. Hi, Dianna.
See how that's lighting up green?
I was reading your article about
Meryl is wearing a two-piece.
When you're married as long as me, you'll understand.
He works with some of the Knicks.
And there he is!
You can be my CrossFit Queen.
Why not? I did.
I didn't fuck Donald. I tried... Amy...
Like this?
You've been so sad lately.
No, don't do that! Toss it away.
until we figure it out, like your parents.
Yeah, but there's deal-breakers across the board with him.
You can speed it up a little bit faster, if you want.
Why is he yelling?
Yeah.
All off the record. Yeah, off the record. Totally.
Hey, so when do you think I'm gonna see you again?
She's like the fucking Exorcist.
Oh, no, I literally can't stomach sports.
My dad, um, is a rheumatologist
He was just a full-blown alcoholic.
Yes! You are my bitch, LeBron James!
Okay, maybe let's next-phase it up, you know?
Our bloodlines! That's... Yeah.
Ow!
That's really cool, Allister.
But I appreciate the thought.
I got you.
this kid, Brandon Lipinsky...
Oh! And you see these teeth? Yeah.
It's not relevant.
He punched me in the face and knocked out
Whoo!
I'm not in the mood for the jokes today.
You're ridiculous.
I feel high! That's incredible.
You ever seen a Cuyahoga sunset? No.
Cradle my bonch!
It's pretty sweet. Do you want a drink or anything?
"that I could possibly be?"
Hit me! I'm hitting you!
Sorry I'm late. No, it's okay.
Did you hear Johnny Depp is coming into the office today?
I'm learning about space
Sure, Daddy.
Not all of us can be Ferris Bueller and marry the star of Sex and the City.
My situation's much more complicated, you know.
I don't know.
He's gonna break your heart.
Please don't speak Chinese or whatever during sex.
What about a doll you only play with one day and never see again?
“Best sex you’ve ever had” guy is in jail
but really, it's just to show how great you are.
He was kind of racist,
Type 11 High
No, no, I appreciate the...
and these are my thoughts.
Aaron's been kind of pushing me to think bigger.
Remember Brandon?
Okay. And he's asleep.
I like you, Amy. I do, you know?
No, no, no. These girls work really hard. I treat them.
You can't just run when you get scared.
I'm so high right now.
Why are you smiling?
We're talking right now. What's going on?
You know what I mean, though.
"or am I gonna make decisions in my..."
On court? Yeah.
We're concerned about you.
I know what happens to a kid like that in the schoolyard.
I'm not gonna publish it here.
do you see his face?
Hey. Where have you been?
No, Amy! Whoa, whoa, whoa! What are you talking about, "goodbye"?
I don't really see it that way.
I read some of your stuff.
Show me pictures of your black friends
Makes it more fun.
Hey.
Can you just be real for a second?
So that's why me and Mom are getting divorced.
Have him call you Stepmother.
Yeah.
Look, this is ours. This is ours. Right? We made this.
It looks a lot worse than it actually is.
We really need to talk.
LeBron, Durant, Blake Griffin.
You said we were gonna stay up
You would get totally cut up.
to own a television set.
Dude, are you trying to split the bill?
"We Forgive You, Lance Armstrong",
Mom was so fuckable then.
Gay 101 And weak
Okay. Oh, whoa!
Yeah. Who would be yours?
I better hold on to these.
You have red, too?
I'm out of here. No, no, no.
Okay, so, that actually brings me
Oh!
like everything you do in your life
You got a new sign?
Right. So you're doing the article on me?
I could just eat you up. You know?
Are you there?
Oh, my God! He's calling.
Okay.
Anything can happen. Right.
. .
All right, goodbye.
Okay.
They're just gyrating.
"And his arena is a silent, antiseptic
I'll do the surgery and then we'll come back and we'll work this out.
Nikki.
You shouldn't have your phone on
Best way to grieve...
Since the beginning of training camp,
Yeah, you missed it.
Amy.
Just walk naturally for one second, please.
So, you're like...
Oh...
Really? Yeah, it's very good.
You need to focus if you want to take it to the next level.
I didn't know if I should let you sleep or not.
Aaron is playing the blame game.
just because they can skate fast
Your not gay She's boring
So, this is where I live.
“Best sex you’ve ever had” guy is in jail now
Uh, if I get out of here on time, yeah, we could watch it.
I don't think he'd ever touched a ball before.
I know.
- Mmm-hmm. - Okay.
Hurry up! Just sit tight, I'll be right over.
Why are you with me?
What's that rectangle?
Yes. No, I'm not gonna stay here. I just...
Yeah, thank you. It's a big opportunity.
for the first time right now?
Okay, so I broke the sleepover rule.
That's my "Aaron's apartment" toothbrush. I have two toothbrushes.
and all the celestial objects
Uh-huh! Oh!
I just want you to know, I really care about you, okay?
There was one thing, and I was, like, "I don't know."
Yeah.
You look amazing. Thank you so much.
You ruined things with Amy.
Do you have black friends?
Your muscles aren't the fucking problem.
Yeah. He was so small in the email, but he's shot up.
She got the Executive Editor position.
'Cause I'm sorry I wasn't nicer
Stop it. What's this?
It's great, but it's not the best I've ever had. You know?
Fuck that guy!
Am I not doing that right? No!
I like the Long Island Mediums.
I like him more than anybody.
you and I won't ever see each other again.
I don't even live in Cleveland.