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Yeah, I'll be right there. I'll be right there.
as they tip off another season
I need help with my dog.
You know what? Let's get some tunes on in this place.
Mmm-hmm.
My God! Oh, my God.
Oh. Right.
"where he's about to sew Amare Stoudemire's
Okay, let me try. Okay.
Mom did everything when we were growing up.
I don't know why we treat these athletes like heroes
Whoa!
Do you know who that was?
So, does she have a foreign accent
What does this do?
Thank you so much for letting me come in.
It does bother me that you smoke pot,
Whoo!
Oh! No! I'm on your side!
How you feeling, buddy? Good.
She really lit into me last night.
Uh, do you want a coffee? Hey, could we get a coffee?
Are you there?
Yeah, it's "calypso." Man, that's pretty early for a safe word.
and put whatever you want in it,
I'm not okay, Kim.
We did. I mean, it's a shithole.
they feel safe in his hands.
his response was
Amar'e. What's up, Doc?
We had a kid like that. Stewie.
What if I forget to flush the toilet,
I'm just trying to intimidate him.
Mmmm-mmm
He's my best friend.
If you just met that dude at a CVS,
All right.
Are you okay, Doc?
Are you serious? There's a popping sound,
He's a reaction from the muscle-bound Knucklehead,
Do you mind if I grab you just for a minute? To go over some things.
Clear your mind and say whatever pops in it, okay?
What do you think?
"Time is ticking.
in terms you can understand.
Yeah? Yeah.
Whoa! Easy, dude. I'm a working man, too.
I think I rolled it.
Here?
Shit.
I ate your patron!
Yeah. Talk about the first time you saw me.
Amy, don't forget to hydrate, babe.
You know what? No, I can't.
Okay.
You're just talking about raping him.
Oh, yeah. I'm all over that.
Can you come over?
No, that's not what I'm doing.
Yeah. Oh!
What happened? Nothing.
I'm taking a rain check. No, no, no.
know everything about everything?
Yeah, that's it. Okay.
but not the combo.
I'd love to get raviolis.
Ew!
Two is tight. It's tight.
All right, buddy.
all around her apartment.
and beating them up.
Did you guys make love?
Booze, pot, drugs, and a place to live!
fucking each other with Viagra day and night, God forbid.
You win.
I know. I know.
And you know what she said? She said,
You can be my CrossFit queen
So, you get butterflies when you hear his name?
No.
They have great raviolis.
Hit you?
I was gonna ask you to marry me.
I'm not okay, Aaron. I'm concerned about you.
Kim's the best.
I haven't eaten much today.
I'll have some more.
Lunch is on you, buddy!
No, it's not.
Yeah, one's a lesbian. Now.
do you always use a tape recorder?
Looking sharp, man. Thanks.
or kick a ball in a net.
I was assigned this.
So the HBM shows how your muscles
I won't put any of that in the article, if you don't want.
I would love to be the one to help you with your dog.
Our journey's over now because I probably won't see you,
He doesn't know his birthday.
What are you talking about?
Yeah.
That's killer.
Ah!
Nikki, shut it down. Come on. Bring it down, bring it down.
Is this coke?
Alaska.
That's ridiculous.
There you go. See, that's real nice.
Yeah, where did you find him?
It's very sharp.
Because you're LeBron James.
How does this work?
Do you own this place? Are you renting it?
Can you name 9 major league teams
So, are you gonna work at the magazine after the internship?
Oh! Thank you, buddy. Thanks.
Yeah. Yeah?
to a male who is neither attractive nor masculine.
Check.
and then I got really high and tripped on my bong.
You want to see pictures on my phone of my black friends?
I'm Tony Romo.
Like early Willis. Totally.
Oh, this thing? That was a gift.
Honey! Honey! No! No!
If I kiss the belly hard enough,
I haven't been to a baby shower in years.
We tried a ball.
Yes, you love the doll.
He thought it was payback. He thought it was karma.
Yeah.
Why don't you take a little arthritis medication
There's your box.
On! Amy!
Is he okay?
No, I mean, Allister's your step-child
When a guy hits on you
I was wondering if you wanted to, um, hang out again.
Am I not communicating this right?
Yeah, I know Superman was created in Cleveland.
Girl!
I don't know. Did you?
We are doing this right now.
I don't get the joke angle.
We never said we were exclusive.
Chris, don't hit on Aaron.
and got pregnant with a child.
Amy?
- About Allister. - Amy?
Can't spell "victory" without "T-R-Y."
I think I'd be pretty good.
When I was 11,
Can I get the check, please? He understood.
That's how this works.
So that was disgusting. Yeah.
Look at me. Deep breath in.
Yeah, he did. I'm happy for him.
Hold on, hold on.
No, no, no.
Oh! You going downtown?
What's that, Amy? Your thoughts?
I think Aaron's great. I really like him.
that you use, is it?
Oh, that's great.
I'm just a sexual girl, okay?
It's insane, man.
There you go. See, that's real nice.
Did you know Superman was created in Cleveland?
Chris Evert hitting on Aaron hard.
How's it going? Amy, what's happening?
Amy, breathe. It's fine. He's great.
No, I wanna be doing this with you.
Thank you, Marv.
best friends with your main doll?
but I think I'm doing okay.
Um... If you want to maybe come by tomorrow...
Aaron, you have to take a risk. You have to. Yeah, you're right.
And two scones. They were, like, super small.
This is just a little more sedative to relax you.
and we go in and help people.
Hi. Hi.
whether garlic makes semen taste any different.
You know what I mean?
Can you validate my parking, please?
Okay, let's do it. Okay.
You're all right. You're okay.
Oh, yeah. I think I saw one of his soda commercials.
Taxi!
Wake up, Aaron!
He was on a lot of anesthesia. He fell.