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or someone's getting their hand cut off.
You heard that one.
I suggest you spend some quality time together just you and your hand. Tie a shoe, toss a salad. Do any of the two hand activities that you’ll miss the most.
Just-- it's so weird.
And you thought you guys were millionaires.
Right?
proceed unchecked?
♪ she's got a way-- ♪
Johnny Depp.
or for a brain surgeon?
Because I happened to answer a "help wanted" ad
[In cockney accent] You don't have a plan!
than a receptionist, but why?
Mm-hmm.
That's really nice.
- Really? - Yeah, industry secret.
It's not even real yet,
I like Scarface 'cause I'm black.
[Snorts]
You know, I never did it, but for your 30th birthday,
Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes.
for one of the teams.
Yep, she's done.
- This is for a news audition? - Yeah.
No, maybe, okay? Let me think about it.
[Exhales] and it's mine now, because I stole it.
Guess I'll just head over to the mall then,
Oh, this is a lovely pen,
Yes, but there's-- Wait. Oh!
- That was-- that was a surprise. - Are you kidding me?
- Thank you, Andy. - I'm not doing it for you.
- Yep. - That's funny.
- I'll call you later. - Okay.
I don't know.
That you thought you were millionaires.
Well, it could be a nice letter.
I mean, what if the ad had been for a CEO
Kevin, stop it with that question.