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Ok just calm down! What the hell are we doing here, Harry?!
I don’t usually smoke meat for just anyone...
Bring ’em up!
After you read peer review comments & you know exactly who wrote them.
When you spend the weekend covering ER, staying in a hospital room with no WiFi and cable channels that skip ..
Nice Hooter!
Chase Core
I CAN GET 70 MILES TO THE GALLON ON THIS HOG
Two lucky teams are going to get a great QB from the portal
What I meant was...
When Carolyn shouts
Excuse me.
There's nowhere to work in this company
Oh yeah I do this all the time
Not bad. Got impeached again.
Take it out
Hey Martha, I got worms!! We're gunna specialize in selling worm farms
Can't you just feel it, Harry?
kick his ass dkass
i just need to clean the smoker!!
Ok just calm down! What are we doing here, Harry?!
Thank you. Okay, but it’s time. No!
- No offense. - No. None taken.
Stella, beautiful. Bon appétit, Stella.
Here, it's a little loose. You might wanna...
- Yeah - Yeah
Coming through.
see this? that's a whale claim
...it's Mary.
Oh, alors j'ai une petite chance !
No. No, no, no, Lloyd.
Make it 4 Boilermakers
On second thought 8:45
LSU FANS TO THOMPSON…..
mmmkay
Is it 10 a.m. yet?
Paul
Name's Christmas, Lloyd Christmas.
Check please
I’m late for a luncheon
Make it four Boilermakers
UTAH’S BACK IN THE G5
For God's sakes just give me the damn pick, KC or Denver!
Nothing, nada, zip!
- The alarm alone cost me 200. - Hey, chicks love it.
Ok run the ball
You mean I went halfway through elden ring With 5% reduced hp?!
I’l take you
For God's sake just give me the damn total!
How come I didn't get a Stimmy?
It’s a lot easier if you just lay back
I was way off!
I can get 70 miles to the gallon on this hog.
Put these on there too
You’ll have to excuse my friend. He’s a little slow
Oh, man. I'm sorry, Harry.
A tad?
We'll be meticulous to the last penny. Whatever we borrow, we pay back.
You guys go ahead.
What do you mean?
G-day, Mate!
.
She actually talked to me man.
Me, when gas hits $6 per gallon
Olivia: Hi … Cory? Cory:
How the hell do they know I like cream cheese?
Când ai mei își dau cu părerea de videochat ce aud eu când intră banii în cont
He's had this pair of extra kegs this whole time?
Pumps, To the Lay Person
I'm gonna go to the store.
Let’s put another DJ on the barbie!
The white zone is for...
Traded the truck for it, straight up
What kind of stuff?
Nuh-uh. Nuh-uh. Yeah. Oh, yeah.
Don’t worry, we’ll catch our dub too…
We stayed in a place just like this. Wasn't this classy, but you know, nice.
What are you talking about, wimped out?
Bob, you’re embarrassing me.
When Susan Sharko says......"Thank You"
- Act normally, you know. - Yeah, don't you see?
That Adam Schefter’s Full of shit man
We hate goodbye's!!!
It just doesn't seem like you packed much.
tonight i'll be eating 70 kaleburgers and a prawn tartlet from wasabi warriors in chinkaterra. tonight i'll be eating a caramel kebab skewer and 6 lime cocktail wraps from fortunate gardens in south east perth.
- Hi. - Hi.
I have this cousin... Well, I had this cousin. He's like, pbbt.
Tell her I'm rich, and I'm good looking and I have a rapist's wit
we have lived exactly 3 miles apart this whole time?
who's filling in for britney jefferies? skye krichel.
...where I'd do anything to bone her.
Pills are good. Pills are good!
Well, Lloyd, that's difficult to say. We really don't...
I swallowed a big June Bug while we were driving. I’m not really hungry.
Yeah, well, you are.
Man, I am one pathetic LOSER
That sounds like a dare Harry.
Get her.
He must Workout
- Come on, ready? - No, no, no.
Femur… I was way off
Mr. perfect! I guess I forgot you never ever make a mistake
I just thought he was real quiet.
You want an Atomic Pepper, Mr. Mentalino?
Big place?
THIS TOILET DOESN'T FLUSH PLEASE PICK ANOTHER STALL
Sir, did you ever hear of the concept of other people?
That's as good as money sir. Those are ghsp turkey bucks
Yeah..I’m always sitting on my boxers.
You really sucked tonight!
- I promise. - Thank you.
He must not work out
Uh-oh.
Like in a head-on crash or flying off a cliff or getting trapped under a gas truck.
Brenda Paul
Nic!
Life on the road
No way.
Yeah, right.
Remember LIGHT FUSE AND RUN AWAY
.
DIE!
Oh that pisses me off That pisses me right off
It was just a goof!
I Got Worms.
We're stuck in a YARN Hole
You were supposed to grab that bag so we could end this shit.
What was all that one-in-a-million talk?
I’m talking about a little place called tramor at the oaks apartments
- Watch the seat. - Okay.
Mary Christmas.
I don't have the energy to start another type curve area
You better Not be fooling...
Sure you can La La La
Eric wanted to see you again. He told me that.
Yeah, I know.
Hi, Petey.
Hello there…. Remember me?
Dog For the lay person
excuse me, flor
...but, don't you think you might be jumping the gun a little bit?
Okay, okay, you're kissing me.
How the hell do they know That i got gas
- Let me help you. - No, no, no.
.
I’m gonna count to 3. 1… Okay, it’s off!
MSNBC: suspects don't pose a threat to policy cuz they wear armor police: but what if they shoot us in the face?
Why don't you Pay up and I’ll tell you
who's filling in for jimmy hausen? kat mckiss.
Oklahoman's.. Although slow and dangerous behind the wheel Can serve a purpose!
Hey, guys. Oh, Condoms, huh? All right.
Go ahead. Open it up.
I can't feel my fingers anymore, Lloyd.
Why don’t you click the link and it’ll tell you
NO OFFENSE.
Pick me up!
Can I show you how to read the graph you linked me? Numbers with dots are small and numbers with commas are big..
Hahaha you deserve it
You've had this Margaritaville®️ Margarita machine this whole time?
What’s that supposed to mean?
They're very nice.
YOU'RE IT. YOU'RE IT.
Looks like we're not as good as friends as we thought as we were
For God’s sake Just give me the damn blowie
Something like that.
Yeeeahh, we're in Mexico...
- What more could two single guys ask for? - How about some food?
Getting ready for the ball
Iowa. A place where the butter flows like wine.
I don’t know Lloyd The French are assholes
Hey, guys.
I like it Palat.
Fell off the jet way again.
What was all that "wait for you to watch it together " talk
Kiss my ass! Both cheeks, both lips, right here!
.
Yeeeahh, we're in Mexico...
You remembered my name.
Goodnight, my lo...
Well, come on, Cinderella, we gotta get you ready for the ball.
- So how are you involved with them? - Oh, I... You know, I've trained them.
That toilet doesn't flush
She was definitely worth the trip.
I hate goodbyes
A place where the info flows like wine...
Hey Ralph ol buddy ol pal.
Crypto huh? Welp. See ya later!
- I beg your pardon? - That's what we're gonna call it.
What are you talking about?
Rich
Don’t you go dying on me
Chiefs V NFL Guaranteed a Hard Fought D
I'm just sitting down to a nice meal with our boys.
Hey, Harry, I got some beef jerk...
No, I've...
We hate goodbye's!
Minerals eh? Well, see ya later
Why don't you get your vaccine and we'll tell ya
Did you pay the phone bill?
I DON’T KNOW LLOYD THE FRENCH ARE ASSHOLES
We’re really doing it, aren’t we buddy?!?
Get a sub and we'll tell ya
...and then they slapped this bulletproof vest on me and gave me a gun.
Pussy....... Pussy
- There you go. - Thank you, sir.
Here, here.
Tell Her I'm Rich & I'm Good Looking & I Have a Rapist Wit!
You Yes
Nicholas, my family trusted you.
Okay, what time does it...? What time does that leave?
Wait a minute.
You totally Redeem yourself!
Not if you count the gurgling sound
Yeah, who isn’t?
I swallowed a big June bug when we were driving. I'm not really hungry.
Cha taking about a referral I don’t care!
You know why I like you Mikey? Because you’re a regular guy.
Lisa: (Demi agrees)
I Desperately Wanna Make Love To An adwizard
- Okay. - Especially you, Mary.
Be strong
Olivia: Hi Cory Cory:
I drove you to the airport last week.
Put out the vibe
our coaches' heads are falling off!
For God’s sake just start the damn game!!
She gave me crap about me not listening to her enough or something.
Hey, hey, hey.
He touched my leg
C'mon Cinderella We got to get your ready for the ball
How the hell do they know that i got gas?
Big grove, huh? Alright! Welp! See ya later
why don’t you make your bet and we’ll tell you
I didn't really have a lot to do, you know
Moved to Arizona and out of my life.
Pretty shoes
AND I STAND BY MY PERFORMANCE
You mean 10:00 at night?
There ya go Trump…..
You've had this extra maple syrup this whole time?
Haha
- What do you mean you don't bet? - I don't bet.
What the Hell are we Doing Here?
here, put us down for 4 incase we want seconds
A schoolboy who desperately wants to make sweet, sweet love to you.
So you're telling me no hypercard
Congrats steph
Pussy!
Hi.
Tell her I'm rich and I'm good-looking and I have a rapist wit.
Flatten the curve my ass
Thank you, Lloyd.
Hey Trey ole buddy ole pal
On second thought you might just wanna run a comb through 'EM