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I didn't really have a lot to do, you know...
I don't even want to do this Lloyd do you want to get revenge or not
When my dad inevitably asks “why would you wake up early to run…on Thanksgiving?!”
yes beryl brialyerette? what do you want? i want to do some cankletiling in casurina.
What are you gonna do?
Cold beer, a hot tub and paper-thin walls.
Where’s the booze
Hey martha
Having fun?
Harry.
Fred Helbling finding out SAV bull sale average
Kick his ass, Sea Bass!
We gotta get out of this town.
Fireball!!!
Statistically, you're more likely to get killed on the way to the airport.
That's a risk we were willing to take
stop it! stop it! whop whop whacky dracky stinks puss let it go flat how do you like it barbie bike dracky mueller well don't do it to me then that's a pupuncherszone shockerzones zonk a 24/7 dose of your own medicine see how others feel well don't start can i whiper your tous so don't ask again
I don't gamble. Pussy, pussy.
YOU HEARD! THOSE WERE
Nuh-uh. Nuh-uh. Yeah. Oh, yeah.
My friend Harry and I have every intention of fully reimbursing you.
Oh that pisses me off That pisses me right off
How nice for your crow. Bread plate is on left.
Thank you. Okay it’s time. Let’s turn the iPad off now please, shut it down. I’m gonna count to 3. 1… 2… 2/12… 2 3/4… You are not listening. You’re not listening!
I've never felt this way about anybody.
Fubo is gooooood! Fubo is gooooood!
This is me changing Azucena’s Diapers
Stop!
Who’s the dead man that hit me with the red ball
Why don’t you guys Stop acting like a couple of pussies
Look, I can't have these guys running around Aspen.
Come on, flush, you bastard.
...annual
Go to your room right now beat it!
Passenger Warren Passion...
I got a confession to make.
Yeah, you said it, pal.
Where are we going to go??
What do you think the chances are.. of guy like you and girl like me… Getting lunch.
She's gonna leave the briefcase near the escalator.
Who's got the roast beef Au jus?
These pooches are not gonna need any primping. You know why? Because I bathed and clipped them groomed them myself.
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Get his ass, Barrabas
Donny, you sold some shitty shoes to some MAGA retards?
Don’t you go dying on me. You still have to finish my taxes...
I'm talking about a little place called Kenwood.
Now, which one of you losers wants to get it first?
- So stop going. - I'm still...
Still wanna go to Aspen
We don't have enough money to sleep!
When your baby starts to puke on you for the third time in an hour Just go man
What if it's a draw?
.
One time, we successfully mated a pit bull with a wiener dog.
- Hi. - Hi.
The toilet doesn't flush.
Sure. Whatever you think will help your chances.
Kick his ass, T. Bass!
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Take it easy David... It was just a goof
Sea Bass and the fellas offered to pick up our check.
Fell off the jetway again
I'm not seeing it here, Lloyd.
Where's the booze?
I'm gonna kill you. I'm gonna kill you, Lloyd.
This is the Hotel Danbury presidential suite, gentlemen.
Why don’t you guys both stop acting like a couple of pussies And go at the same time
275 thou. gunna want to hang onto that one
…but Bevo’s got the Q
Why don’t you watch Cocker and I’ll tell ya.
It's more tingly than hot.
Look at the funbags on that hosehound
If it ain't my old friend.
Well, see you later.
BE STRONG
Where have you been?
Pull over.
I just figured we were raging alcoholics!
I expected the Rockies to be more rocky than this
Hurry, I'm pitching it.
graham & mason you'd better not been fooling
Hold that.
Kiss my ass! Both cheeks, both lips, right here!
...then our friendship isn't worth a damn. We should call quits right now.
BIRTH YEAH
- Thanks. Here you go. - Oh, no, Mary.
You just tell me where to sign bud...
Betting the over…
- Huh? - Pull over.
When people tell me they don't support small & local businesses
Me negotiating a car sale
I know this isn't the best time, but when you get a chance to pull over...
ex CN Employee terminated for filming sex tapes
I was just...shaving!!
Well, could you do me a favor and watch my stuff here...
De Gea
The bottle's almost full and I'm still going.
Oh, I'm... Anyway, the real reason I came over here was to...
…and Bevo won’t put the damn Cindy down!
Hey! Coming!
Graham
I don’t know, Mazz. The French are assholes.
This calls for a little of the bubbly
Good, good.
9 inches in Holmes. Hahah
Relax, you're golden
Can't be too careful.
When your tired but it’s only 2:00
We can be classy and sophis... Look at the funbags on that hosehound.
Don't worry about a thing, Mrs. Neugyburger.
I didn’t get an invite. How come I didn’t get an invite?
Betta not be foolin
When the world ending
Pick em up!
- Mock - Yeah
You can't plus a max! It's already at max! You can't plus a max!
OK
Micah Parsons You might want to block him
Hey!
You sure learn that 1st part Har!!!
Kick his ass, Sea Bass.
touch blue to make it true
...good day, mate.
You sure learned that 1st part of har!
What Do You Mean? Don't Deny It, Clifford.”
Lobby bar Right in the lobby
Rapist wit
It’s a love momento…
Hi
Happy Thanksgiving
- Why should I do you any favors? - I'll let you kiss me.
You better not be foolin!
When Maleia asks me if I am going surfing
But why don't we make it quarter to 8?
Got room for one more If you still wanna go to winstar
Traded Texas for D.C., straight up.
Eat it now!!!
You go straight ahead and you make a left over the bridge.
Every owner of an electric fat bike:
- The ulcer? - I'll live.
I Hate Goodbyes We will always have Davenport
Move to the suburbs of Chicago and we’ll tell you about it.
What happened, Harry?
You thought I’d forget
who's filling in for emma cathcart emma raw and emma di agostino? gillian southam.
So you're telling me there's a chance.
- I beg your pardon. - The owls. They're beautiful.
I like it elote
Yeah, he was pretty old
Saved a seat for ya
That sounds like a dare, Harry.
- That sounds like a dare, Harry. - It's a double dare.
We've got no Greg, we've got no Ray
Samsonite. I was way off.
Nashville TN after Sandhagen’s performance
You know, like ant farms?
No. I say we stay here, we hunt for jobs and we keep saving our money...
How’s your green burger?
Killer boot, man!
Harry. Wait up.
What was all that Bowling Green talk?
- Okay, just calm down. - What the hell are we doing here, Harry?
What do you mean?
Gimme that booze, you little pumpkin pie hair-cutted freak!
It feels like I’m running in a very rapid pace
Oh, no. Listen, this is silly.
Lloyd, right?
They were seen headed west on I-80 towards Colorado.
Murder Bunnies sound good…I’ll have that
She's gonna be thrilled to see you.
We'll keep track all the money we spend with IOU's.
What do you say we change seats? I've been driving for nine straight hours.
Don’t you go dyin on me!
A lot.
She must work out...
Uh-huh.
Sheer genius.
It's a love memento.
Take it easy David It was just a goof
no its a gif but thanks for noticing
Maybe we should trash the place, send him a little message.
Sore is good… Sore is goooooood!
YOU CAN'T DO THAT YOU CAN'T TRIPLE DODGE A DOUBLE DODGE LLOYYYDDD
Here, put us down for... Put us down for four.
What?
...or I'll be banging you right now.
It was a good one.
I mean, ohio's got worms in its ohioana
What if I put a pepper in your mouth and the next you learned it's your fault?
Mm. Mm-mm.
Footlong!! Who’s got the footlong?!
Come on.
Coooool
...of 23 endangered species.
KILLER WORKOUT MAN!
Lord Russ said that?
The white zone is for the immediate loading and unloading of passengers only.
conservative talk show hosts, though slow and dangerous behind the mic
Ok get those!
Life’s a fragile thing, Har
I
Just give me the damn number!
It's not so bad
Pinnacle Friday? Mmm. That sounds good. I’ll have that.
Excuse me.
Eat up or we'll murder you!
- Get the gun. - Look out, look out.
You mean you're gonna go out in public dressed in tights?
The COTUS
So... Where ya headed?
HARRY, YOU'RE ALIVE
They're driving an '84...
Say, are you guys going to Davenport?
.
Amy, You’d better not be fooling
Memorial of Tampa Thanks!!!!
...he makes sure she gets her luggage. That's my whole philosophy.
What am...?
So You're Telling Me There's A Chance.
Let’s put another, DJ, on the barbie!
Petey didn't even have a head!
here, put us down for 4incase we want seconds
hey
im about to make this disappear learned this trick from my momma!
And I'll tell you something else.
- Here, here, here. Go. - Okay.
my car died and I'm.. late for a luncheon
wjo's filling in for claire howell? glynn white.