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I want you to get up here, lie down on the front seat.
Russo,
Yes!
I'm sick and tired of being a loser.
Oh, well, pardon me Mrs Perfect!
But wait, but you... We're supposed to talk about all expenditures, Lloyd.
I hate when women do that, you know?
Alright, I read ya
Where middle-aged men instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano...
Nice knees… they yours? Both of em??
I'm talking about a little place called Buffalo.
CJ and the fellas offered to pick up my check.
SIG HQ A PLACE WHERE THE COFFEE FLOWS LIKE WINE
Nicholas, my family trusted you.
Mary.
Knew it started with an "S" though
And You're A Horrible Shot
That's not what I meant.
Test
Not really.
Hey, Glenn, Old Buddy, Old Pal!
Deep
When your crush gets in a relationship “I’m so happy for you”
I put two and two together
That was genius Lloyd, Sheer genius!
Suck me sideways.
Hey Mike You never called
And we already got the tuxes.
What
Statistically, you're more likely to get killed on the way to McAllisters
Could I have some pistachios, please?
Let's not
Partybox?
What was all that 11:30am talk about?
You mean you don't even know her?
Pick Wags up!
TFL vs Munga
Killer Plaque, man
WHAT ARE YOU, A CAMEL?!
Excuse me, Fleau?
Here's your happy place.
What the hell are we doing here Harry?
Oh, no. I'm fine. I saved a seat for you.
- We used to be best friends. - Yeah, until he turned into a backstabber.
Just let it out. Have a good cry. Come on.
what became of brandon and jake? they went on to
No, you go ahead.
When I think Bungie couldn't possibly be dumber... They share power and totally redeem themselves!
These guys aren't just anybody.
Bobcat! Si!
But what if they shot you in the chest?
So where you headed?
That’s a special feeling
which perfume are you gonna buy? black door sî emporio armani immortal 89000023ml eau de parfum pour femme.
Puppy must workout
You little pumpkin pie hair-cutted freak!
I don’t know Doug, the French are assholes
Nice going, buddy.
You'll have to excuse my friend... He's a little slow.
it's a double dare.......
Yeah, okay. You're on.
- No, you go first. No, you go first. - No, you go first.
How'd you guess?
Vance's house is Back that way
Test Teat
Those rat bastards. They're rubbing it right in our faces.
Maybe he just had a change of heart.
It’s time to ride!!
Okay.
Huh, I expected the Rocky Mountains to be a little rockier than this"
I thought I heard you talking to someone.
Shut up.
Bartender
- Watch the seat. - All right.
ANT Man really did that?!?
For God's sakes just give me the damn name!
Yeah?
You'll have to excuse my friend. He's a little slow.
Are you okay man? It was just a goof
maybe she just had a change of heart
When your client talks bad about themselves
Keep it under 275k
Ok lloyd Aspen it is
Quit playing around.
Poconos
The least you can do is level with me.
Wow we finally did it
You Drove Almost A Sixth Of The Way Across The Country In The Wrong Direction!
That sounds like a dare harry
goodbye Jaquez…
Guys! Guys! Guys!
KC Chiefs V NFL Offenses GUARANTEED
Die!
That’s an option - that’s as good as money
Home. I'm walking home.
He's got a gun!
My main area of expertise is Canines DOGS.. to the layperson
Hey.
Oh, I did. I did. Come here.
When I fall I love…. …even when I realize their bad for me.
For god's sake, just do the damn jump scare already!
But I have an electric car and solar panels. Gio…Gio!!
I'm going home now don't you you dare kill me
For god sakes, just show us some damn titties!
- Mock - Si
- But, Marry? - I'm sorry, Harry.
They yours? Both of em?
What's that?
Excuse me, gentlemen. This is a $500-a-plate dinner. Good night.
That's as good as money, sir.
Hi.
You can't triple stamp a double stamp. You... Lloyd. Lloyd.
French are assholes
DAY YEAH
yes beryl iryle? why is the G missing? because i lost it in gianyar.
POV: When your buddy says they’re gonna quit the coworking and just WFH
But he was chowing a burger next he finally died
...these wonderful creatures will flourish once more.
Y don't you eat up and we'll tell ya lol
Andy.... You really wimped out man
Excuse my friend, he’s a little slow… The hockey game is back that way.
move to ellensburg? you better not be foolin'
I gotta introduce you to a buddy of mine.
HAPPY YEAH
What The Hell Are We Doing Here Randy
Petey?
Hey DROI OLD BUDDY OLD PAL
Hey, Harry, old buddy, old pal
And I stand by my performance.
did you pay the internet bill?
COOL 酷爽
The most beautiful woman alive.
Youujustletmeayikillyou
Stuff
...just to bury the hatchet.
There's two of them. One of them's got a gun.
So you’re telling me there’s a chance……..
What The Hell Are We Doing Here Randy
Bottom Top
No, no, the briefcase isn't even ours. Some lady left it at the airport.
Oh come on Michael
More Tweets huh...All right!
Let's not
When your crush gets a new man
Oh.
Hi, y'all.
Country’s falling apart, life is pointless…
I never have and I never will. Pussy.
They called the ambulance and then they hit the road.
People around me today
Man, you are one pathetic loser.
You know what really chaffs my ass, though??
I
Uh but I don't want to eat it.
…but what if she falls on her face?
While 737’s are old and have lots of analog gauges They still do serve a purpose
They yours?
What is this? What is this? Where's all the money?
Oh, really? Any unusual breeding?
Yeah, the meme was pretty old.
...inside the home of the Menendez brothers' attorney.
I
For Gods sake .... Just give me the God Damn Number!!!
- I don't upgrade. - Pussy, pussy.
This didn't come out of our travel fund.
You drove almost a sixth of the way across the country In the wrong dimension!
I can get 70 miles a gallon on this hog
Excuse me, gunman.
Come on. Give me that booze, you little pumpkin-pie-haircutted freak.
YIPPEE
- Annual. - ...annual meeting of...
Straight up
You remembered my birthday.
Corn fields remind me of Iowa
Seabass and the fellas offered to payoff our student loans
. .
Where did you find that?
- No? - Nope.
ALISHA SO YOU'RE TELLING ME THERES A CHANCE
Hey.
I can do what I want thank you very much
No one cares
She must have meant 10:00 at night
You’re telling me I just watched the entire 96 min Little House On the prairie pilot for nothing?!
I'll have the waitress bring it over immediately.
Yeah
A place where burpees flow like a merlot
Excuse me, Fleau?
Yeah. We’re in the playoffs…
Checks got a gun!
Well, if that guy at the table over there is Dave Trapp
Come on Cinderella, we've got to get you ready for the ball!
Jake
We got no liquidity We got no yield
Well, if that guy over there is Matt Harold Well, if that guy over there is Matt Harold
Ok! Kill him!
Where middle-aged men instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano
Really?
You Drove Almost a Sixth of the Way Across the Country In the Wrong Direction!
- No, I'm not... That's not... - Come on, please. Oh, Har, please.
KISS KISS KISS AND KISS
you can't triple dip a double dip!
Well if that schedule over there says Bucks-Heat...
Uh, yeah. We’re playing poker.
Got a little nippy going through the pass, huh, Har?
That tuxedo, it's fabulous.
Huh, I expected the Colorado River would a little more rivery than this Yeah, that John Denver’s full of shit man
Soccer To the layperson
$275, might want to hang on to that one
my names Joe miles watch me make take this down with one bite
Dieee
- Them who? - Them. The guys who whacked Mental.
Well then we’re set
You gonna eat that?
I CAN GET 70 MILES TO THE GALLON ON THIS HOG
Where’s the booze?
Okay, that's enough.
PY YEAH
You know, I don't think we have enough gas money.
Bye.
One time, we successfully mated a bulldog with a Shih Tzu.
I got worms
I'll show you a happy place.
We’ll come on Cinderella We gotta get you ready for the ball
How was your day?
You sure learned that 1st part har!
you've had this ssd the entire time
Epic Escapes Dark Seas
Let's play Worms
We can't let on that anything's wrong.
Wow. Mm.
No. In the movie...
Talk about being in the wrong place at the wrong time.
Look, just tell it to me. I got a really good memory.
POV: When your buddy says their gonna quick the coworking and just WFH
you heard. those.
MELISSA: did you get another dog? ME...
Wes just answer the damn question!
I don’t wanna bore you… Thanks
So he said, Do you love me? And they say, No...
- But I gotta go. What am I supposed to do? - Well...
Your name is Harry, isn't it?
This
About a week later, out of the blue she sends me a John Deere letter.
Nicholas. What are you doing here?
Anyways..