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PICK EM UP!!!
Already Got The Tux
Just go, man.
Well, if that guy at the table over there is Sea Bass...
So I wanna go someplace where we know somebody...
For God’s sake just gimme the damn number!”
that ben golan is full of shit, man
Hey, where did you get those?
Hey, maybe it was a coincidence.
Well, if that Harwell over there is Ernie
Listen to me. I feel like a schoolboy again.
For God's sakes just give me the damn whiskey!
...more like one out of a million.
No humping, no pushing, no sniffing heinies.
Saddle up partner
Bring em’ up!
- You just wait right here, okay? - Okay.
The last thing we need is bad luck
I like it a lot!
That Aaron Rodgers is full of shit man.
Yeah We're In The Gaylord Rockies
Put these on there too
Yeah.
Well, see ya later
That pisses me off That pisses me right off
Julia your business Depends on you answering your phone
When Randy bullies you BE STRONG
A place where burpees flow like merlot
- We can't afford to buy them drinks. - Shh.
Sea bass said that?
You'll have to excuse my friend.... He's a little slow
we usually don't pick up SE's
What was all that Stevie talk?
McCaffrey and Mitchell….. So you’re telling me there’s a chance
First time I set eyes on Mary Swanson...
HOME! LLOYD! I’M WALKING HOME!
- Hey... - Do you realize what you've done?
I bet I can get you gambling before the end of the day
Two hundred and seventy-five thou. Might wanna hang on to that one.
we've had thier DNA bubbles haven't we? we have.
BETTER NOT BE FOOLIN
Why would Eric want to stay at your AFC?
Dang
Bartender…
no, wait a second
Split you like an old piece of firewood.
we've lived only 3 miles apart from eachother the whole time?
Sleeping in huh? Welp see yah later
Ben
I mean I remember Them talking about it
I'LL JUST BE MORE CAREFUL THEN I'LL NEVER HAVE AN ACCIDENTAL FALL AGAIN
Race you to the top.
Boy this party really died
Bring 'em in!
Dumb & Dumb
HAP YEAH
You heard him. Those were his last words.
Yeah, unless you wanna work 40 hours a week.
Pick em’ up
What's the soup du jour? It's the soup of the day
Hey, hey, hey. Here they come.
What’s the matter? Some little Philly break your heart?
You’ve had this extra key this whole time?!?
You’d keep your mouth shut if you knew what was good for ya, Buddy.
Whaddaya mean??
Nick
She what? Huh?
I'm talking about a little place called Kenwood
Huh, I expected the Colorado River would be more rivery than this Yeah, that John Denvers full of shit man
ANT really did that?!?
Saw it in a movie once.
having fun?
Yeah.
He's kindest, gentlest man I've ever met. Will you meet him?
For Gods sake just give me the d**** number!
w ya bum and she yanked all the hairs out! yes gayle got it on sex tape don't rape me george! i don't wanna see your dermatitis wiped off DNA bubble mouth swollen lines snot woogles! boing yes faye with ya leg curvy arch flishtals hairs that joy waxed off like: "riiiiiiip!" with ya gangles and ya interconnecting poo eye ganglions it's a trio for patricia ianconetti!
i got worms We're gonna specialize in selling worm farms and books about ohio and by ohio authors
*sobbing*
Passenger Warren Passion, please pick up the white courtesy phone.
Hey guys, Energy weapons huh? Alright
Hey, watch it!
What it's like when Obi and Indy get riled up.
Wanna jump on the bike with me? We can go get it. Unless...
Last but not least, footlong.
Oh, yeah, bitch.
Our pitchers arms are falling off!
...our pets' hamstrings are falling off!
YEP!
I hate goodbyes.
who's filling in for brendan jowett? taniesha moore.
I got bites
I think you kids will have a wonderful time. What do you say?
What was all that leaving at 10:00 talk?
What's the matter... ...little tense about the flight?
Boy, this party really died.
You just tell me where to sign, bud
Come on. Come on, come on.
Memorial it Tampa
- She's gonna buy me a diamond ring - She's gonna buy me a diamond ring
I'm talking about a little place called 360.
Harry, why haven't you dropped those dogs off at the show yet?
Thanks a lot, Harry.
How do they know I got gas?
I had plans. I had things I wanted to do.
Might want to hang onto that one
Oh, I'm moving to Aspen.
- Hey, bartender, two martinis, please. - Yes, sir. Right away.
Get out of here
What the hell do you want?
Pullover No, it's a cardigan, but thanks for noticing.
You want me to drive?
- Can't triple stamp a double stamp. - You can.
Pick 'EM UP! Pick 'EM UP!
Be right out.
Pull your vehicle to the side of the road.
Uh...yeah ...we're on Skull Island
We don't have enough money to get home! We don't have enough money to eat!
...and you will never find it...
You remembered my name...
Oh, I got a better idea.
Maybe they just had a change of heart.
Sounds good, I'll have that
I don't think he's gonna get that message
Please, believe me. I would never do anything to offend a man of your size.
What do you mean? Don't deny it, Lloyd.
- You can't do that. - Can to.
So you're telling me there's a chance.
Kelly...You'd keep your mouth shut if you knew what was good for you, buddy!
What?
You can't triple stamp. That's the rule. You can't triple.
Brenda Erica
What is Kampp, Lloyd? Pusssssaayyyy, Pusssaaayyyyyy
- I'm gonna get you. - Uh-uh.
Highly unlikely from what I've seen.
Pussy! Pussaay!!
I don't know.
Yeah. It is late June.
5 y.o. power supply died and I didn’t even see it coming!
I got MEHRMSS...
That’s a special feeling, Lloyd.
Yeah. They’re in the Rockies.
you , make haste with what you've got, but don't try and say that i wanted more problems and let no one say that you don't know who's at fault. to be in retrograde to come to make more trials and tribulations for you so we can't work the reason out, but don't say negativity made a reason for someone else to use ethical forces.
Guys, guys, guys!!!!
Yes.
Grand Far
...is still somewhat of a mystery Yea think?!?
I don't know, Lloyd, this place doesn't really do it for me.
I'm ready for commitment, Harry.
$9.7m Thou. might wanna hang on to that one.
How long must I keep the spoil button pressed
That's a risk we are willing to take
Woodcroft post game message to his team in the dressing room
After I dump a little rat poison In their shirley temple
...is I think she was seeing another guy.
My Peeps: Hey yo Mike, You know he's trying hard to be you right??
- Yeah? - ...I gotta pee.
- Yeah. - You gonna get it.
When Susan Sharko says....."Thanks you."
You know what really chaffs my ass, though??
Tyler Thomy
For God's sakes just put in the damn sub request!
Everybody freeze! All right, get those hands up!
beryl that's the last time i'm buying you a bench. oh really?
Just when you thought the US withdrawal from Afghanistan couldn't have been a bigger clusterfuck
We're there.
So… rape anyone crossing the border?
275k whale claim might wanna hang on to that one
I don't know, Lloyd. The French are assholes.
- Do you have change of a dollar? - Change? No, I'm sorry, I don't.
PICK EM UP!
Pretty bird.
For God’s sake just gimme The damn DK
- Let me find a pen though. - Great.
How come I didn't get a PPP?
...I give you the Icelandic Snow Owl.
Tell her I’m rich, and ah, I’m good looking... and I have a rapist wit
Huh?
- Ing - Si
His head fell off
I mean, I remember you...
Hey, guys. Oh, Big Gulps, huh? All right.
- I never have and I never will. - Pussy.
That's as good as money Sir. Those are VOCOs
Kelsie just show us the video
I don't bet.
Well, are you aware that it's against the law...
Yeah, we called it a wiener pit. Just like your mom.
Footlong!! Who’s got the footlong?!?
a Production Dept, although slow and dangerous behind the wheel... can still serve a purpose
- Die! - Lloyd, Lloyd.
I expected the debris field To have a little more debris than this
Thank you.
...and I know how frustrating it can be to lose a bag.
Cellas? Both of ‘em?
CREPES!
you'd better not be foolin'
..Navajo Shredded Beef.
Yes
You know
- So where you headed? - Aspen.
Thank you. Thank you both very much.
I'd say a good five hours.
HOW'S THE WAR GOING PUTIN
Let’s not
What do you think the chances are of a guy like you And a girl like me going out this weekend?
Dabutt you can't do that you can't triple dodge a double dodge dabaaadddd
I can’t feel my arms…I can’t feel my legs
Hey, Harry, old buddy, old pal.
YOU CAN'T TRIPLE STAMP A DOUBLE STAMP!
Cmon, gimme the booze
Where did you come up with a scam like that?
move to ellensburg? you better not be fooling
Quick, quick, my pills.
I hope you're not using the toilet. It's broken.
You coded for 1/6 of the sprint On the wrong batch job!!
Just when I
check please
Hey doc, what are these pills?
Oh, yeah.
I Can Get 70 Miles To The Gallon On This Hog
I Don't care about your Gen-AI Just give me the damn goodie
I came a long way just to see you, Mary. Just...
‘
So you're telling me there's a chance...
Bartender?!?!
I can't believe we drove around all day and there's not a single job in this town.
Saddle Up Partner...
When the McCrady family makes you mad……………..
We're in a hole.
The owls. They're beautiful.
FOR GOD’S SAKE, JUST GIMME THE DAMN PICTURE
For God’s sake Just give me the damn blowie!
For God’s sake just tell me if Mom is home tomorrow or with you?
- I don't know. My friend... - Forget about your friend for one day.
You're A Deadman. You're A Deadman!!!!!!
Yeah, Nothing That's Nothing Sir.
Well...
And of course, Prince Charles and Di when they were together...
Going to see you
Well, what do you say, Mr. Dunne? Are you available?
Who's the dead man talking shit about the bruins