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- Wes. BOY: Hey.
What are you doing to me out there?
[CELL PHONE RINGING]
Yeah, she's very spicy.
I'm really, really into you.
- Make it go away. It's very bad. - No.
but I don't wanna have breast cancer
You know, caliente, you know.
we wouldn't be sitting on a rock having a conversation.
- Are you kidding me with this? - I'm not.
That is actually incredible.
- All right. BIANCA: See you.
- Thank you. - Totally believable.
Hey there.
Like, look at this. Do you have a special tool for these?
BIANCA: Mr. Arthur was right.
Ooh. Ha-ha-ha.
and my dad wanted custody of the dog.
It's like two people in love.
And so I thought I should just be straightforward
It's just that stands for Designated Ugly Fat Friend, dick face.
I can't... I can't even believe this.
BIANCA: Oh, boy. Clearly.
- How many hits did this get? - Lot of hits.
- Now you know how it feels. - Whoa, who let her in?
Pauli exclusion principle?
I guess she's okay.
- Come on. - Okay.
The guy with the info people go to before they make their move.
They're pity rts
Hey, how'd it go?
I thought we were living in a brave new world,
- We're doing this? - We're doing this.
[CAMERA CLICKING]
That's so nice of you.
- Bye. Ha-ha-ha. - Bye.
It's not like you could make me any more awkward, right?
Are you okay? Little cold?
- Ha-ha-ha. - Wesley, what time is it?
until you get your grades up, you're suspended from the team.
- They're foam-tastic. - Shh.
MADISON: Wesley? - Agh!
Yeah. No, obviously, I don't... I wouldn't wanna be...
The only way to get over it is to face it right here, right now.
Love.
GIRL: All right. All right.
- Exactly, no. Of course they don't. - No, of course they don't.
Have some...
Well, don't get used to it.
- B. - You need it.
Honey, why don't you just go to Jess and Casey?
[CREW LAUGHING]
of talking about the finer things in life with a fellow intellectual?
Lighting matters, okay? The darker the booth, the better.
Oh, no, no.
[IN SPANISH]
It's not really worth it, you know.
See? You friended up, okay?
Hey, Mads.
Okay.
[SINGING] Let you get away
The Duff
and now nobody's gonna know. Hope you're happy.
Thanks.
[BIANCA PANTS]
Uh, because it makes sense.
Hey, there you are.
BIANCA: Oh, God, you always come back with that.
This is like restaurant-quality sushi.
Step six: Just own it. Grow some balls.
I think I'm just gonna stick with the old lucky party shirt.
with people like me, you know?
- Thanks. - And I will not be attending, so...
What's the problem?
All right, you know what?
Come on, we're not friends.
Wow, wait, you're having a party on a Wednesday?
See you.
So, I mean, how do I look? Is this good, coach? Come on.
Yeah.
ARTHUR: Bianca? BIANCA: Yes.
[ALI DEE'S MAKE THAT BOOTY POP PLAYING]
Oh, have you? Well, I got a card I can give you.
that I might be able to join in on or just watch?
- I'm telling you now... - Toshi.
The DUFF doesn't always have to be some heinous beast, all right?
I couldn't work up the courage to say three words to Toby.
Jocks play video games.
And don't you dare be creeping on my Pinterest, whores.
Bill Nye over there looks like she's about to drink that acid.
- I'll, uh, see you around. TOBY: Okay.
Wes?
- A little peace offering. - Oh, my God.
struck a chord with me as well.
BIANCA: You know those people you grow up with,
This was my vat of acid moment.
If yes, chances are he's gonna make his move.
BIANCA: You bet we are. - Who are you?
Yeah, like a midget jerking it. Meow, meow, meow-meow.
- Oh. - Yeah, his name is Toby.
Not likely.
[MUSIC PLAYING ON PHONE]
You're really cute when you're having fun.
Bye.
- Party pooper. - No, no, guys, I don't dance.
Yes, you did. And thank...
BIANCA: Thanks a lot.
Shouldn't you be working at all?
- Hey, B. - Madison, how are you?
He could barely look at me.
Look, um, about what I said the other day,
I picked you for a reason.