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- See anything you like, Col? - I almost fucking shot you.
That cop was tough. We were excessive with the cop.
Maybe we could work something out.
I think you are a cop, my son.
Rank the fucking Marvel movies!
William Costigan Jr.
this is america drink more milk
This ain't reality TV!
How the fuck do you know that?
Are you trying to say that he was nothing?
FRANK: Get in the car. I wanna show you something.
I need a blow job
This side of Worcseter.
What we generally do, in this country...
And I cannot allow you to jeopardize an ongoing investigation...
Normally he's a very nice guy.
You fellas come from Providence?
FITZY: Yeah.
what would happen if julia gillard was the voortrekkers? well i'd hate to see her trek a mountain down to bothaville.
that Captain Queenan is Costello's rat.
Why did they turn their phones off?
You know who I am.
Well, not problems, but doubts.
No, no. No, I know who you are, though. I know.
(SPEAKS IN CHINESE)
I'll get you the records and whatnot.
- Yeah. (DELAHUNT ON PHONE) Where are you?
PUt me on a couple of tubas as I'll get you somethin' out of it
I do
Get the fuck out of here.
There's Costello. Mr. French.
oh guy maz kelper
Well, I guess that leaves me out.
Well, families are always rising or falling in America, am I right?
good luck with mobile legends! thank you!
. .
the principles of detection tell me these ads were targeted on the edge
well as for my ultrasound... (man screams) ahhhhhhhhh! (snake hisses) whhhhhhhhhhoh! i'm like "ahhhhhhhhhh!"
ERIC!!!??? PTO TEAM 4 L
Dorsi, did you write any tickets? Maybe. Maybe not. Maybe go fuck yourself
Babe
g g
- I'm glad to hear that. - Thank you.
now unvanquish zal! ksjs udh ksk uuoon ahsuooh sksk idicu doso
The card they gave me. That's it.
- Make more money. - That's the spirit!
COLIN: I want you to know, you don't got to stay.
When it mushrooms it peels back. So you may have six, eight...
I'm fuckin' irish I'll deal with something being wrong for the rest of My life
Tell me why.
In the trunk or the glove compartment?
KATHY: Look at the smile. BILLY: My mother had them. My...
I wrote about all that booing for @nymag
Right? We talked about that.
i want my identity back you rich fat faggot
Feed them shit and keep them in the dark.
Can I talk to you for a second, please?
or, what, just for the fuck of it?
Look, I don't know, if that thing moves, I'm gonna shoot it.
You met my friend Mr. French the other night.
What, do you got your period?
Where's Luigi? He's Nawt Heah
- I erased you! - You erased me, huh?
I'M RECOMMENDING MATT CHATHAM FOR THE MEDAL OR MERIT.
Why am I not fucking surprised?
Run differential, run differential. I love it, I love it, I love it.
I know.
cranberry juice
I haven’t slept for fucking weeks
and there's guys you can't.
We deal in deception here.
THAT’S OUTSTANDING
Shakin' their hands..
You keep calling me Dovi. It’s Ashlee, motherfucker.
Want a French doughnut?
Can you still?
Ray, you’re on in a million.
We'll meet...
All that fucking and no sons
QUEENAN: You're gonna be looking at my people...
which is a joke, not a very funny one
You don't see any pictures of where I came from.
You play a tough guy, doesn't mean you are one...
Cell phone dance
Hover the clubhead! However the clubhead!
Imagine that, you rat prick!
Maybe. Maybe not.
You're no fuckin' Sales rep
all the pedigree information so I can run it on my end and ID the prick.
As I remember, she ain't that sentimental.
Maybe like that:
Thank you. You are dismissed.
I just, you know, because it was a French restaurant I was surprised.
I'm fucking Irish. I'll deal with something being wrong for the rest of my life.
He's so hot for me, we give him a whiff of my ass and he'll crawl right in it.
Am I an asshole? Are my kids a mess?
I'm glad to hear that.
No tickee...
Costello was gonna sell us to the FBI.
He's moving something with all new guys. A whole new crew.
But I don't want to be you, kenyon.
That Irish pissant...
Well, I'm going home, all right? He's playing with his new guys.
What the fuck did you do, you cocksucker? Let go of me!
- Fuck. - Brian, stop it.
Sometimes they do. Yeah, sure. Sometimes they cry, yeah.
A lot of them just wanna slam a nigger through a window...
- I can get you your money. - What did you say?
is one guy...
Won't happen again, Mr. C.
He's gotta have a container or a truck or something there. Go.
I have immaculate blue light glasses.
It put hate in your heart.
- Yeah. - Everybody's fucking numbers.
No, it's not inappropriate. You're not a patient.
Shakespeare
I'll stab someone in the heart with an ice pick if it gets me dinner with you.
All right, see you then.
Tax-free.
through the courtesy of our federal friends over there.
This is my job.
It wasn't all that talk about pissin and wind?
ELLERBY: Cars are moving, but did you see anybody come out?
Yeah it’s workin.... OVATIME.
What are ya? One of those fitness freaks? Fuck yourself
Eight hundred and seven DoorDash drivers are active in this area
It's my card. And a prescription for 20 lorazepam.
ARE YOU CALLING ME A SHOEMAKER?
You fellas come from Providence?
In fact, he'd kill seven guys just to cut my throat.
WHATS A KARDO AND THIS IS THE MICHAEL
HOW YOU GOIN', ROBERT?
Yeah, something big came up at work.
A lot of them just... wanna slam a niggers head thru a plate glass window
World needs plenty of Bartenders
I can't wait to see you explain this to a Suffolk County Jury
COLIN: All right, everything checks out, so let's get you paid.
You're lying to me.
- Impossible. - One of the cops...
You get it now, do you?
FRANK: Jeez. She fell funny.
That's my boy.
Maybe. Maybe not Maybe grow old with me
I'M not a cop, all right?
So I'm gonna make a fucking ruling on this right now:
Hey, get the van. We're moving. Heavy work.
Hang tight for me, kid.
I never understood Jerking off in a theater
ten little particles of the bullet that are like razor blades...
You will not ever know the identity of undercover people.
- Fuck. No fucking pursuit. COLIN: I need information.
Yeah, I am. I'm actually going to law school also.
Hey steve own it
The readiness is all.
I'm the guy who brings smash. you must be the other guy
Nobody: Cops:
Put me on a f'kin tube and I'll get ya something out of it
So just follow him and don't get made.
Feef Feef Feef Feef Feef Feef Feef Feef
Yes, those.
let's not cry over spilled guineas.
COLIN: Cocksucker! I don't have to fucking explain anything to anybody!
Dear JoJo,
Hey, it fucking involves lying and I'm pretty fucking good at that. Right?
- No, no, no. - No?
(CHUCKLES)
.
who is here in SIU.
Why do you do it, then?
that’s too bad Your mother worked all goddamn day.
NIGHTSHIFT HAS 99 PROBLEMS AND HAS TO SOLVE THEM ALL SO DAYSHIFT DOESNT WHINE ABOUT THEM!
Forget it.
(SNIFFING)
I got four armed men right out front. You want us to pursue?