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(GASPING)
Me theory on Feds is, feed them shit and keep them in the daaak.
Enjoy your weekend!!!
I'm not.
So you wanna get a cup of coffee?
- Take the fire escape. - What about you?
- Of course I know how to spot a cop. - How's that?
Sweetheart, you're giving me a hard-on.
No tickee No Landry
Vin, don't make me have to come down here again for this.
He’s getting spooky
(FRANK ON MONITOR) Put it downstairs. Here. Yeah, thank you.
from Omar to Dana
BILLY: How I feel.
Fucking piece of shit!
Because according to my standards, you fit the model of drug-seeking behavior.
he's got on the inside tipped him. Come on. Come on.
this is the state police. INSTRUCTOR 4: And fire!
I'm Irish. I'll deal with something being wrong for the rest of my life.
- Well, I'm not them. I'm not them, okay? - Exactly.
This lead came from Queenan's undercover guy.
organized crime in this city...
Well, she got reliable.
Why? Do you?
“I am as God made me.” Was that your rationale?
(GUNSHOTS)
Sure.
Maybe Fuck Yourself
What the fuck is going on?
from a couple hundred Miles away.
- Good. - Okay.
what do you want?
Maybe you can shoot someone and then see me professionally.
Change anything. Right? Change everything.
Act accordingly.
Allegedly
Have a seat, Bill.
Mayor Sullivan's office.
Look, if that thing moves I’m gonna shoot it
My theory on donors is they're like mushrooms. Feed them shit and keep them in the dark.
I don't know if this is how you spell lozenge.
Get the cops to look at Jimmy Pappas for the hit. He had nothing to do with it...
school is out.
these are dirty dirty ships. don't you know that?
That's what they don't tell you in the Church.
at the border carrying some light sockets or something.
(COUGHING)
What?
If I wasn't a trooper.
- Oh, bad guys. - Not necessarily.
I got a hunger hack for ya Bill…
Great. Why don't you just give me a bottle of scotch and a handgun to blow my fucking head off?
Nobody: Cops:
- I don't like it, sarge. Don't feel right. - I have reason to believe...
Where's Luigi? He's Nawt He Ah
- Hands! - Just act professional.
I was dreaming I was dead.
Something I need you to keep.
Death is hard. Life is much easier.
- Yeah. - Get rid of this.
I hope you're not turning into one of them sob sisters wants to get caught.
Heavy lies the crown sort of thing?
Francis, you really should see somebody
Those fucking serbs are a bunch of homos.
This side of Worcester.
Enjoy your weekend!!!
Prepare to fire. Fire.
I am killing you.
No tickee
Please.
The fridge has got an alarm in it in case you have...
Stephanie, who was the only one who came to my father's funeral?
Who says I wanna see you again?
Another county heard from.
I think you are lactose intolerant my son
Frank, look at me. Look at me.
World needs plenty of bartenders. six weeks, no pay [wink]
- Good. - And send this to his wife.
Hey, he can't help you.
(GWEN ON PHONE) Frank?
INSTRUCTOR 3: This is not the regular police...
FRENCH: You got that? - Yeah, I got that.
- You were like different people. - You a psychiatrist?
State police, search warrant! State police, open the door!
You were kind of a double kid, I bet, right?
Patriot Act, Patriot Act. I love it, I love it, I love it.
No, no, I know how it goes. You're a mental health professional.
I never understood Jerking off in a ̶T̶H̶E̶A̶T̶R̶E̶ Kia
That's me.
and he'll say so.
We all are. Act accordingly.
Got a date with some angels
Costello recorded everything.
And he could do it...
Maybe someday you'll wake the fuck up
happens to work undercover for the Boston Police Department.
Are you gonna stop doing coke deals with your jerkoff fucking cousin?
So you moving out or you moving in?
That is what brings you down in this business.
- He was... - He was reaching for his cigarettes.
I forgot the password but if you come with me I'll give it to you.
He set up the whole fucking job and popped Kennefick.
Is it to do some good, to get somewhere personally...
I brought your mother some pictures of my father.
PRIEST: Let light shine upon him. COP 1: Fold.
Then we wait here.
I'll be fine. But if you get made I can't protect you. Now, go!
- Because I think... - Billy, I don't have a tail.
Come with me.
-Who said that? -Cawthorn.
(ALL CHUCKLE)
- What was his name, the departed? DIGNAM: Myles Kennefick.
You'll hear about them through me or Captain Queenan.
I mean, those are questions, right?
You ask for Mikey because there is no Mikey.
- So you're a cop. - A state-police detective.
Sweetheart, you're giving me a hard-on.
Caller ID on Queenan's phone.
Yeah.
You stole our sticky tape, not cool, bro.
*stonks only go up*
What we got going on tonight boys
(BEEP)
Just kidding. How's your mother?
Top of the list of tips that hurt your feelings
I got reason to believe that Queenan got killed by his fucking undercover.
ovahtime!
What the fudge?
(DIALING PHONE)
in your office all day long?
We're getting a warrant. Can't get an address off him.
I have evidence cold-linking this prick to Costello, all right?
where any cop could see you. Jesus.
I got it. Okay?
That means you're bringing undesirable elements...
MADOLYN: What do you expect coming in here?
I mean, he murdered somebody, right?
(PHONE RINGING)
My theory on pharmacists is they’re like mushrooms Feed them shit and keep them in the dark
- You don't know what this is like. (QUEENAN ON PHONE) Microprocessors.
- What's got you all hot and bothered? - Get in the car. You'll see.
Here come the departed memes Can I talk to you for a second?
You: "You got that for 900 dollars?" Ya' Boy: "If they knew shit, they wouldn't be Puerto Ricans."
When people ask where You stuck that big fish
Yankee fans, you know Bad haircut, no dress sense , and a slight, ya know, air of scumbag entitlement
liking their photos
Geez
Yeah, maybe.
A fuckin' movie? I don't know
The question is, and this is the only question...
- Dignam, take a leave of absence. - Take a leave of what?
- Nothing much to it, Uncle Edward. - Trying to prove something to the family?
Okay, then just say that.
(TIRES SCREECH)
- Fucking now I do! - What the fuck do you do?
Hey, fuckhead, that's Jackie's nephew.
His old man runs the Hibernian Liquor Mart. Kennefick's.
Cop.
You really should see somebody...
(you)
I'm glad to hear that.
What came off the roof?
What is this, a citizens arrest!? Blow me
I have a co-signer.
We all are Act accordingly
(COLIN ON RECORDING) Now, why would you have to remind me of that?
INSTRUCTOR 1: Terminal ballistics is the study of a projectile...
WHen the attending yells at you for doing the thing the attending told you to do
by enhanced cooperation with the FBI...
No more pencils, no more books.
That’s what Brandon said
Yeah.
- We have a blind spot. - Why do we have a blind spot?
I saw a blue flare... I think I'm having post-traumatic stress syndrome.
Would I...? Would I be any good at what I do if I didn't fucking already know that?
Stealth fighters. I don't know what they are; you don't know what they are. Who gives a fuck?